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Lennon’s Piano Goes on Tour, James Brown Can Finally R.I.P., Get Drunk With Manilow and More

4/3/07, 10:38 am EST

john lennonJohn Lennon’s piano wants you to give peace a chance. The piano, which is now owned by George Michael, is touring famous sites of violence in an effort to promote peace.

James Brown can finally rest in peace. The sexual harassment suit against him has been denied.

Beyonce can finally design fashion in peace. The lawsuit against her clothing line was dismissed.

Barry Manilow gets all Snapple on us with his new line of herbal teas. He’s also releasing a collection of Barry-approved wines. It’s like Margaritaville…for grandmas.

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) gave birth to a baby girl on April 3rd. April 3rd is also the birthday of Eddie Murphy, who may or may not be the baby’s daddy.

Wayne Coyne may be bringing his flying saucer and laser pointers to a town near you. New Flaming Lips tour dates after the jump.


2007-04-11 Athens, GA – Classic Center Theater

2007-04-12 Orlando, FL – House Of Blues

2007-04-13 Pompano Beach, FL – Pompano Beach Amphitheater

2007-04-14 Saint Petersburg, FL – Jannus Landing

2007-04-17 Myrtle Beach, FL – House Of Blues

2007-04-18 Raleigh, NC – Disco Rodeo

2007-04-19 Norfolk, VA – The Norva

2007-04-21 Providence, RI – Brown University


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Dan | 4/3/2007, 1:29 pm EST

From one Dan to another…
Why do you feel the need to rip on Barry Manilow? He is who he is, and tea and wine make more sense for him than whiskey and rolling papers, don’t you think?
Plus, he’s kind of an easy target. What next, a joke about Mick Jagger being old?

dlt | 4/3/2007, 2:55 pm EST

John Lennon’s Piano/Trojan Horse

Hopefully George Michael’s still
Dressed like a cop

Str8 Ej | 4/3/2007, 2:57 pm EST

There is no data between the line “after the jump” and the Lips’ tourdates…I am not sure what I am supposed to jump? Just that little patch of blank space?

the truth | 4/3/2007, 3:13 pm EST

you’re defending barry manilow. are you serious?

david c | 4/3/2007, 3:39 pm EST

mick jagger is old.

dlt | 4/3/2007, 9:10 pm EST

Are you Grace Slick?

Mick Jagger’s getting old
And so are you,
Kid. Ya think all these great new Groups are gonna be around in forty years? I think Mick’s gonna rock till he drops,
Like a real musician.

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