I’ll guarantee it had something to with Phil Spector.

dont pin this on me!

yeah, you jag in the bag!

it wasn’t me, but i’ve even kicked the doo-doo outta the tiny, purple, royal one…

round up the usual suspects: the munchkins, all little people, and al sharpton…

harry kirschner, harry kirschner, kirschner kirschner, harry, harry…i did it…

Update not entirely accurate.
Prince did a pantomime fall onto the floor after she grabbed his face and kissed him.
She then straddled him on the floor and went in for the kill which was a little too far!!. It was then that the two security guys carried her off!

The thisislondon report in inaccurate. The towel was just him ‘drying off’ after the incident!

Soy Bomb!…

prince is a pretty private guy those who know him well think he’s really funny so i don’t doubt he’d do something random like that. but obviously his bodygaurds or whatever need to pay closer attention.

A documented account of a female straddling Prince. Archive this,please.

Well, I was there last night and NOTHING happened other than an overenthusiastic Male and Female fan wanted to extent their moment of fame when the rest of the ‘audience dancers’ had already left the stage.
What DID happen is that some female fan pinched Maceo Parker in the right ‘cheek’ .
The concert itself was amazing