even flow – a ravaging water raft ride

Crash (Dave Matthews) – Bumper Cars

Stairway to Heaven – a roller coaster that slowly climbs up through a series of heavenly scenes only to suddenly drop off as the roller coaster rips down through scary scenes of the afterlife

Dazed and Confused – a slow, soothing boat ride through a misty haze and clouds of smoke that leaves you feelin good

A Gracefull ride through the water park with a mixture of grace and some wild turns that will make your head spin.

The Final Countdown: An indoor rollercoaster, think space mountain, where you ascend the massive first hill while the epic intro of the final countdown plays and a massive 5-4-3-2-1 in red numerals is shown right before the drop.

crazy-aerosmith- a cra-z ass rollercoaster!

How about the Kurt Cobain final bullet ride, with detailed, enlarged images of the inside of the human head

How about the “Ice Pick Stabbing Your Ears Ride”, where you are locked inside a soundproof booth and forced to listen to Bob Dylan sing?

“The Angry Chair”-strap in and get thrown around for 2 minutes, corkscrewws, upside down, wind gusts, mist, the whole nine.
“The Bends”-a compression/decompression chamber guaranteed to make everybody puke. (in a fun way though)

pink floyd and roger waters concerts are already like theme park rides.

HIM – Rebel Yell

All Around the World by Oasis. Yeah, sounds cheesy, but hey, nothing wrong with taking a yellow submarine and making calls with an AT&T phone card, is there? Oasis haters, STAY CLEAR!

Civil War- GNR: Battlefield simulation. With booze.

How about a rollercoaster called the “Casey Jones”. You would have to put one depraved crack head manning the controls. I bet that would make for a very interesting ride.

-steppenwolf’s magic carpet ride

-pink floyd’s innerstellar overdrive

Welcome to the Jungle-

A ‘Thunder River’-themed ride through raging rapids in a rain forrest-esque setting. Throw in some Amazon babes and rubber snakes falling from the trees for effect.

“Love Rollercoaster” Equiped with red naked lady shaped seats and the ohio players song blasting troughout the ride.

“Walk on The Wild Side” a Pirates of the caribbean style ride except it features new york city, hookers, pimps, pushers and images of lou reed circa 1970. very cool.

“Bullet With Butterfly Wings”- One of those spinning swing sets.

“Helter Skelter”- A deranged, hellish roller coaster that starts off slow (anthology 3 version) and picks up into a series of twists and dives… with a series of false stops at the end.

“This Wheel’s On Fire”- strapped into a big friggin wheel… on fire. Psychadelia enues.

“Nausea”- with Beck yowling into headphones stuck to your head, your body is hurtled around in various directions in cages.

“The Rollercoaster Ride”- the saddest, most gentle coaster ever (belle and sebastian, anybody?)

“Astro”- a rocking, broke ass county fair rocket ship ride, spinning you around in shakey circles.

How about the World Wide Suicide in which people kill themselves after having to watch American Idol.

Rape Me – Nirvana

The ride would consist of having a big man have his way with you.

The Mud Shark- a rough river rafting trip into the pink cave of wonders.

The Eye of the Tiger – A blue steel out-and-back coaster that feels very familiar in a nostalgic sort of way but still leaves you unfulfilled.

Alice Cooper’s Nightmare Roller Coaster – he could be on a video screen before the train leaves the station saying, ‘Welcome to…’. When you’ve returned after the trip he could appear again and praise jesus that you made it safely.

The Dark Star – a large spinning wheel that constantly speeds and slows down while turning in every which direction. A crazy light show is projected against the ride (it’s like the Wheels on the Fire, I guess).

The Cripple Creek Ferry – a nice boat ride that because a theme adventure when it ’sinks’ in shallow water because of Neil Young’s fragile mind.

The Yellow Submarine/The Octopus’ garden – kiddie ride. I’m actually surprised Disney hasn’t at least tried to get this idea off the ground…

Subterrainian Homesick Blues. A roller coaster that goes underground and shoots back up.

Spiral Staircase-Kings Of Leon
A massive staircase which takes you up then crashes you down all bumpy ouch!

How about the Freebird. You ride on the back of an inbred yokel over scrap yards and shacks until you crash into an inbreeding swamp orgy.

Blood Mountain – like Space Mountain, but with a lot of red and unimaginably grotesque monsters threatening to throw the careening cars off the twisting track. Also, Mastodon will be blasting at eardrum-bursting volumes from the indoor speakers.

UMM…Riders on the Storm

Three Days by Jane’s Addiction would make a killer roller coaster.

Vicarious – they tie you to a chair and you have to watch endless shitty TV while playing Vicarious at maximum volume in your ears

vertigo u2

If you want a rige called Vertigo you should use the Libertines song- NOT U2

Brass monkey: A zoo hotel california : a haunted house! Gar Numan cars,: bumper cars! wellcome to the jungle: other zoo! I wanna be your dog, another zoo! wonderwall! : I dont really know, buts its a cool name 4 a ride! under the bridge: a water Ride! a dance, mary janes last dance. a jiant pinball game: pinball wizard!

“Talib Kweli’s Shock Body”-a subway like rollercoaster ride through a subway station like tunnel which also includes a Brooklyn setting.

“Beck’s Novacane Hurricane”-a spiral rollercoaster that goes through a tunnel illustrated with the artwork from the “Odelay” CD booklet(you can imagine everyone yelling “Odelay” as well).