Out Ta Get Me bail bonds

ZZtop – Sharp Dressed Man Tailors
Alice in Chains – Them Bones Dog Biscuits
Black Sabbath – Sweet Leaf Horticulturists

Thin Lizzy- Jailbreak Legal Defense

Chad Kroeger’s Nickel Back Massage

DMB – Ants Marching Exterminators
Don’t Drink the Water Pub

Rolling Stones – Sticky Fingers Wings and Ribs

Tell Me Baby Psychiatry (Red Hot CP)
Taste the Pain Dentistry (RHCP)
Gimmee Shelter Storage (Stones)
Rape Me – Attorneys at Law (Nirvana)

Freebird Pet Store

scentless apprentice perfumery!

Taking Back Sunday’s Make Damn Sure Paternity Testing
Hootie’s Hold My Hand Escort Service
Killers’ When You Were Young Plastic Surgery

Can’t Find My Way Home Taxi Service- Blind Faith
London Calling Airlines- Clash
Love Removal Machine Vasectomy- Cult
China Girl Massage- Bowie
Have a Cigar Talinet Agency- Pink Floyd
Holy Diver Baptism- Dio
Walk the Line DUI Attorneys- Cash

Saint Alphonzo’s Pancake Restaraunt – Zappa

All Around The World (travel agency)
All That You Can’t Leave Behind (moving vans)
All Things Must Pass (laxative)
Animals (pet shop)
Are You Experienced? (staffing agency)
Bare (strip club)
Bayou Country (new section of Disney World)
Beatles For Sale (entomologist)
Bedtime Stories (late-night series on Cinemax)
Beggars Banquet (soup kitchen)
Big Calm (day spa)
Big Ones (plastic surgery center)
Bleed Like Me (Red Cross blood donation center)
Blonde On Blonde (lesbian strip club)
Brainwashed (new Scientology HQ)
Bringing Down The Horse (equine obedience center)
Busted Stuff (discount thrift store)
Crash (rehab center)
Desire (channel between Spice and Playboy)
Diamonds And Pearls (jewelers)
Die Another Day (cryogenics)
Dire Straits (white-water rafting)
Document (Kinko’s-style store)
Feelings (therapy center)
First Rays Of The New Rising Sun (Christianity splinter group)
Ghost In The Machine (computer repair)
Highway Companion (anti-theft auto device)
Hot Rocks (volcanologists’ association)
Hotel California (southwest resort)
I’m Not Dead (senior living center)
Kind Of Blue (depression center)
Learning To Crawl (daycare)
Let Me Up (I’ve Had Enough) (dominatrix)
Look Into The Eyeball (optometrist)
Luck Of The Draw (casino)
M!ssundaztood (learning disability center)
Off The Wall (novelty store)
Pump (gym)
Ray Of Light (tanning salon)

Wow. These are really good. I can’t top ‘em. I was going to say “Free Bird and Breakfast,” but maybe I won’t.

Thom Yorke’s The Bend’s Yoga Studio

Sorry I don’t know why I put an apostrophe in Bends

If Anna Nicole ever put out an album, which she may have, pick a song and open a restraunt that serves nothing but butter filled with prescription drugs

Democracy’s Chinese Buffett

Damn Yankess-High Enough-Head Shop
The Cars- Shake It Up- Martini Bar
The Descendents- Sour Grapes- organic winery or brand name

The obvious one is Nikki’s pick six. That way you get the best high.

welcome to the jungles safaris

Dude Looks Like a Lady Drag Club

STP – Sex Type Thing Brothel
MM – The Beautiful People Salon
Velvet Revolver – Slither Reptile Farm
Foo Fightes – My Hero Sub Sandwich Shop
Michael Jackson – Billie Jean’s Denim Outlet

Elton’s Tiny Dancers (Midget Strip Club)

Bob’s Blonde On Blonde Adult Film Distribution

-Desolation Row Outlet Mall
-Octopus’s Garden Aquarium Supplies
-Steel Wheels Bodyshop
-Kid A Daycare

Led Zeppelin – Physical Graffiti Tattoo Parlour

Jacko’s KIDS ARE US(ED)

The Kids Are Allright Daycare

beggars banquet-homeless shelter

The Sad Cafe Bar and Grill – The Eagles
Drive My Car auto dealership – The Beatles
California Love dating service – Tupac
I’ll Be That Girl Beauty Salon – Barenaked Ladies
Crooked Teeth dentistry – Death Cab for Cutie

The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again” Magic Shop
Bob Dylan’s “Ballad Of A Thin Man” Weight Loss Centers
The Beatles’ “I Am The Walrus” Costume Shop
Simon & Garfunkel’s “Sound of Silence” Hearing Aids
Radiohead’s “Everything In It’s Right Place” Home Design
U2’s “Bullet The Blue Sky” Gun Shop
The White Stripes’ “Dead Leaves & The Dirty Ground” Lawn Care Service
Beck’s “New Pollution” Septic Services

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge – Adult Book Store

Starfuckers Inc Escort Service (NIN)
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee Free Clinic (Zappa)

The Rolling Stones -Exile on Main St travel agency

Pearl Jam – Evenflow…to obvious

Bruce Spingsteen – Born to Run marathon shoes and atheletic apparel

“SHAVE MY GOOCH”-ICE CREAM SHOP

compliments of the jackass gang…

The Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers Sperm Bank

The Killers – Mr. Brightsides behavioral health clinic
Our Lady Peace – Somewhere out there psychiatric hospital
Sublime – Date rape defense attorneys
Pearl Jam – Out from “Under the bridge” homeless shelter

Nirvana – In Bloom Flower Shop
Love – My Little Red Book Matchmaking Service
Screaming Trees – Uncle Anesthesia Medical Supplies
Billy Squier – Lonely is the Night Escort Service
Soundgarden – My Wave Water Ski Rental

Under the Bride was the Chili Peppers (to Kellie, below)

She’s Got Balls cosmetic surgery (AC/DC)
Feed My Frankenstein exotic pet supply (Alice Cooper)
Iron Man gym (Sabbath)
London Calling long distance phone service (Clash)
Holy Diver christian scuba gear (Dio)
Love Me Two Times divorce court and wedding chapel (The Doors)
Fool in the Rain umbrella sales (Zeppelin)
Purple Stain dry cleaning (Chili Peppers)

bridge* oops.

Elvis Costello- Pump It Up Fitness Center
Poison- Every Rose Has It’s Thorn Florists
Tom Petty- Listen To Her Heart Cardiologists
Foo Fighters- Learn To Fly Flight School
The Police- Wrapped Around Your Finger Jewelers

I’m fairly sure a Purple Haze Smoke Shop exists in Amsterdam

The Clash:Up in Heaven Support Group

Up in Heaven Support Group: The Clash

dirty little things sex shop
another one bites the dust funeral home

Wu Tang Clan Dojo & Recreational Facilties,Inc.

Ciara’s Crunk ‘N’ Da Trunk Dance Studio

The Neptunes’ Science Warehouse

Scott Wieland’s Sour Girl Candy Store

Ben Folds’ Piano Lessons for 200 Solemn Faces

Rage Against The Machine’s Renegades Recruitment Center

I Love vince neil. he is the hottest rocker out of all me and my friend’s all agree. have fun rocken and never forget you are amasing.

I cant wait and think its great…maybe we shoul call it goth under ground and serve blood wine. Because that would be fat yo… Vince is the man
or maybe we should have 50 cent 9 bullet cafe. every customer gets shot 9 times and if you survive the shots are on the house

NOT as Cheezy as YOU make it!I was there for the VIP night and it was definielty a kick butt club. NOT because of the memorablilia, but because of the atmosphere. No fak e bottles or tylenol bottles or whatever you said… grat music, great sound, GREAT FOOD and most of all a STAGE… this place has SO much potential. Did i mention 4 seperate LARGE bars to satisfy every person inside!… really, don’t be a hater!

I can’t wait to check out Dr. Feelgoods tonight! I’m excited about the cool theme and look forward to having a great rock club around to go to.

And, yes… we have a Purple Haze Smoke Shop here too.

This place sucks…….Vince you are a total sell out, britney spears and the Bee Gee’s along with all kinds of other crap was spun by the “awesome” dj………never going back, thought you would hold true to your roots, I was wrong……..Don’t waste your time….

I agree with Paul’s blog, Vince equals sell out…….

You guys are on a tangent (hmmm wonder what could cause that, grin). Critics SUCK. Does this guy think rockers spend their off stage time in a limo waiting at a back stage door for the next gig? A person has to have a life. What is your idea of a good restaurant? Sit at a table shooting paintballs at the celebs, notepad in hand, take photos and write about how rude they responded? Critics & Paparazzi SUCK.