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Peaches Grosses Us Out, 50 Cent Forced to Pay, Right Said Fred Dude for Mayor?

4/19/07, 2:31 pm EST

  • Leave it to Peaches to take Alanis Morissette’s decent send-up of the Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps” and dirty it up 7,000 notches. If you are in the process of eating (or have eaten something brown and gooey in the last twenty-four hours) skip Peaches’ hysterical “My Dumps” video. If not. Enjoy. It’s seriously fucking funny.
  • 50 Cent has apparently become the latest in a long line of rich dudes who resent having to pay child support. The New York Post is reporting that on Monday Suffolk County Support Magistrate Aletha V. Fields-Ferraro ordered the rapper to pay $10,000 in child support to Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of Fifty’s son. She was also granted $15,000 in monthly expenses.
  • Richard Fairbrass, the former singer of ’90s one-hit-wonder Right Said Fred, wants to be London’s next mayor. “I want to stand as an independent candidate with a manifesto for the real working people of London,” he said. “They make it the brilliant city it is. It’s not just about the super-rich.”
  • Bob Dylan is good at everything. The icon’s totally compelling XM radio show, Theme Time Radio Hour, pulls in an estimated 1.7 million listeners every week. All of them will be happy to hear that Dylan has signed a deal that will keep the show going for at least a few more years.
  • Around midnight last night someone shot up the Queens, NY home of Tony Yayo’s mother. Terrifying.
  • Several of those still intimately invested in the NIN Year Zero project (we’re too obsessed with the album right now to pay attention to much else) were treated to a resistance meeting turned secret NIN show in LA. Neat.
  • The Arctic Monkeys reportedly immersed themselves in their favorite guilty pleasures while recording their new album, Favourite Worst Nightmare. “We listened to all sorts, Ricky Martin, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory…Jesters of Newport,” singer Alex Turner recalled. “If you’re gonna try and create a good atmosphere, why not wear some M.C. Hammer parachute trousers? Comfort first of course, with a bonus aesthetic…its a guilty pleasure of ours,” bassist Nick O’Malley added. Whatever. We really like this record, so they did something right.
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jungleland | 4/19/2007, 2:50 pm EST

When did Fergie have a shred of credibility?

Talk about a non-artist. She was lame with Black Eyed Peas, a joke solo, and her “country” song on American Idol was worse than Senjya.

Theme Time Radio Hour is one of the best things on the radio.

F*ck Fergie, listen to Bob

banana hammock | 4/19/2007, 2:52 pm EST

so, that whole “my dumps” thing wasn’t really funny at all….just a long poop joke

“hahaha, they have doodoo on their underpants”!

Kyle | 4/19/2007, 2:57 pm EST

Bob Dylan alone is a reason why I might get XM (if they merge with Sirius).

Marty P. | 4/19/2007, 3:07 pm EST

Dylan’s show is ok as long as he doesn’t play any of his own crappy music. He needs to breathe in some more bat poo-poo droppings.

40oz killa | 4/19/2007, 3:15 pm EST

I agree F*CK Fergie, and then F*ck her again because those humps are quite nice.

Oooh | 4/19/2007, 3:18 pm EST

Who the fuck is Tony Yayo? Who cares.

Potatoes | 4/19/2007, 3:32 pm EST

Sounds like Imogen Heap’s song kidding.

kyra | 4/19/2007, 3:36 pm EST

I’m really interested to know why Fergie is so popular. Every time I turn around, she’s on the TV, spelling out words.

abandonedstation | 4/19/2007, 3:37 pm EST

Peaches and Alanis? Is that two Canucks making fun of the Black Eye Peas? Will.I.am won’t be coming back to Montreal any time soon…

looks like 50 Cent has an even hundred problems.

Right Said Fred’s Fairbrass is too sexy for his city…

the surprise NIN concert for art-is-resistence people sounds cool, but what if they didn’t like loud, angry music? oh wait, never mind…

ha! parachute trousers! leave it to the brits to make even the stupidest thing sound remotely dignified.

BlackEyedPoops | 4/19/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Here’s a new Fergie/Black Eyed Peas Song – amazingly I made this up as I went along!

F to da A to da K to da E
Ya
Fake baby let me eat your cake baby
Let me lick your fake humps
Ya
then shut up cuz I gonna beat u up
lol – I need to get back to work now

Ok now give me $2 million

Andy | 4/19/2007, 3:57 pm EST

Give me any random high school talent show, and I’ll give you a band just as talented as Arctic Monkeys.

That is NOT a compliment to high school garage bands…

Bill Bones | 4/19/2007, 4:10 pm EST

were’s your demo Andy?

Anonymous | 4/19/2007, 4:15 pm EST

Do you guys ever say anything bad about Trent Reznor?

Bill Bones | 4/19/2007, 4:17 pm EST

TRENT

barrel | 4/19/2007, 4:28 pm EST

man everything good happens on the east coast, no one ever goes to detroit to play anymore, not even bands from michigan

Yokos T Watt | 4/19/2007, 4:35 pm EST

Detroit brings the rock almost frickin every single MOMENT.
Buses leave for NewCrackCity daily.

y’All aboard?

Lumpy | 4/19/2007, 7:36 pm EST

Oh WOW, the NIN concert was amazing!

And, I hate saying bad things about Trent, but, it must be said: it seems like, lately, the songs he designs specifically for singles and/or radio-play lack good choruses… they all start off well, have GREAT verses, and then the choruses just stink — think “The Hand That Feeds”, “Everyday Is Exactly The Same”, and the new one, “Survivalim” — it just seems like his best work omits when he is truly in his most remote, most inward-turning phase.

During the concert, the band plays “Survivalism” and “Last” back to back, and one can’t even compare the two, because “Last” is THAT much better! ( Am I the only one that’s noticed this??? )

But, to be fair to Trent, he’s already made 1 perfect album — “The Downward Spiral” — which is something that most musicians can’t boast with, and he generally puts out excellent work………

Trent | 4/19/2007, 8:14 pm EST

Um, you guys all but ignored the death of Kurt Vonnegut. I expected a cover. Barely even a mention.

JP | 4/19/2007, 8:59 pm EST

Do you guys really think “My Dumps” was funny? That was sad. I was barely able to watch it all the way through. What Alanis did was use the same Grammy Award winning lyrics to show how pathetic the song was. She even tweak herself at one point with the “no more drama” line. That performance was classic satire. What Peaches did was a very redundant and pointless poop joke. Which is disappointing. I like her collaboration on Pink’s “Oh My God”. I have heard some good things about her albums. Right now, I don’t want to even bother to check them out if I come across them. Peaches just did a great disservice to herself.

Ashburner | 4/19/2007, 9:03 pm EST

HEy, what happened to playlist of the day?

Thom Perry and The Hitbreakers | 4/19/2007, 9:59 pm EST

Those Black Eyed Peabrains need a jive man! Will.U.R needs a face lift and that dude is Jay Leno’s brother/son Fergie is a man…
Whats Fift-ty nu kidz name? Chump Change $$$ Poor kid has a goozer for a fada. Bob Dylan’s real name is Marilyn Manson who knew? Bryan Warner Evan isn’t your type… Jake Shears is single GO TO HIM!

Anonymous | 4/19/2007, 11:00 pm EST

Wow…and I thought the Alanis version was ridiculous…

My Humps is a terrible song, and two terrible covers are even more unnecessary.

k-bones(a7xrox) | 5/3/2007, 1:18 am EST

50 cent doesnt pay child support even with all the money he makes?
what a creep! he’s getting what he desurves yo,word up to his kids mother.$-$ ka-ching!

k-bones(a7xrox) | 5/3/2007, 1:26 am EST

wow BLACK EYED POOPS you relly need to get that copyright(no kidding seriously)thats great, better than thoughs other jokes.wow you can be the next weird al yakavich

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