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UPDATE: Amy Winehouse Married! PLUS: The Latest on the Rolling Stones, Clipse and More

5/18/07, 3:03 pm EST

Amy Winehouse Does Not Get Married, Rolling Stone

    • UsMagazine.com is reporting that Amy Winehouse did marry boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil in Florida yesterday. The pair got engaged on April 23rd.
    • East Hampton, NY, has revealed the details of their “Social” concert series. Billy Joel, Prince, Tom Petty, Dave Matthews and James Taylor are all set to appear. Tickets only cost $15,000, so hurry up and get a pair before they’re selling for triple that on eBay. Snobbery sold separately.
    • The Rolling Stones reportedly requested $1 million to play this year’s Glastonbury festival.
    • Cannes Roundup: The Joy Division film, Control, debuted. Also, U2 are going 3D.
    • Michael Moore’s health-care expose Sicko will hit theatres on June 29th. Box-office experts expect the film to gross $100 million combined from both coasts, and $31.50 in middle America.
    • Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys is set to become a United Nations Special Ambassador. He will be sent to places where the general population still thinks the Backstreet Boys are relevant.
    • Clipse are now the rap game’s biggest free agents, having reportedly been dropped from the Jive contract.

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Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:17 pm EST

My new movie “Sicko” is about my morbidly obese ass and the billions it will cost taxpayers.

Michael Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:20 pm EST

I’m a discrace. I have no integrity and will lie and deceive to try to push my propaganda.

Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:32 pm EST

I hate myself, my millions of dollars, my mansions, my private jet, and my country. Cuba rules and Castro is my hero.

Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:34 pm EST

I wonder why the South Park guys killed me.

MIchael Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:36 pm EST

If it weren’t for me, Republican twats would be running the country deeper down the rabbit-hole…

Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:37 pm EST

My next movie will be about trans fats. How dare our government remove them from fast foods. I NEED MY TRANS FATS!!!!!!!! IT’S MY HEROIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

? | 5/18/2007, 3:39 pm EST

Amy Winehouse is a great singer and finally brought something different to the mainstream.

Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:41 pm EST

Mmmmmmmmmmm, burgers.

Spencer | 5/18/2007, 3:42 pm EST

I think it should be a law that the Stones shouldn’t be paid a dime until…
a.) Mick Taylor is back in the band
b.) They actually sound good live

Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 3:51 pm EST

I eat American children for breakfast. For lunch I have a steer, and for dinner I eat more children.

michael moore | 5/18/2007, 3:57 pm EST

makes some really good points…but he is basically the other extreme of what he hates….and he contorts the truth…he is just like all those other tools that see grey area as only black and white…

Scott P | 5/18/2007, 4:09 pm EST

Isn’t it comforting to know that right wingers have loads more time to waste on boards like this than liberals do?

Enjoy having Fox News tell you what to think buddy…

Mike Moore | 5/18/2007, 4:13 pm EST

My taint smells like Haiti.

Scott P | 5/18/2007, 4:15 pm EST

Just kidding, I love Fox news.

Mario Kart | 5/18/2007, 4:17 pm EST

Shrek 4: Even More Sickero

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:18 pm EST

scoot p is a douche…… fox news sux! u idiot!

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:21 pm EST

Mike Moore is even fatter than I am.

I hate fat females. | 5/18/2007, 4:22 pm EST

$ 15,000 sounds fair god I hate poor people.

The real Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:23 pm EST

NObodys fatter then me….except maybe Phill!!

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:24 pm EST

Fste females probably hat you too arsehole!

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:26 pm EST

I’m gonna give you what you need
I’m gonna make your ears bleed
rock & roll, rock & roll
Im the king of rock & roll

the really real Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:26 pm EST

They had to custom build me a toilet seat. Mike Moore told me where to get the best deal.

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:28 pm EST

Copy cats will be destroyed

Scott P | 5/18/2007, 4:30 pm EST

Bill Oreilly is my hero.

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:30 pm EST

I’m so fat that I had to hire 2 Colege students to scratch my ass!

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:31 pm EST

I enjoy young black wang.

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:31 pm EST

Bill O’Reily is a 2 cent whore and that makes u his boyfriend SCOTT P you arse!

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:31 pm EST

I enjoy young black wang.

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:33 pm EST

no I dont

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:36 pm EST

I enjoy Scott p’s MOm’s ass

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:40 pm EST

we all do

the original Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:43 pm EST

I gots a tiny pecker. Feets don’t fail me now.

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:44 pm EST

dont hate me cuz you aint me!!

Scott P | 5/18/2007, 4:44 pm EST

Watch my balls………please!

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:45 pm EST

I am me.

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:47 pm EST

I am you from the future. I must warn you about a terrible accident that will take place this weekend. You must not leave your house. Your life depends on it.

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:50 pm EST

Ahhh Haaa… boner reviels himself

Boner | 5/18/2007, 4:51 pm EST

You rang?

Boner | 5/18/2007, 4:55 pm EST

My balls were burning.

Boner | 5/18/2007, 4:57 pm EST

What up Donnie V? I’ll meet you in West Chester tomorrow. We’ll go out for some beer and wings. Maybe smack around some titties.

Don Vito | 5/18/2007, 4:57 pm EST

I rang ur mom last night but the bitch didnt answer!

Nick P | 5/18/2007, 5:07 pm EST

spin’s website is saying that she got married thismorning. I think she should marry me, I’d never make her go to rehab!

Angela | 5/18/2007, 5:07 pm EST

I thought Amy Winehouse and fiance Blake got married this morning.

BMS | 5/18/2007, 5:17 pm EST

I usually bash most of the posters…but I gotta admit the “snobbery sold seperately” line and “$31.50 in middle America” line were really f’n funny.
Nice update.

constantlytall | 5/18/2007, 5:26 pm EST

I’m from Illinois, so I’m barely literate, but I think Mr. Kreps might have been making fun of me and my kin with his middle America comment…If I weren’t so dumb, I might be offended.

P.S. R.S. | 5/18/2007, 5:28 pm EST

Funny you’ve changed your story when your URL still says “winehouse-not-married.” And how could US report yesterday on a wedding that happened today?

Driveshaft108 | 5/19/2007, 9:10 pm EST

Where Nick Carter will be socially relevant…

Would that make him a Special Ambassador to E! Network???

Maybe he can serve as a legal liason to Paris Hilton…

Driveshaft108 | 5/19/2007, 9:10 pm EST

Where Nick Carter will be socially relevant…

Would that make him a Special Ambassador to E! Network???

Maybe he can serve as a legal liason to Paris Hilton…

lik roper | 5/20/2007, 11:57 pm EST

UPDATE: amy winehouse has just divorced!

Yor mama | 5/24/2007, 3:04 pm EST

i say people should just let Nick Carter freaking be! haters are lame! they hate bc they wish they had his life and money! GET OVER IT! he definitely is much better than u

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