I’d buy G-Unit and lock them in a dark cell forever… no food, no water, no bitches…

have butt secks w/ jessica simpson LOL!!!!!11

I would buy Nickelback, rent an arena, force them to battle royal to the death (full gladiator style with swords, shields, maces, chains, nets, tridents, and chariots), and just when the winner thinks he’s won his life, release a pack of wolves.

Id but Oasis and make the bothers drive in a car together across the states for a full fleged 3 month tour

Buy Gorgoroth and make/tell them to burn down every single pop artists house.

I’d buy Duran Duran and everytime someone wanted to ring the doorbell they would start singing to the person ringing the “human doorbell”

I’d buy Macho Man Randy Savage and have him answer my telephone with his raps (and yes the Macho Man did release a CD called “Be a Man” so he is technically a musician).

buy bob dylan and just look at him.

i’d buy cat power, and have her sing me to sleep every night

I would buy N’SYNC and brainwash them into murdering an innocent civilian family before commiting suicide.

For the ladies only:

I’m for sale.

I can play “Love Me Tender” on a keyboard.

I also sing in the shower.

Anybody???

id buy the shins and have james mercer sing me to sleep

I’m very partial to what Eric said about Nickelback, only I’m puzzled to why he didn’t include Hinder too…. Maybe because you don’t have enough $$$? Don’t worry, I’ll chip in… It’ll be awesome! We’ll sell tickets, make merch, even have a Chad Kroeger bobblehead! That last one might be a little TOO much though…..

i’d buy fall out boy, load them up in a plane, and when we got up there, open the window and say “fall out, boy(s)”…

I’d buy the white stripes.
They would play at barbeques at my house, and I’d have Jack’s rolodex, which has to have Bob Dylan’s home phone.

Also, I’d get jack to do some uphostering. Meg would have no other requirements, except play drums.

Franz Ferdiand, I don’t care if they amount to nothing more than a single machine, I’d just like them to be the houseband at…my house..

i’d buy fall out boy, load them up in a plane, and when we got up there, open the window and say “fall out, boy(s)”…

WOW,UM, i`d buy DJ dangermouse and force him to mix a CD of any two artists I chose! I womnder what paris hilton sounds like over bob marlins music? anyone?

I`d get plus 44,and torture them by making them add the rest of their lives~! no no,I`d make 30 seconds to mars build me a rocket to mars!in thirty seconds. wait,id buy the sex pistols. just for the fun of it. make them play dA\ay and night.wait,id get the arctic monkeys and the gorillaz and make them crossbreed x-D

I’d buy Dante Cimadamore. He’s such a sexpot.

mmm, D-tizzle in my mizzle

id get the arctic monkeys and the gorillaz and make them crossbreed x-D

Nobody understands selling out like RS

yah id love 2 kill fall out boy too. but id put a camra where i throw them out so i could watch there deaths over and over agin

com on fall out boy arnt that bad. I like their music. I`d really like to kill nickleback!and hinder!and daughtry!I would buy Nickelback, rent an arena, force them to battle royal to the death (full gladiator style with swords, shields, maces, chains, nets, tridents, and chariots), and just when the winner thinks he’s won his life, release a pack of wolves.It’ll be awesome! We’ll sell tickets, make merch, even have a Chad Kroeger bobblehead! That last one might be a little TOO much though…..

Oh, please. Black Eyed Peas are the most “For Sale” band in the history of the universe. Do they even write songs, or just commercial jingles?

American Pop Culture has fucken sold out. Are you kidding me? Listen to the crap that is played on the radio (Black Eyed Peas, Akon, Beyonce). American Idol? I mean, come on. The fucking american public has been buying the souls of rock n roll for ages. Suck ‘em up and leave them to rot. Half the shit (Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte) gets sucked up by corporate america and are puppets. Makes me ill. Go whip me up some Korn on a stick, please.

ok i hate nickleback too soooo much
i cant even discribe…wait yes i can put them in a arena but tie there arms and legs to a monster truck and watch them get torn limb by limb and when there crying for help send in the wolves!!(im sick arnt i?)

i agree with henry.

and

id have hinder eat their own dicks.

I’d get the Vantucky Champs. They are the best undiscovered band in the United States. Check them out on MYSpace. They are a pop/rock sensation.

I would buy the Vantucky Champs

I would buy the Chili Peppers… and make Flea give me bass lessons and John Frusciante have my children.

um other way around, I’d have HIS children… he can’t really have mine.

ha ha lol

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