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I’m only a great artist not a miracle worker

As an artist, I invoke artistic License whenever I feel the need. The entire essence of the work would have been thrown off if I had referred to her as Italian. It’s quite obvious that the overall themes of angst, romance, and Louie Anderson were lost on you. I’m sorry I failed you as a writer, but I will not compromise my artistic merit.

Shamus,
Joy Behar is Italian, not Jewish.
Therefore, your entire missive is dismissed.

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FReaK!

Verse 1:
shake, bounce, scrape the Izod shirt emblem jiggle,dance with every bump
in the road jump,clap with the lonely left tit
verse 2:
Sweat juice cascading down the north face of his bulbous brazier
shackled bosom. Not even Sir Edmund Hillary could reach the summit
Verse 3:
The cool autumn breezes snatches the attention of my tit companion
nipple, standing up straight, tricked by evolution,no calcium will leak
from the dry and vacant boob
verse 4:
Soulless cancer cells metastasize blindly through the porous fat of
those monumental double d’s, never truly getting anywhere, for the
voyage is too great
verse 5:
Young Haitian meat fits snugly between the fleshy mounds How I yearn for
the days of “Family Feud” tapings and double sided tape Today’s reality,
sunset strip seediness ,and an extreme need for a scrub down
Verse 6:
Cookie crumb avalanches form gravel patches on otherwise smooth mammary
glands. Flapjack areolas are heliports for flies and other
winged-creatures eager to feed on the rancid mold growing on the massive
bag of fleshy garbage.
Verse 7:
Naked torso shuns humanity, grim looking body bags hang loosely off the
mangled frame, permeated with the stench of stale urine and expelled gas
carrying liquid feces, left on a BVD canvas. Obese comic veteran stained
with bed sore graffiti.
Verse 8:
A VCR remote swallowed in the crevice of two back rolls; consumed by the
epidermis. Surgical removal will no doubt be required. KFC buckets full
of chicken…gelatinous gobs of fat baking on the rim. Carefully
arranged deposits of semen mingle and cake inside an oft used tissue.
Joy Behar commands “The View”. Jewish.
Verse 9:
The wallowing oaf carries me to dark alleys on busted joints, the
atrophy certain, cruising the strip for Hispanic trani’s. Sodomy
rehabilitates for an instance. Compensation accord reached in a four
door ford.
Verse 10:
Flagellation with an extension cord; I’ll scratch my back, you scratch
yours. Heaving, obtrusive man breasts overflowing the corset like a
tidal wave of milk.

BY, Shamus Goldensteinbergbaum

Green Day joins the legends such as The Who and the Rolling Stones,U2 and ect. in geting simpsonized.
the creators of the simpsons have great taste. *HIGH FIVE*

She probably smells like mushroom fields with a hint of BBQ sauce.

oh yeah put your hands on that long, firm…oohoohoohohohhh. do i have the right blog?

I pooped in a bucket.

YAHHHHHHHHHH….. GREEN DAY ARE IN THE SIMPSONS MOVIE!!
i so cant wait til it comes out!! =)

Rock on Skullfreak !!! I bet she’s smelly too !

is pete wentz in the simpsons movie?

Skullfreak needs to take a chill pill. Ms. Lakisha is an talented and gifted singer. It’s too back we value looks over talent. Give the girl credit for getting on that stage every week and repping for the big gals with big voices!!!

goddam she’s fat and ugly, she should work at waffle house

MONKEY!

green day in a simpsons movie. i predict MAGIC!

Here my feelings about Lakisha after the jump. I don’t like her.

I take back everything I said about Lakisha.. She is beautiful .. I love her .. I voted for her 100 times. I hate myself because I am unhappy and miserable.. Please someone help me seek therapy.

It’s amazingly cool how someone-or anyone-who has everlasting or instant success like Green Day ends up getting immortalized in a Simposons cartoon(or in this case,a movie).Unpredictablity is also a factor too;You never know what celebrity/celebrities is/are going to show up next or you would never imagine.

Speaking of which,countdown to Beyonce’s appearance:

10,9,8,7…(lau ghs)

I am SO GLAD that Verizon dropped tour sponsorship for Gwen over the Akon incident. Gwen has so ruined any credibility she had w/ her abysmal solo career (save the excellent “Hollaback Girl.”) When you compromise your musicality and play to the “kids” so you can still be seen as current, you have to be prepared to not only lose your old fans but also suffer the results of the idiot antics of the people you’re associating w/.

Thank you all for contributing to The Decline of Western Civilization by watching American Idol.

Find something real to care about.

I’d like to see Lakisha and Sanjaya do a duet of “Islands in the Stream” on the Idol tour. That would be really sweet.

btw Jordan is spelled “Jordin,” I believe. She’s diff’rent that way.

next to go: Blake.

I’m glad that baby huey got the boot, if I had to look at her ugly gapped teeth surronded by miles of streched fat skin I think I would throw up. Every time I saw her on tv I would find myself wondering how the hell someone like that could get votes. She has no self control in the food department and she could eat corn through a pickit fence with those gapped teeth, ewwww!!!

I think AI has a good top 3 considering the questionable talent this year. I would like to see Jordan win this. Blake will get a contract either way, so will Melinda. Jordan could be a huge pop star, esp. with the Radio Disney crowd.

90% of the charm of a Bee Gees Song is the GIBB BROTHERS, so I was not expecting much out of the AI crowd.

Next year I want to see Steely Dan, Johnny Rotten,Courtney Love as judges!

hey “anon”, don’t mind these rude and childish comments about LaKisha’s size,,,,,most of America knows that this woman will soon be singing her way to the bank, while immature morons spew thier bile. Lakisha freak’n Rocks

You are all weirdos.

american idol sucks..tell those sorry bastards to pick a guitar and write their own music..

I don’t see why it matters if she’s fat…

Royal T is a bad mother

I want to see a porn flick with Lakisha and Rosie O’Donnell. Who’s with me ???

Barry Gibb singing in a Ladies Blouse - That was awesome.

Poor Lakisha, alas we hardly knew ye…

Go see Jenny Craig!

Lakisha is a whale!

u heard me!

“up against the wall” sound like a pink floyd thing!! he stole from them!!