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Lily Allen Reacts Poorly to Teasing, New Police Material Needs Work? And More

4/10/07, 2:33 pm EST

Lily Allen

  • Every other morning we wake up to another series of cheeky remarks made by Lily Allen to some reporter. But it turns out that, when it’s aimed at her, Allen can’t handle even a little snark. “LDN Is A Victim,” a hilarious send-up of London scenesters pokes fun at a slew of artists (including The Streets and Lily Allen) for being, essentially, middle class posers masquerading as gritty underground kids. Sample lyric: “This is a middle class art school thing yeah? So put on your common accents and let’s all sing.” Ever the eager MySpacer, Allen posted on the as-of-yet-undisclosed composer’s MySpace page. She wrote:”So what if we’re middle class? Just cause your mum was too lazy to get her fat ass off the sofa and make some cash. I shouldn’t be able to make tunes yeah? (Which is more than you’re doing by the way).” How do you say ‘pansy’ in British hipster slang?
  • It’s looking increasingly likely that those of us who take out a second mortgage in order to see the Police this summer will be treated to a gloriously old school set. This is because the band’s new material, the New York Daily News reported, was not well received by label honchos. “The band wanted a deal for a new record that their tour would support. People listened to the tracks, but they sounded like Sting’s solo albums – smooth jazz and New Age stuff,” the Daily News‘ source said. “People want to hear them rock! They want another ‘Message in the Bottle.’”
  • Idolator is reporting that eMusic is no longer for sale. Rumors were swirling that Amazon might be buying the digital music retailer, but apparently, Digital Music News is reporting that the deal is off.
  • Check out new tunes from Snow Patrol, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and the Walkmen, all set to be included on the new Spiderman soundtrack.
  • A Swiss botanist called Dr. Jason R. Grant has named a new tropical plant species after Green Day. Macrocarpaea dies-viridis (finally high school Latin comes in handy). The plant has been written up in super cool scientific journal Harvard Papers in Botany just published an article about it!
  • T.I. is making the spring fling performance rounds at various colleges (he plays Cornell on May 4th) but a recent stop at Duke apparently did not go over so well. The rapper apparently arrived late (he was at dinner at P.F. Chang’s) and then left stage early, playing on 40 minutes as opposed to the full hour he was paid ($70,000) for. According to reports, the university may sue the rapper!

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lik roper | 4/10/2007, 2:38 pm EST

people are taxed to death in england because there is simply not enough developable countryside for everyone to be rich in…

whazzup | 4/10/2007, 3:10 pm EST

thats right lik roper is smart!

Aaron D. | 4/10/2007, 3:43 pm EST

I actually saw Lily Allen this past Sunday at DC’s 930 Club. Good show. She’s a cheeky one that Lily Allen.

J | 4/10/2007, 4:17 pm EST

Jeez, what a little cry baby that Lily Allen is.

SATAN | 4/10/2007, 4:52 pm EST

lily is ugly as hell, and so is that nasty winehouse bit**

chuck | 4/10/2007, 5:09 pm EST

the Police should be arrested

beckett | 4/10/2007, 5:10 pm EST

I guess the truth hurts doesn’t Lily.

Jeff | 4/10/2007, 5:37 pm EST

Sting thought Everything He Wrote Was Magic and that he had the industry Wrapped Around His Finger. Unfortunately, the Voices Inside His Head were wrong and he has been Driven To Tears and left So Lonely in Darkness by the record labels who Can’t Stand Losing the classic rockin’ Police sound.

cheesecrop | 4/10/2007, 8:01 pm EST

Has Lily Allen even had a hit here in America? I heard one song by her about 2-3 months ago, and that’s it!

By the way, I’m suprised you didn’t jump on the Jim Morrison story I saw earlier today. It had to do with the 69 arrest in Miami… forget the details of it though.

Gillian | 4/10/2007, 9:02 pm EST

How do you say ‘pansy’ in British hipster slang?

Ponce.

Rolling Stoned | 4/10/2007, 9:20 pm EST

Fuck sting and the police

wickitpickit | 4/10/2007, 10:21 pm EST

no, no, no, sweet Gillian, “Fall Out Boy” is how to say ‘pansy’ in British hipster slang

Danny F | 4/11/2007, 12:33 am EST

Where is it written that you have to make a certain type of ART if you come from a certain type of social class?

j | 4/11/2007, 12:53 am EST

Sorry, Lily Allen may fly off the rails a lot but I

Jess | 4/11/2007, 2:04 am EST

She’s actually quite popular in America, even though she gets no radio time (who cares, the radios here play crap anyway) Can’t wait to see her in June. ;]

charliemapleton | 4/11/2007, 6:44 pm EST

Behind that innocent little smile and underneath that vintage dress of the sexy,multi talented Lily Allen is the surefire sass of Mary J. Blige(especially during the “What’s The 411?” period) and the rebellious rage of fellow Brit Malcolm McLaren.But somehow she keeps it cool and crisp.She’s definitely a sweetheart.

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