Today’s entries are giving me a hard itme figuring out who is uglier: Conor Oberst, or Pete Doherty. I may have to give it to Doherty… an equally difficult decision would be figuring out which band I care less about.

So Pete was an oasis fan before he got on crack? Well, it certainly proves that crack improves your taste in music.

Hahaha! Stop, stop, Mr. Spector’s defense team! You’re killing me! This is hilarious! ‘I think I killed somebody’ versus ‘I think I shot somebody!’ You can’t split heirs any better than that! Oh, this brightens my afternoon!

The break up/reuniting of Mayer-Simpson has as much to do with Mayer’s sense of humor as it does with Simpson’s stupidity (in other words, a lot).

Monolith is a cool name for festival. Maybe The Flaming Lips will dress up like monkeys and bash each other with tapir bones.

I can’t think of a good Amy Winehouse/public restroom joke. I must be losing my touch. Oh, wait! Maybe she’s looking for a new manhattan apartment!

http://www.abandonedsta tion.com

Hooray for KISS !!

‘Shambles should cover ‘Razor Love’ so Pete can profess his bizarro love for Cocaine Kate.

Its confirmed i now know that Pete has always resembled my ass!!!

liam gallagher is god-like.

Mayer and Jessica? Probably their getting back together has more to do with her oral abilities (and I don’t mean singing) than his sense of humor…

How desperate for attention do you have to be to plaster an advertisement on a porta-potty? Winehouse & whoever the other chick is must be out of their heads.

IS NOTHING SACRED????!!!!

Damn! The Killers are CrAzY! Love the new video. Amazing band…