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Lunchtime Poll: Punish Paris

5/7/07, 12:54 pm EST

Paris HiltonOn the list of reasons why Paris Hilton should be in jail, the fact that she drove with a suspended license is not up there. You clerk for the judge who handed down Paris’ sentence. You get a hold of the paperwork and do a little editing so that the official charge reflects the pop cultural crimes you’d really like to see Paris pay for. What charge do you write in and why? Also, while you’re at it, if Paris is going to jail for inspiring a proliferation of night vision porn (or whatever you choose) what other celebrities deserve to be punished for their pop cultural crimes?


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Fredonia | 5/7/2007, 1:07 pm EST

WHO CARES…SHES A SLUT AND ITS NOTHING NEW…NAME ONE SLUTY CELEB WHO HASNT GONE TO REHAB, JAIL ,OR MADE A PORNO …..

theo | 5/7/2007, 1:11 pm EST

She shouldn’t be treated any differently than anyone else.

Kelly | 5/7/2007, 1:24 pm EST

It is not because she drove with a suspended license or because she is a celebrity.

She is being punished because she has REPEATEDLY failed to comply with a court order. The same would happen to any of us non-celebrity normal working class folks.

I say it is about time the over-priveledged are being held responsible for their blatetent disrespect of our legal system.

Neds fresh Sister | 5/7/2007, 1:43 pm EST

overexposure of a destroyed hole.

Cafe Wha? | 5/7/2007, 2:08 pm EST

I would be her lover.

Paris Hilton | 5/7/2007, 2:27 pm EST

You’re just jealous because I’m better than you.

Mr. Dart | 5/7/2007, 3:11 pm EST

I dare to say that is this world of pop culture-obsessed media, this will just fuel the hype and publicity around an otherwise WORTHLESS example of humanity.

Her legal team is crying foul, to no one’s surprise. THe fact is that she drove on a suspended liscense. PERIOD.

Perhaps the 45 days in jail will do her good. You know, like Paris’ version of rehab. Look how nicely that worked out for Lindey, and Britney, et al…

Celebutantes…

Boo Hoo Paris | 5/7/2007, 3:14 pm EST

Seriously, I think it’s funny and now she’s pouting *it’s cruel, it’s not fair* and she fires her publicist who “mis informed her” well here’s the deal sweety, be smart inform yourself, and why blame someone else when YOU were told NOT to drive and YOU knew YOUR license was suspended.
Boo Hoo somewhere else…. it is fair you play you pay.
The rest of us would go through the same thing if we violated our court order.

charliemapleton | 5/7/2007, 3:15 pm EST

To the last two users,TESTIFY!

THX-1138 | 5/7/2007, 3:23 pm EST

So Paris Hilton is a celebrity for simply existing.

Couldn’t we give her the death pentalty for simply existing?

comment on paris | 5/7/2007, 3:44 pm EST

I think mr dart is correct in saying its just fuel for the media fire to give Mark MacGrath and other losers on acces hollywood something to talk about! those are the ppl who should be in jail same as paris famous becuz of other famous ppl! ITS RIDICULOUS

Grape | 5/7/2007, 4:04 pm EST

Day 1-Paris will be ordered to dress the way she usually does and dance on top of tables in nursing home cafeterias. Day 2-She must sit in the front row of a day long life insurance seminar and smile non-stop.Day 3-She has to mow my lawn in a black string bikini while I watch and drink heavily in the shade.BOO-YAH!!!

Nally Sava | 5/7/2007, 4:33 pm EST

Paris should be charged for being a public enemy. Her punishment should be relocation to montana or nebraska.

Mehoff, Jack | 5/7/2007, 4:47 pm EST

I don’t think drunk driving should ever be excused. You get a larger fine for a marijuana smell than a dui. It’s crazy. I think people should turn the other ear to nonsense like this. Us talking about it and watching it ever day on our boob tubes only lets the media heads know that we want to see more, while they get rich. We plague our society, especially the youth with messages of sex, violence, drugs, yet then we turn around and yell at them for having sex, doing drugs, participating in gangs, and not knowing anything about math, science, history. We need to stop letting the media educate people. Money rules all in this stupid society. We praise people for doing nothing and being stupid, case in point. Sorry for the rant, I’m running out the clock at work.

Nikkidoo | 5/7/2007, 4:52 pm EST

She’s no different than everyone else in the world who don’t contribute an ounce of good to the world their entire lives. She’s just famous because of it. It’s just too bad our society can’t learn to ignore them so they’ll go away.

Paris Hilton | 5/7/2007, 5:13 pm EST

I don’t know why everyone is being so mean? It’s lke.. you know… that thing that… umm… Daddy!

Johnny Kickass | 5/7/2007, 5:18 pm EST

There is nothing more punk then loving Paris Hilton.

I love you Paris Hilton!

Even b4 the sex tape! You are soooo awesome!

Chrysler Dodds | 5/8/2007, 12:41 am EST

Crimes against fashion. Oh hang on, maybe she just is having a joke with those comedy oversized sunglasses.

Paris Hilton | 5/8/2007, 12:44 am EST

Its so like, not fair, I’m rich, and like, famous, so i should not have to, like, you know, obey the law. Its only for, you know, like, poor people.

the porksword | 5/8/2007, 9:29 am EST

she needs to be spanked…by me…

jandek | 5/8/2007, 12:31 pm EST

remember that ass to ass scene in requim for a dream…yea I would want that done to her..and have her toss everyones salad

Katie | 5/8/2007, 5:07 pm EST

Its about time hilton went to jail….she’s well overdue….honestly, the world will be a better place without Hilton in it

cheesecrop | 5/8/2007, 9:43 pm EST

The fact is in order to get it through her head that she is normal like everyone else, you must get her where she is most vulnerable. Take away all her expensive clothing, give it to charity, and remove all her lines of credit. Then write out an order that states for a year she can wear no make-up whatsoever. By removing any kind of glamour factor you bring her back down to earth somewhat. Then you make sure she gets nothing but greasy cheeseburgers for her stay in jail. This will help damage her health and soften her up a bit. Wearing plain clothing, looking quite plain, & w/ a few extra pounds, she will look like any normal person, and no one would give her a second glance, which is what she desires the most.

Boo Hoo Paris | 5/9/2007, 10:21 am EST

she is trying to get the governater to appeal the ruling… dear god. I am sooooo embarassed to live in California…..
“Everything in her power”

*sniffle* daddy it’s not fair.

Sad | 5/9/2007, 1:21 pm EST

Who cares if she does go to jail. get the dealth penalty, or falls of the face of the earth? Oh yeah all of you dumb bastards.

Ricky | 5/9/2007, 3:55 pm EST

I don’t get what the fuss is about.

Yeah, the idea of Paris Hilton in jail is funny, but we only have ourselves to blame for her fame.

She does something, some of us obsess over it, praise it or completely pan it. Either way, she’s getting the attention she wants.

tacosoldier | 5/9/2007, 10:22 pm EST

Yes she deserves jail time. It’s good to see her suffer the consequences of her absolutely dumb decisions that a blonde, like her, suffers from. If she was to get a pardon from Arnold S., then what very little trust I have in the justice system, will be lost for good.

david | 5/10/2007, 1:28 am EST

she deserves to punished but this is over the line. I know people who have three dui’s and have not had more than an overnighter in jail. Stop hating on the girl and read “Bonfire of the Vanities” it might help you guys out. Who needs to go to jail, the guy that wrote “turner diaries” comes to mind.

The immortal shame | 5/10/2007, 5:11 pm EST

Hey…maybe it’ll give her street cred. Look what it did for Lil’ Kim. I hope she gets ass raped by a group of angry butch lesbians in the showers. With night vision cameras.
That’s hot.

frank | 5/11/2007, 9:23 am EST

She should serve the full sentence, Just like anyone else, If I got a dui I’d be in jail already.

STAINDPEARLYGIRL | 5/13/2007, 4:08 pm EST

…you do tha crime….do tha time and in this case she is just as libel as we would be..so Paris get a grip and grow tha f up, immerse yourself in knowledge while your in tha hole…

Innocent By-Stander | 5/13/2007, 4:39 pm EST

they should let her go so she can kill someone and then we can put her out of our misery… oh wait, then she’ll be a martyr… damn… oh well…

Innocent By-Stander | 5/13/2007, 4:44 pm EST

oh yeah, and btw, i’m curious to know, of all the people who take the time to read this article, know about Paris’ life and dealings thereof, and are taking time out of your lives, like i am doing right now, to take this poll and comment, have EVER stayed in a Hilton hotel? I know I haven’t, and could not afford it, and even if i could, i probably wouldn’t…

Robert A. Zimmerman | 5/14/2007, 6:33 pm EST

Hilton,Paris:
Charge#1 Having a jag-off name like “Paris”
Charge#2 Forcing her sexless netherportions and nonexistant upperportions on a suffering humanity. Repeatedly.
Charge#3 Being a bore. Really.

kisp | 6/1/2007, 4:00 pm EST

She should be charged with being self centered, talentless waste of film and audio..

Punishment: Stripped of her riches and to be split among non-profit organizations,forced to join the Peace Corps, and read literature.

Cassia Inman | 6/7/2007, 9:11 pm EST

She should be mandated to spend time with people who have lost loved ones to drunk drivers…..therapy and daily life…..how others lives have been ruined because of the actions of others……she needs to feel there pain

Cassia Inman | 6/7/2007, 9:12 pm EST

She should be mandated to spend time with people who have lost loved ones to drunk drivers…..therapy and daily life…..how others lives have been ruined because of the actions of others……she needs to feel there pain

leanne | 6/8/2007, 2:36 pm EST

If you think she should be treated like everyone else, you should agree she should not have been given the harse sentence she received. For her violations people are not jailed for 40 days. Her fame and fortune hurt her. Unlike OJ Simpson, a murderer walking free.

Bingo | 6/9/2007, 4:44 pm EST

She’s a spoiled brat who needs to learn she can’t get her own way….obey the laws of the land like the rest of us have to.

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