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Coachella 2007: Sheffield’s Final Word

5/1/07, 11:51 am EST

Coachella, BjorkLike any festival, except more so, Coachella has three things that suck: getting in, getting out and being there. Lord, the torments we endure for music. But this weekend, the music was more than enough, gathering most of the planet’s best fit-and-working bands in the desert heat. Coachella ‘07 was the place to hear amazing new bands I never heard of (The Feeling), bands I always kinda liked but not enough to bother seeing live (Arcade Fire), bands I previously wrote off but was totally wrong about (Klaxons). A quick highlight loop:

Best of the fest: LCD Soundsystem, by far. The current six-person touring lineup is the most bloodthirsty live band around, with the guitarist from Hot Chip and the drummer from The Juan McLean propelling “All My Friends” and “North American Scum” far past their already-mindblowing studio versions. Best show I’ve seen all year, besides the one they did last month at New York’s Bowery Ballroom. They had Coachella’s happiest crowd too, gyrating in the Sahara Tent under a giant mirror ball. I can’t think of another band I would say this about, but if I took somebody to this gig and they didn’t have the best time of their life, I would assume they were profoundly fucked in the head.

Hottest decade: The Nineties were EVERYWHERE. What was this, the Tibetan Freedom Fest? Rage, Bjork, the Chili Peppers, the Lemonheads, techno, trip-hop, punk, glow-sticks, Perry Farrell cameos… there was even a shitty ska band! (Sorry, didn’t stay long enough to get their name.) Nobody would have been surprised to see Tupac in the Mojave Tent.

Best surprise: Arcade Fire. They paced it brilliantly, saving their best songs for a serial climax — I had no idea I liked them so much, but for the last five or six songs, starting with “Wake Up,” every intro made me go, “hey, THIS one.” “Rebellion (Lies)” was one of those corny sundown festival experiences where the crowd has this massive moment together, as couples of all sexes found secluded spots on the grass for making out.

No surprise at all: The Port-o-Potties, which made you wanna borrow a corkscrew and give yourself a gastric bypass.

Biggest laugh: The Coachella staff, a bunch of bargain-basement amateurs. Nice folks and all, real chic in their yellow polo shirts, but not trained to handle tough questions like “Where’s the exit?” or “Why is Crowded House playing?” Rookie security has its advantages, though — I found a spot to slip through the fence, right behind the Hawaiian Shaved Ice booth. This saved me an hour’s walk from the parking lot to the entrance, plus a four-hour wait in the Will Call line. So how did I spend those five extra hours? I rocked in bulk, and passed the savings on to you. Thanks, Hawaiian Shaved Ice!

Most unexpected fan fave: !!!, pronounced “chick chick chick,” whose Nu Shooz-meets-Neu disco punk packed the Mojave Tent with thousands of fans. You couldn’t squeeze into the !!! tent, but everybody stayed to boogie in the brutal afternoon sun. The tent next door was completely empty, with a couple of techno DJs spinning. And you thought !!!’s fan base consisted of three stops on the L-train.

Weirdest party: Girl Talk’s Greg Gillis was amazing — clearly, calling this man a mere mash-up DJ is like calling Kierkegaard a sportswriter. What was Paris Hilton doing up there? Well, in the immortal words of Tone Loc, she wanted to come onstage, and do a little dance. So she did.

Ugliest bastards: Happy Mondays, decrepit hooligans twisting their melons in front of dangerously drunk Brits screaming for “Grandbag’s Funeral.” No Bez, no Paul, no Rowetta. One look at Shaun Ryder and you will never touch another drug in your life. At least not until the music ends and you realize that only massive doses of toxic chemicals will ease the pain of getting out of the parking lot. “Kinky Afro” was a scream. The new songs? Not so much.

Toughest troopers: The Cribs and the Fratellis (tie). Two scrappy young Brit bands, stuck in a hellhole early-afternoon tent slot, played back-to-back sets and raised hell like it was THEIR OWN SHOW. That’s how you do it. A hell of a lot more fun than the Arctic Monkeys.

Best argument starter: Bjork. Transcendent artistry or flatulent squawking of the damned?

Best place to get clubbed by dipshit cops: The campgrounds on Saturday night, where an after-hours party of 200 or so fans got raided by slap-happy Indio police in full riot gear. What kind of pussy wears a SWAT helmet to go bust a few wasted Lemonheads fans?

Best place to watch hippies dance to “Ice Cream”: Ghostface Killah. The crowd was so eager to love him, they didn’t care what he actually did, which was great because neither did he. Symbiosis!

Best-kept secret: The geodesic dome with low-profile DJ sets by Eighties faves from Bauhaus’ Daniel Ash to Dee-Lite’s Lady Miss Kier (who pulled in a mob of straight dudes with cameras — who knew?). The Smiths’ Andy Rourke played the Mark Ronson techno remake of “Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before,” mixed in with “You Keep Me Hanging On.”

I haven’t even begun to process how great CSS were, covering L7’s “Pretend We’re Dead” and calling it a Daft Punk song. Or how great Hot Chip were. Carlos D’s bold attempt to become the goth Rollie Fingers. Scarlett Johansson’s honey-dripping beehive. The Jesus and Mary Chain attacking “Never Understand.” Blonde Redhead, Decemberists, Jarvis Cocker (sure wish he still sang “Sorted For E’s & Whizz”), taking bets on who Tiesto is and how for the love of fuck he got to headline the main stage… what a weekend. You have humiliated me for the LAST TIME, Coachella. Thanks for the memories!


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Sarah | 6/21/2007, 9:03 am EST

Fair To Midland. Nuff said.

Macro bako | 5/10/2007, 10:21 pm EST

hello hi honey

Big Julie | 5/7/2007, 2:24 pm EST

I heart Jarvis

The Michael | 5/6/2007, 5:58 pm EST

Hot Chip ruled the festival. They gave the best performance of the festival as far as I’m concerned. Whoever the fuck reviewed Coachella sounded really bitter and disturbed. Take it from someone who has been every year.
Bjork was great! Hot Chip was life changing! Rage was TIRED. Willie was cool. Kaiser Chiefs were drunk, Of Montreal was good but the lead singer was more interested in his props than his performance, Klaxons were excellent, Teddybears were hot, Peaches was TIRED, MSTRKRFT was awesome, Tokyo Police Club were good, AIR was too late to really care about how good they were, Arcade Fire was amazing but I missed them because I ended up in the hospital from a heat stroke because I was dancing too hard at Hot Chip and MSTRKRFT. There were a bunch of other goodies that would take forever to list.

zenidog | 5/5/2007, 7:25 pm EST

im tired of bjork. she’ll be back at coachella again and again. friday night belonged to GOGOL BORDELLO who put on an in your face show. gypsy punks,faux rape, random people on stage, and a badass frontman. it was the most impressive show of the weekend.

Bullocks | 5/4/2007, 2:09 pm EST

Bjork definitely put on one of the best performances of the weekend. Shit was a religous experience. You’d understand if you were rollin on euphoric pills whilst watching from the main stage because you outsmarted the damn rent-a-cops to sneak backstage.
Why isn’t the Gotan Project mentioned? they put on one of the sickest sets of the 3 days as well. Rage was overhyped. Tiesto sounds like ice-cream truck music. Rodrigo y gabriela killed it, and AIR can fuck off for coming on 45 minutes late. Awesome weekend.

Comic Book Guy | 5/4/2007, 1:29 pm EST

Worst review EVER!

Cara | 5/4/2007, 10:16 am EST

Bjork was amazing, one of the highlights of the show.

H | 5/4/2007, 2:30 am EST

Tiesto was my favorite part of the festival. I think putting him after the Chilli Peppers on Sat was a great way to close out the day, and I think he played a great set aside from not having a vocalist.

coit us | 5/4/2007, 2:07 am EST

It’s actually Shave Ice….no d

tom | 5/4/2007, 12:38 am EST

KOL burnt the place down!

RockGod | 5/4/2007, 12:05 am EST

Where’s Guns N Roses? Ok, they aren’t making an appearance, so then I’m glad I saved my money and didn’t go!

Mike | 5/3/2007, 11:21 pm EST

IM DRUNK AND PEARL JAM IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!

Steve | 5/3/2007, 4:07 pm EST

The ultimate warrior doesn’t wear a costume. That’s how he always dresses.

nanana | 5/3/2007, 1:59 pm EST

is bjork wearing the ultimate warriors costume ?

why no mention of rage, were all the fans meat heads? thats a disgrace … i so wanted to travel 8000 miles but now i am glad i didnt

sheep | 5/3/2007, 1:11 pm EST

I’ll also comment to the rage-fanatic so he stops crying into his Che Guevara T shirt: They sure sounded sloppy. How many times did I hear the bassist look panicked as he tried to catch up after slipping off time? Also, Rage should win a prize for most T shirts. Funny how such an anti-capitalist band should dominate with merchandising.

nutmilk | 5/3/2007, 1:09 pm EST

I agree, Manu Chau have been consistently disappointing and obnoxious since they thought it’d be a great idea to play their songs at super fast tempos and with punk guitars. All the subtle and sexy weirdness of his two records is completely obliterated, leaving a crappy two bit ska punk band who just arrived here from 1995.

Carlos | 5/3/2007, 11:22 am EST

I’ll talk about manu chao. I did’nt really like them. They had good energy and all and some great grooves but almost every single song followed the structure of
cool grove verse into punk chorus comprised of the same drum beat “boom tat boom tat boom tat.” Well maybe I was just restless waiting for Rage.

josh | 5/3/2007, 11:04 am EST

before rage came on the stage lights went black. the two screens on either side of the stage showed the outline of a person hopping. after a few seconds the crowd realized it was the outline of zach de la rocha. then the band walked onto the stage, zach said, “good evening. we are rage against the machine from los angeles,” and tom morello went into “testify’s” opening, grinding guitar riff. i was standing next to a friend and by mid song the chaotic crowd had split us up. if fucking rocked. after “testify” they played “bulls on parade” followed by “people of the sun.” other songs (not in order): “bullet in the head,” “sleep now in the fire,” “down rodeo,” “guerilla radio,” “calm like a bomb,” “know your enemy” and “renegades of funk,” during whcih de la rocha sang tom morello’s funky guitar riff. the last song before the encore was “wake up,” during which de la rocha compared the current administration to nazi war criminals. he also said every president from truman on, “every last rich white one of ‘em” should be “tried, hung and shot.” someone near me in the crowd shouted “fuck truman.” the encore was “freedom” and “killing in the name.” following the set, the band stood center state with their arms around eachother. then de la rocha thanked the crowd multiple times. best show ever.

Henry | 5/3/2007, 4:11 am EST

How come nobody talks about Manu Chao!! It looks like you have to be part of the American media to be noticed!! He gave one of the most energetic performances, and yet nobody talks, beacuse he does not appears in MTV or on the Billboard! But ask anyone outside the USA, and they’ll say otherwise.

Kaleb | 5/3/2007, 2:25 am EST

i’ve never commented on an rs article just to bash it, but i agree with the people wondering why rage wasn’t even mentioned. umm hello douchebag how many people were there to see rage? how many people are reading your article because of rage? how long was rage on hiatus? and you only mentioned the chili peppers to say that the 90’s were well-represented? come on man. i’m wondering how you manage to have your nose in the air and your head in your ass at the same time. and how could a rolling stone writer possibly be surprised that people would rather see !!! than some random techno DJs? !!! rocks the house. you better have been on a lot of drugs.

Mike27 | 5/3/2007, 1:17 am EST

Rage made a completely different album all three times - All nothing short of brilliant. CH on the other hand BLOWS!

Karamela | 5/3/2007, 12:48 am EST

oh that would be winona ryder, Turd.

BuzzyBuzz | 5/2/2007, 11:03 pm EST

I wush I had been there and dun that. Scarlett, drip honey, honey..

Turd Ferguson | 5/2/2007, 9:48 pm EST

Who played Bjork on Saturday Night Live’s “Celebrity Jeopardy!”? Because she was a hell of a lot better than the real thing, that’s for sure.

PP | 5/2/2007, 7:52 pm EST

Maybe some Rage fans throw bottles because it’s more interesting than listening to Rage. Rage had one awesome album and then repeated it a couple more times. CH has several great albums and only got better with each one. This is why Neil Finn of CH can do a concert and have Eddie Vedder, 2 guys from Radiohead, and Johnny Marr all fly to New Zealand to play his songs. A little respect is due.

Roid Rage Against the Machine | 5/2/2007, 7:33 pm EST

I’ll KILL the next person who says Rage fans are rude.

Sig Eps rule!

5 year coachella veteran | 5/2/2007, 7:03 pm EST

People who stereotype all Rage fans as being obnoxious pricks are the true obnoxious pricks. The reason why they kick so much ass is because of their broad fan base. I had friends with me from all walks of life and everyone loved Rage. Even my conservative friends!

Come on people. Lay off the stereotypes. Another excellent coachella. See you next year :)

R n' R Ain't Noise Pollution | 5/2/2007, 6:07 pm EST

Musically Rage was great and alot of the fans there were very rude. I wouldn’t say out of control (I was actually expecting/hoping it to be crazier) but definitely rude. But then again not most Rage fans can appreciate the excellent musicality of bands like Crowed House; but then again that’s not why they were there. Putting CH before Rage was just plain bad scheduling by Coachella.
In terms of the Feeling, I got a free download of their’s from iTunes last summer. It’s decent, but as I’ve learned sometimes live shows are A lot better than a bands recorded material. One example of this for me was The Roots. I am not traditionally a hip-hop fan, but The Roots put on such a good show that I bought their album immediately afterwards. Their guitar player was busting out licks like Hendrix while moving like Chuck Barry. Great fun all around though and Coachella was definitely the cleanest of all the festivals I’ve been to. I’ll most certainly be back next year.

Lowdog | 5/2/2007, 6:00 pm EST

It wasn’t a terrible review - I didn’t check out Rage, myself, but I’m an old-school raver.

I thought Jesus and Mary Chain, Girl Talk, Spank Rock, Faithless, and LCD Soundsystem were the best of the fest - and then there were these 2 djs from LA playing the Go(?) area (the spot in the middle with the red onion-looking thingies, right by the Dome) that were sick.

I had a blast and will be back next year!

RATM Lives | 5/2/2007, 4:55 pm EST

By far the best concert I’ve ever been too, granted I’m only twenty-two, but still worth the 8 hour drive and more then expensive ticket.
The heat was wicked, the music was fresh, the art was incredible. I have nothing bad to say about this whatsoever.
In the midst of the pit people tend to fall, and what do the hordes of RATM fans do? Pick you up, that’s what.
Who cares about the heat, the people, the expense of everything, from a $4.00 churro to a $7.00 sausage when you’re simply there to have the best time of your life. Everything seems to melt away, not necessarily because of the sweltering temperature, or the sheer size of the masses looming around you. You’re here because you want to be, New York, Massachussets, even Alberta, fans flocked far and wide to see one thing…to experience one thing.
Coachella. I thank you for everything you’ve allowed me to experience. As for the police raid on our campground Saturday night, all I have to say is, “Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh, Heeeeyyy, Goodbye.”

Paola | 5/2/2007, 3:41 pm EST

Tiesto headlined the mainstage because he is one of the most well-known, most successful trance DJ’s of the last 10 years. He’s partly responsible for electronic music’s mainstream resurgence in the 1990’s and has played to sold out crowds of thousands all around the world ever since. Think Love Parade, Winter Music Conference, Ibiza…broaden your horizons and you may learn something.

Gaudioslave | 5/1/2007, 10:54 pm EST

Explosions in the Sky were phenomenal. Not sure how they got on the main stage but glad they did. Very Mogwai-ish. Sonic Youth did their usual Rather Ripped tour show, which was fine by me. Wish I saw Roky Erikson and Sparklehorse.

Battle of Coachella? | 5/1/2007, 9:53 pm EST

Rage fans were really great at not living up to the socially aware mindset that the band puts forth. Rude, hostile and impatient. They were being obnoxious dicks during Explosions in the Sky, the Roots,Willie Nelson and the bottles thrown at Crowded House were just plain pathetic. Too bad that such a cool band with something to say has such meathead fans.

Other great sets that haven’t been mentioned were Sonic Youth, the Avett Bros and Gillian Welch.

the feeling rocked | 5/1/2007, 7:10 pm EST

THE FEELING! HOT CHIP! laid back, we’ll give you laid back. who’s playing Bonnaroo?

every time i close my eyes | 5/1/2007, 7:07 pm EST

every time i close my eyes

JD | 5/1/2007, 6:32 pm EST

The only thing more lame than the report is this group of comments. There must of been some intelligent people with something interesting to say at Coachella, are am I fooling myself?

lame | 5/1/2007, 6:17 pm EST

terrible report of the festival. thanks.

bright stars burn fast | 5/1/2007, 3:06 pm EST

I find these reports to be very incomplete. The Arcade Fire was uncharacteristically aweful, not seeming at all comfortable with their new, dark persona. It wasn’t believable, so we left to go see Ghostface who turned out to be, in essence, the clan. A few good half-songs, but the MC couldn’t finish a track without trying to assemble a herem of little LA hipster girls. The crowd responded with boos. How did you miss that Mr. Sheffield. Saturday was dominated by DFA artists !!!, Hot Chip and The Rapture. A great day for dancing and, of course, lcd.

NOT all females in ICELAND | 5/1/2007, 2:45 pm EST

look like Bjork.We have a lot of beautiful blonde girls,thin & much better than US girl.Bjork is ugly but it’s not her fault she was born with some rare genetics dis-order.

Jacob | 5/1/2007, 2:40 pm EST

wow. no review of the RATM show?

Bjork looks like a monkey | 5/1/2007, 2:32 pm EST

and sounds like one!ZERO talents!

baba o riley | 5/1/2007, 2:25 pm EST

can anyone vouch for this dude’s love of The Feeling? I was just at best buy this afternoon to pick up Black Rebel Motorcycle Club’s new one, Baby 81, and i saw The Feeling there on sale for $9.99. Should I go back for it?

Jeff | 5/1/2007, 1:36 pm EST

Regarding the police raid on campgrounds: goddamn hippies and their goddamn drum circles…

B P | 5/1/2007, 1:30 pm EST

next stop: Pinkpop haha

"testosterone OD'ing...ect." | 5/1/2007, 1:18 pm EST

The world needs lots of Coltrane’s and Davis’s, but they also need lots of RATM. “pinhead metal chords” - get over yourself and your starbucks coffee drinking bitch; pacifism is a respectible belief, but don’t bash those willing to change things thru action.

poopnagle | 5/1/2007, 1:14 pm EST

How can any one person declare something the best of the fest..?
It was too freakin’ huge!

Str8 Ej | 5/1/2007, 1:08 pm EST

Why is there no “The Jump” in this piece? :-(

Cool Whip Thompson | 5/1/2007, 1:02 pm EST

Anyone have a report on Roky Erickson and the Explosives’ show?

Rage fans blow | 5/1/2007, 12:52 pm EST

Coachella reports of testosterone OD’ing Rage fan morons throwing water bottles at members of Crowded House shows you where the “seig heil” call to arms rhetoric combined with pinhead metal chords can lead.
RATR, please go away.

The Face | 5/1/2007, 12:40 pm EST

I must be an idiot to think that some stuck up writer would write about his experience at Cochella and omit rage.

abandonedstation | 5/1/2007, 12:10 pm EST

now that it’s over, we have six weeks to rest and prepare for bonnaroo.

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