How could you forget Sharon’s brief stint as manager of the Smashing Pumpkins??

She quit after 3 months and issued a press release stating “I am resigning today for medical reasons. Billy Corgan is making me sick.”

Sharon rocks… the world needs more people like her. Tell it like it is and results be damned.

Sharon Osbourne is a nappy headed hoe from Rudgers.

Read more about Sharon after THE JUMP!

But her kids are fat an unappealing ?!

Sharon Osbourne-the near fatal combination of fury and fiestiness.The Devil Himself wouldn’t budge if she strutted his way.And she still fine!

She ruined Ozzy. I remember the days when he was a bad ass that did whatever the hell he wanted. If he hadn’t have married that cow he would probably be dead, but he would be a legend. Now I can’t seem to get that damn Pepsi commercial out of my head.

Sharon rules!

Can’t blame her for quitting as manager of the Pumpkins. I’ve always read that Corgan is an ass. Still love him and his band, though.

Josh Homme is right. That tour is a joke. I’m a little surprised they played it in the first place, but now he realises what a mistake it was.

This woman should be kept to reality T.V with the rest of the talentless charlatans.

Sharon Should Start Her Own Band…The Bitch Twiches

i think she rocks. She has put up with so much in her life. She has that i don’t give a S*#$ what anyone thinks attitude and i love it. Honey keep op the good work

um, ozzy was in a fucking pepsi commercial – his & his wife especially have no crediblity, & its pretty juvenile for a woman of her age to be using that kind of 9th grade language – josh homme, while he may be a shit songwriter, showed more maturity.

i think she’s hot.

she talks a lot of stupid shit, but whatever, she’s still hot…

Didn’t she call Billy Corgan a
“twat in a dress”?

Ha ha. Take that, baldy

Didn’t she say something like “Billy needs his mom!’, or something like that? PPffff… Tight.

Anyway, she screwed up on managing 2 of the most important bands at that time — the Pumpkins and Hole — not that dealing with Billy and Courtney is an easy task…. but QOTSA’s Josh Homme???? There’s no excuse for him, I mean, the dude is totally drama free…. she’s just got some problems of her own….. like, umm, notice how there’s usually a sexual reference to all of her disses… HINT, HINT! ( she’s got a hungry hueco )

James, it makes me sick tha you’d rather Ozzy be a legend but dead, than alive and well with an amazing family around him !! It’s wrong, man !!
I love Sharonisms, they’re so witty !!! Love her tooo !! Keep up the good work, hun

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haha She is a nappy-headed hoe. Josh homme is the actual king of rock.

She stole that line from Noel Gallagher when he said he said he hoped the lead singer of Blur would “Get AIDS and die”.

OASIS RULES!!!

Sharon Osbourne should be arrested for Crimes against Metal Heads. She has the mouth of an 8 year old. She thinks she’s making a creative , brass statement and all it does is bring even more shame to Ozzy. Jesus, can you imagine..he has to live with her.

Sharon on the rap-rock of the late ninties: ‘Most of these bands were started by guys who tried to sing Stairway to Heaven while sitting on the can and couldn’t do it.’
I think she’s right about that, but she should probably be fed a bowl of turd soup for ragging on the brilliant Josh Homme. And for wheeling her brain-dead husband onstage every summer so we can hear ‘paranoid’ for the thousandth time.

Rather Ozzy dead and a legend (which he is while alive, ya stupid twat) than alive and there for his kids and wife. What a selfish, childish little c.u.n.t. You think your little fantasties are more important than his life? People like you are why terrorists should attack us again.

SMASHING PUMPKINS SUCK AND SO DOES HOLE SO SHARRON IS PRETTY SMART TO DROP THOSE LOSERS! and shes friggin hot to boot!

Here in the UK, the Osbournes airs without all the funny bleeps. In this format, I heard her rip into the mother of the girl who she blamed for getting Kelly on drugs (the ep. where kelly goes to rehab, if i remember correctly). I thought without the bleeps, she would just call her a “motherfucker” or something. However, the unbleeped version, which I can’t remember word for word, displayed a virtuosity in swearing only rivaled by Samuel L. Jackson. It was breathtaking and hysterical.

BTW – I’ve never heard a QOTSA song and proud of it!

My favorite Sharon Osbourne quote…”I have cancer.”

Sharon is thebest if you don’t think so go back to your trailor. my favorite sharon quote would be when she was cleaning up her kitchen and said, “Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum. Do I have a scrotum?” lmao

Josh Homme is just pissed beause QOTSA got booed at every stop when playing Ozzfest. They should never have been on the bill to begin with. Ozzfest is for metal bands, not pussy bands.

I am just glad i’m not related to her. Could you imagine having to answer for that? She is funny though, but a laugh at not a laugh with funny.

Oh yeah your right OASIS DOES RULE!

OASIS IS ONE OF THE LAMEST BANDS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyrics from Thin Lizard Dawn’s “Sucks” sum it up best:

Here come the latest fabrications
one in a series of Fab sensations
devoid of any real creation
yet able to fool entire nations
stop me somehow if I start to

suck!
like Oasis
suck!
like Oasis does

here the latest imitations
if I needed inspiration
I ‘d listen to D-Generation
I know I’d be vindicated
cause even at my worst
at least I never

suck!
like Oasis
suck!
like Oasis does

I’m not over-reacting
I think they need a good ass-kickin’
I’m not over-reacting
I think they need a good ass-kickin’

There is no justification
for this growing fascination
with this bad impersonation
You think that you are the greatest
but everybody knows that you will always

suck!
like Oasis
suck!
like Oasis does

RE:Scenic Anemia | 4/18/2007, 11:24 am EST
“My favorite Sharon Osbourne quote…”I have cancer”"

Fuck you man, whatever else you think about her, surviving cancer is tough and you shouldn’t be luaghing at someone having a horrible disease like that. Asshole.

Queens of the Stone Age Rule!

Sharon better watch her ass, Brodie Dahl will beat the SHIT right out of her if she keeps messin with her man.

PS Ozzy will be/is a legend with or without the last few years. I dont blame him for losing his edge….he’s old, it happens to everyone.

SHAron is a good sport. like her and all the stuff she says. they are good and you all should like her, and her fat kids.

dude josh homme is a pretentious asshole, i saw QOTSA with NIN last year and the entire time he was onstage it was all about him stroking his ego and like he some crazy guitar god…i mean i dont like sharon but i guess anytime someone is up against josh homme i’m gonna go with that other person

She’s pretty mature.

josh homme > ozzy

brand new song on qotsa.com Era Vulgaris is going to be the best album of the year!

I stopped caring about anything Ozzfest related when Sharon pulled that shit at the Ozzfest in San Bernadino trying to get Maiden booed offstage. The only reason she was angry is beacause she picked a band which is more popular (and far superior) to Black Sabbath. Hell, Ozzy’s old ass didn’t even play for half of the tour because of being sick. That benefitted me because Iron Maiden got a longer set list. Josh Homme is right, Sharon is just trying to find some bullshit way around not paying the bands because she doesn’t to pay for it anymore. That is why Ozzfest will never be good again. I’m going to go see Heaven and Hell anyway, they were far better than Sabbath with Ozzy anyway.

I’m not a big reality show fan and not really a big fan of Sharon as a human but I really enjoyed their show on MTV. Okay I lied. I like reality tv. Some…

Sharon,don’t look back at anger.

Sike.Overall I still got love for both Sharon and Oasis.

Josh’s probably laughing his ass off. What’s she going to do, send him one of her famous “packages?” This is the guy who said that “only p*ssies call the cops.”

He’s beem consistantly down on her about Ozzfest. Apparently she treats the crews like cr*p.

QOTSA just released the greatest album ever made Sharon Osbourne Can Burn In Hell. She Turned Ozzy into What He Hated In The Beginning… ( Too Comercially Sound) Ozzfest Is The Gayest Festival ever. The Reason It Was Created Cause Ozzy Could Get Into Lollapalooza ( sorry if I Misspelled it) So We Know Its A Bullshit tour with one good band ( Lamb Of God ) Long Live QOTSA!

Sorry He Made Ozzfest Cause He Couldnt* Make It Into Lollapalooza

Sorry He Made Ozzfest Cause He Couldnt* Make It Into Lollapalooza

I’ve had the misfortune of working with Homme on several occasions. He is a dick, and for those of you who think he’s “laid back and drama free” that is bullshit. I have never worked with such a drama enduced cry baby. He’s a spoiled brat and a drunk that is extremely homophobic and two faced. He disses people places and things like he owns them, and is just a terrible person in general, he should have stuck to the contruction gig.

“If he hadn’t have married that cow he would probably be dead, but he would be a legend.”
That is pretty staggeringly selfish. The image he portrays to sell records is more important than him, as a human being, alive and there for his wife and kids.

She may have a big mouth, but she nails it more often than not.