Well, it’s a unique name, but I bet it’s going to get really old.

im gonna name my next kid ac/dc

Metallica.

What a great name… unless you grow up and hate metal or something like that…

if the girl grows up into metal, she’ll be forever thankful.

xD

Buckethead would be a better name.

It’s a better name than Megadeath I suppose.

I can just see the torment this poor girl’s going to have to suffer with a name like that:

“Good news, we’re going to see Metallica!”

“Really?!? When?”

“Right now, she lives just down the street!”

=(

Hopefully the name “Metallica” is only representative of the bands work until “…And Justice For All”, cause they have produced some real garbage between today and 1989. Also, I hope this kid wasn’t named after the “Some Kind of Monster” documentary where Metallica is shown as a bunch of over paid, undercreative pussies. What a piece of shit documentary. Alright, I’m done.

Please write a news story that mandates “the jump,” something with tour dates or a track listing. I mising jumping aka “scrolling down.”

Thanks!

Good thing her parents weren’t big Hole fans!

Decent metal band and a decent name… it could have been much worse.

phil looks like an old british woman in that photo…

My kid’s name is “Melt Away”. Everyone calls her Mel.

Another blown opportunity to print a half-naked picture of Judy West, Lita Ford, Joan Jett… take your pick (strictly for journalistic purposes of course).

I wanted to name my second son Bartholomew. This was one fight my wife won…

well look at it this way mabie metallica will meet a nice boy named slayer one day