4/17/07, 11:45 am EST
You’re in trouble. It could be romance-related. It could be the lack of verve you feel on the job? It could have something to do with those pill bottles, syringes, frightened endangered species and unreturned room service trays on your makeshift home/hotel floor. Whatever. You need counsel. You can call any living rockstar for advice. (We’d go with Keith or Craig). What’s your problem? Who do you seek to help you solve it? And what do they tell you to do?
the porksword | 4/17/2007, 12:10 pm EST
If I had a drug problem, I’d talk to Keith Richards, and then do the opposite of what he says…
jandek | 4/17/2007, 12:45 pm EST
nick drake, vini reilly, and glenn branca…how to deal with being amazing and different and not having anyone recongnize till much later in life
check out someone with this problem http://www.myspace.com/danmalloy
sirnykon | 4/17/2007, 12:48 pm EST
bob pollard… trust the wizard
J. | 4/17/2007, 1:34 pm EST
Tom Petty, for anything, he seems like he’d be very good at giving advice…
funoka | 4/17/2007, 1:58 pm EST
Dear Rod Stewart:
How do you attract hot blondes in four different decades?
Your friend,
funoka
Live Free or Die | 4/17/2007, 2:01 pm EST
Tom Waits, how does one remember all the lyrics to their songs, when they can’t remember the club they’re playing in? Oh yeah, you don’t drink anymore, you just pretend to be drunk like Dean Martin or W.C. Fields or Brett Butler.
jaco | 4/17/2007, 2:22 pm EST
is RS ever going to stop using the above photo of the girl holding the red clipboard?
merrr | 4/17/2007, 2:31 pm EST
hey jaco,
Its from the movie Heathers…where they got name “Lunchtime Poll”
But Springsteen always seemed wise to me
Donny | 4/17/2007, 2:44 pm EST
If I wanted to know what it was like to be one cool motherfucker I would go see Eddie Vedder
DrJ | 4/17/2007, 6:15 pm EST
To paraphrase the ever-wise Keith Richards: always take candy from strangers, don’t get no trade, never be like papa, workin’ for the boss every night and day.
Tattoo U | 4/17/2007, 6:38 pm EST
I bet Neil Young knows everything about everything.
cobracommander | 4/17/2007, 7:32 pm EST
I’d ask iggy pop to be my AA sponsor.
Brennan | 4/17/2007, 8:06 pm EST
Any member of Motley Crue for drug, sex, and mischief advice
sgtpepper | 4/17/2007, 10:47 pm EST
Neil young would be really good at giving advice I think…if you wanted serious advice. I would also probably consult James Mercer he seems like he would be a good advice giver.
Nikkidoo | 4/17/2007, 11:04 pm EST
I’d ask Janis for advice. Then we’d get drunk together.
j | 4/18/2007, 1:03 am EST
amy winehouse
thomas | 4/18/2007, 3:59 am EST
tks merr,..I see that photo all over the place on this website.
I’d like to ask Keith Moon, “whats the best way to drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool and not get hurt?”
lionel | 4/18/2007, 4:45 am EST
I am surprised that no one has mentioned it, so I’ll go with the obvious…Dylan,circa 1966. What would I ask him? Who cares! It’s Dylan in ‘66! He’d be weird…
lionel | 4/18/2007, 4:49 am EST
One more: Damon Albarn. I don’t know what I’d ask him, but it’d be cool to meet him.
robbiek | 4/18/2007, 11:21 am EST
pete doherty.
ha.
John R. | 4/18/2007, 11:40 am EST
Elvis Costello for girl problems.
George Harrison for spritual advice.
Shirley Manson just so I could talk to her.
Katie | 4/20/2007, 9:58 pm EST
i’d ask dylan what the best drug is…he’d have very detailed answers
staindpearlygirl | 4/22/2007, 12:39 pm EST
Tom Petty or Aaron Lewis fo sho..
david | 4/22/2007, 6:41 pm EST
lemmy
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