MIchael Jackson definately was a black man. All you have to do is dig back into the earlier part of his career with the Jackson 5 (with his black brothers) and his first solo albums. Before his plastic surgery he looked as black as a black man can be.

if u play stairway to heaven backwords the lyrics r about satan

the roumor eminem died around 2001

5) the Robert Johnson / ‘Devil’ saga

4) the Zeppelin ’shark’ story

3) Mama Cass assassinated by Ham Sandwich

2) ‘Paul is dead’

1)Dylan stealing ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’ lyrics

That Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is about LSD. Wasn’t it actually inspired by a drawing one of John’s children made?

That Pearl Jam will be playing a secret show at the Garden on New Year’s Eve…every…single…year.

Hey Brittany and others, several participants have confirmed the Led Zeppelin mudshark incident. As a native of Seattle, I can tell you that the folks at the Edgewater Inn (”Fish from your window!'’) tell the story with pride.

marilyn manson had ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.

I don’t think it was a shark that was inserted in that girl’s pussy by LED ZEP but 100% it happened,the girl was about 14.I would of eaten the fish afterwards!

Back then ROCK STARS were cool & did some wild stuff!What a night it must have been!Too bad it wasn’t filmed! ):

1.Paul is dead
2.Led Zeppelin shark incident

Keith Moon never crashed a car into a holiday inn pool on his birthday. The Who did get banned from holiday inns nation-wide but because of many other different reasons.

Hey MATT, you just need a little patience

That Guns n Roses is going to put out an album called “Chinese Democracy”

R.I.P. Ace Frehley

this used to scare me:
Alice Cooper was going to shoot the ENTIRE 1st row at his ” final” concert… still waitin’!

How about John Lennon and Brian Epstein’s supposed affair?

maroon 5 like to gangbang themselves.

Mark David Chapman was a “Manchurian Canidate” assassin programed by the CIA.

Charles Manson auditioning for “The Monkees”

I saw Willie play last night so I know that rumor isn’t true

Willie Nelson killed in car crash.

appearently he was playing on the road again.

That the members of Led Zepplin sold their souls to the devil in exchange for the song Stairway to Heaven.

Ozzy neads 1000 brown M&M’s in a brandy glass to go on stage in Sri Lanka’s show!

That 50 Cent is a credible artist.

Pete Doherty has… wait… oh yeah that’s not a rumor.

um to whoever it was that said i was wrong about the keith moon thing(i don’t remember your name and i don’t feel like looking), it said in his biography that it is not true. he lost his tooth because he tripped on his pants while going to get some new ones because those had been pretty much ripped off. but he did drive his car into a pond…sorry to tell you that it’s not true about the hotel and they only got banned from a whole state of holiday inns, not all of them. i know, it sucks ruining these great stories doesn’t it?

the story of how the devil tunes Robert Johnson’s guitar and he then becomes the greatest delta blues player ever.

Ham Sandwich? Karen Carpenter needed the whole PIG plus a couple of those vitamin shots they use to give Hitler and JFK. Mama Cass\ Ham sandwich instead of Beef Wellington?

Pearl Jam was named after a hallucinegenic jam made by Ed Vedder’s grandmother Pearl

chinese democracy

Reality t.v. shows with old rock relics like Gene $immons have any relevancy to anything and are anything besides cash grabs and vanity projects.

vince neil has a tattoo on the top of his head - izzy stradlin has a go-cart race track on his property - stevie nicks slept with tom petty - lik roper used to be into bestiality…

people really want to know about yoko ono and hear her sing.(howvever give her credit for her
work on imagine)

I know: the one that Micheal Jackson is staight. PFFFFFFT!

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That one about Michael Jackson supposedly being a black male. Ha! What nonsense.

All the rumors about who Carly Simon wrote “You’re So Vain” about - possibly Warren Beatty or Mick Jagger.

courtney love arranged kurt cobain’s death

some nirvana songs turn emo when played in reverse

tupac faked his death

jim morrison faked his death

Bob Marley was killed by the government.

Biggest Rumors:

That Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” was written after he saw a man let another man drown in a hotel pool.

Elvis is still alive.

Tupac is still alive.

Keith Richards gets full-body blood transfusions. (Although the one about him being sent to the hospital after falling out of a coconut tree is totally true.)

This isn’t a rock rumor persay, but it goes along with the “Dark Side of The Rainbow.” The rumor is that you can see one of the munchkins hanging himself in the background.

Anything and everything related to Paul being dead.

Not rock, but this has been bugging me. Someone told me that Ciara (the “Candy Shop” girl) had a sex change operation… Very interesting….

If Mama Cass had just given Karen Carpenter that ham sandwich, they’d both be alive today.

Biggest rumor: That Van Halen, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Boston, Bob Seeger, and all of these emo wimps (FOB, Good Charlotte, etc.) are worth anything.

To Van Halen / Thanks for the correction.

Puppies being handed out to the crowd at a Ozzy Osbourne concert. Then being torn limb from limb cause everyone wanted one. I heard this one years ago…..

Don’t forget some classic ambiguous song lyrics:

1. Puff the Magic Dragon supposedly being about marijuana (insert Meet The Parents joke here)

2. American Girl by Tom Petty is about a University of Florida girl who jumped off a balcony and killed herself

3. Fire And Rain is about James Taylor’s girlfriend who died in a plane crash

4. The dozens of rumors about Hotel California, the most famous being it’s about a satanic church.

Meat Loaf burned his voice out during the long “Bat Out of Hell” tour and couldn’t record a follow-up album, so he tried various treatments, including drinking urine. Re: the Cooper-Zappa poop-on-stage comment, I heard Alice was the one that chowed down.

The Michael Jackson/Prince feud

KISS=

Knights
In
Satans
Service

dave grohl killed kurt cobain because he wantyed 2 sing some songs

that syd vicios killed nancy

-Former Kiss drummer Peter Criss was a homeless drunk living under a bridge. (The following did happen - The imposter appeared on the Donahue show soon after (in the late 1980s or very early 1990s) and was cronfronted by the drum-beating Catman himself.

-That’s John Lennon’s voice on Wings’ “Band on the Run” song, the part where the words say the second time, “If we ever get out of here.” (Sure sounds like Lennon to me.)

Incredibly, only one person has listed old blues legends. Not technically rock, but responsible for it. A few:

1. Robert Johnson was mocked by Charley Patton and Son House, who said ol’ Bob couldn’t play. Robert vanishes. A few months later he comes back playing better than anyone, having sold his soul to the devil. This was, actually:

2. Stolen from Tommy Johnson, who told his brother Ledell in 1928 that he took a guitar to a cross road (two words back then)and gave it to a man dressed in black, who tuned it. This is actually a spin on the Papa Legba legend, but Ledell did say it.

3. Blind Lemon Jefferson carried a pistol and could shoot as well as any man who could see.

4. Charley Patton hired a man to follow beat away all the women throwing themselves at Patton as he walked through town.

5. Robert Johnson/Charley Patton were poisoned/shot/stabbed/taken by the devil. Both died of natural causes, according to the death certificates.

6. Leadbelly was released from an Arkansas prison labor camp so he could record an album (this is actually true).

7. Son House’s congregation would periodically track him down and forcibly haul him back to his church, where he would renounce the blues and return to preaching until Patton came and tempted him back to the blues.

8. According to Ishmon Bracey, Tommy Johnson was harassed by a white guy who wanted Johnson to play a certain song, so Johnson threw the guitar at him and said, ‘you play it,’ at which point the white guy broke the guitar over Johnson.

9. Same interview: Ishmon Bracey said he was asked by Louis Armstrong to play guitar for Armstrong’s band permanently, but Bracey turned them down.

10. Charley Patton was at least 1/2, and probably closer to 2/3 white and Native American (almost certainly true).

(not my fave, but considering tomorrow is april fools day)
On april fools day a few years back when Maynard James Keenan claimed he found jesus.

Kurt Cobain was murdered by a hit man Courtney Love hired. That she also had Kristen Pfaff of Hole murdered.

Jim Morrison was offered fame & fortune by Satan (which he accepted) when he was living on rooftops before he joined the Doors.

The Illuminati killed Jimi Hendrix & Janis Joplin, and were after Jim Morrison but he got wind of their plans and faked his own death.

Jim Morrison was killed by members of the Nixon administration.

Either Bowie’s wife or Jagger’s wife found the Mick and David ‘dancin in the sheets’ together, just after they recorded “Dancin in the Streets.” Their effeminate prancing and mugging for the camera was a harbinger!

Correction of previous post.
Paul is Dead. It made the mainstream media, fans were freaked out by it and it showed how how big they really were in that people actually thought they could pull something like that off. It also increased Beatle album sales by millions (all those idiots had to replace the records they ruined trying to play them backwards).

Paul is Dead. It made the mainstream media, fans were freaked out by it, and it is a reflection of how big they really were in that people thought that they really It also increased Beatle album sales by millions (all those idiots had to replace the records they ruined trying to play them backwards).

Any raspy voiced singer (Bob Segar, Steven Tyler, Stevie Nicks, etc.) has throat cancer.

The Rod Stewart sperm in the belly, he was on his Honeymoon at the time.

Anton Figg used to fill in for Peter Criss when he was to F’d up to play (that may be true)

All of Van Halen man !!!!

RollingStone used to be a worthwhile music magazine - that one is a really good one.

Led Zeppelin sexually pleasing a groupie with dead fish.

RE: Hotel California
Anton Lavey is shadowy figure on the balcony in a picture in the inner LP Sleeve. Before his death, Lavey at times both confirmed (”yes it is me, I was there for an unrelated purpose and the photographer asked me to be in the shot”) and denied the rumor.

A Judas Priest “fan” got up into the light rigging during a Priest concert and urinated on Rob Halford’s head. Probably not true, but it’s still amusing.

1. Billy Shears is the name of a guy that won a “Paul McCartney” lookalike contest. He later became Paul after an accident that claimed Paul’s life. UNTRUE…or is it?

2. Don Henley himself addressed the “stevie nicks” aborted baby issue in an interview recently. He said that he believed she named her “sara” and the song sara has facts in it based upon her relationship with him. Something about him building a house…the lyrics echo this…
DUNNO….

3. Elvis liked to fry up demerol tablets in Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches and shoot out TV screens if he didn’t like what he was seeing on them. PROBABLY TRUE

4. She original lyrics to Paul Simon’s “She loves me like a Rock” were she loves to suck my C@#K…. I actually read this somewhere! LIKELY UNTRUE

5. Pearl Jam got their name from a hallucinogenic jelly that Eddie’s grandma Pearl made. NOT TRUE

6. Kurt Cobain had very very poor bathing habits…..TRUE I stood next to him at a concert in Chicago….very yucky..

7. They pour water on Ozzy during his shows because he is incontinent of bladder….
Might Be True….

8. Jerry Hall (I think) claimed that Mick once announced in bed with her that “If Keith were her I’d suck his…..”
Anyway….I’ve got many more I like…but I’m wasting time..

john lennon’s death was a government conspiracy because of his anti-war moves

RE: the comment that: Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks got in a huge fight and didnt speak for years after she published Stop Draggin My Heart Around on Bella Donna. Sources say, this is a true fact.

Pammie - First, what does ‘published Stop Draggin My Heart Around on Bella Donna’ even mean? Petty recorded it with Nicks and gets performance, writing and publishing credit on the album - plus both albums had the same producer. Also, he wrote another song for her the following year and recorded it with her as a duet for her next album. After that she appeared at many of this concerts. So when did this feud actually take place?

RE: >

Pammie - First, what does > even mean? He recorded it with her and gets performance, writing and publishing credit on the album - plus both albums had the same producer. Also, he wrote another song for her the following year and recorded it with her as a duet for her next album. After that she appeared at many of this concerts. So when did this feud actually take place?

supposedly David Bowie and the band were grinning on the televised 1980 floor show because Marianne Faithful’s butt was hanging out as she performed in front of them.

lil kim’s stomach getting pumped after ingesting a gallon of semen (except i don’t see how this could be a rumor…holds a lot of truth to me).

fallout boy is cool

ummm the Keith Moon car-into-the-swimming-pool on his birthday one is true, it just wasn’t his car… they really did get a lifetime ban from holiday inns for it. And he knocked out a couple of his front teeth in the process

Steven Adler is Bi-sexual and that he had sex with Steven Tyler.

Jimmy page did pleasure a teenage girl with a live red snapper fish. Ishy With Sauce, this isn’t statutory rape, or rape at all, since he didnt place any part of himself inside her, just a fish. Of sourse he probably did go on to have sex with her.

The devil makes an appearance on the front of the Hotel California record sleeve (hes beside on of the pillars on the balcony)

well, snopes.com says that Angela Bowwie recanted on the Jagger story.

Oh and I forgot another: Gwen Stefani used to be a man

Best of the Best is that Eddie Van Halen is still alive.

1) I heard the same Rod Stewart runour when I was younger, only with Jordan Knight.

2) Stevie Nicks aborted Don Henley’s unborn child.

3) Bob Marley was given cancer in his toe by the CIA. (I thought this was a big rumour, surprised not to see it on here sooner)

4) Courtney Love had Kurt murdered because he was going to divorce her and he had turned down 6 million dollars to headline Lollapalooza.

5) Hotel California is about Satanism

6) I had heard that Bob Seger stopped touring in the 90s because he had throat cancer, but that obviously wasnt the case.

7) I’ve heard that Snoop Dogg had a full ride to play for the UNC Tarheels Basketball team but got arrested instead and got the offer revoked.

8) Sinead O Connor once claimed to have been kidnapped by Prince and that she had to escape the Paisley Park Studios compound on foot. Also that he’s done it to other women as well (she claimed).

9) The guy from Enuff Znuff (”Fly High Michelle”? Anyone?) claimed on Howard Stern that he slept with Madonna once and peed in her accidentally (when they both lived in NY prior to hitting it big)

LEGENDS ALREADY LISTED THAT I THINK ARE ACTUALLY VERIFABLE:

1) Paul and John were going to play on Saturday Night Live but it just kinda didnt happen. I think Paul has verified this.

2) Iggy Pop’s cock is enormous

3) Angela Bowie caught David and Mick in bed together. She publicly claimed this herself when she was guest on a Joan Rivers talk show alongside Howard Stern. I think the clip is even on youtube.

4) I don’t Alanis Morrissette has confirmed who the subject of Jagged Little Pill was, but I do believe she confirmed on the Howard Stern show that she lost her virginity to him.

the story about keith moon driving his car into a holiday inn swimming pool on his birthday is a good one. i wish it was true….

someone mentioned a non existent album by the masked marauders. i own a copy of that album and can assure everyone that it does in fact exist.it’s on deity records distributed by reprise.it has the songs can’t get no nookie and season of the witch among others. so i guess the question isn’t whether masked marauders exists; IT DOES. but who is it?

Alice Cooper and Frank Zappa suppposedly had a gross-out contest, where one of them took a dump on stage. The other (not wanting to be out done) went up and ate it. I just can’t remember who did the dumping and who did the eating! That one rumor was going around before the Rod Stewart semen thing came out. Yuck to all of it!

KLAATU=The Beatles

You never see Michael and LaToya Jackson together. . .

Or Rod Stewart and Barry Manilow.

The guy who played Eddie Haskell on Leave It To Beaver went on to be Alice Cooper.

Alanis Morrisette’s “Jagged Little Pill” was inspired by the actor, Dave Coulier, who played Uncle Joey on “Full House”

the satanic message in stairway to heaven is true…it comes during the part of the song that says if theres a bustle in your hedge row…
the backwards message says:
Oh heres to my sweet satan, (something incomprehensible)would make me sad. Whose power is satan? he will give you 666, there was a little toolshed where he made us suffer sweet satan.
I trie this with an actual record of zeppelin IV

so since this legends a bust…at the end of while guitar gently weeps, apparently george harrison cries Oh Paul in reference to pauls “death”…i tired it, but i couldnt hear it

That “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” is the best album in rock history…or even the best album by the Beatles.

I wrote some earlier, but the ‘Elvis is Alive’ myth HAS to be the greatest of all time!!!

I think the most famous rock rumor would deffinately be the Paul Is Dead one…there are STILL whole books, websites, articles etc. trying to prove he is dead..There are so many clues but I reckon the whole thing was first started by the beatles themselves, either for a laugh or or as a marketing ploy.

That Michael Jackson is gay

That Bon Jovi hates the Philippines

That Brett Michaels of poison Punch his guitarist

Michael and Latoya Jackson are the same person.

Beatles “Abbey Road” Album cover depicted Pauls death because he is barefoot in the photo.

Jerry Lee Lewis was messin around with underaged cousin. Hmmmh, that one is true.

Kurt Cobain lived under a bridge.

The White Stripes are bother and sister.

Phil Collins saw someone not helping a drowning man, and then wrote ‘In the Air Tonight’ about him. Later this person went to a Collins concert and heard the song, and was so traumatized he kills himself.

Frank Zappa’s father is the actor who played Mr. Green Genes on Captain Kangaroo.

Jimi Hendrix was killed by the US government because they didn’t like the idea that a back man held such an influence over a large white audience.

Marianne Faithful was found with a Mars Bar in her crotch during the Redlands bust on Keith and Mick.

Jim Morrison died from heart attack in a bathrub that was brought on because of masturbation.

Duane Allman’s motorcycle plowed into a peach truck, killing him, which is why the next Allman Brother’s album was titled Eat a Peach. (variation: mortally wounded after his crash, he was dragged off the road by bystanders, and died under a nearby peach tree)

Marilyn Manson had his lowest set of ribs removed so he could blow himself.

Angela Bowie caught David Bowie and Mick Jagger in bed together.

Bob Ezrin, producer of Lou Reed’s Berlin, got the chilling cries of children on the track ‘The Kids’ by telling his own kids their mother was dead, and then recording the results.

Bob Dylan’s ‘Ballad of a Thin Man’ was about Brian Jones.

The non-existent Masked Mauraders album, which was started by this magazine.

David Bowie can’t remember making the album, ‘Station to Station’ because of the amount of booze and drugs he was doing.

You can hear the phrase ‘Here’s to my sweet satan’, if you play Stairway to Heaven backwards.

Michael Jackson owns the bones of the Elephant Man.

Radiohead’s Creep is autobiographical (thereby referring to songwriter Thom Yorke).

Tupac was killed by Suge Knight.

Iggy Pop has a ten-inch dick (although I’ve heard this has been verified).

that’s all for now… my mind’s a bit rusty….

www.abandonedstat ion.com

Bob Dylan faked the motorcycle crash

The Beatles played on and contributed backup vocals to BeeGees First and Badfinger’s albums.

Also, that Bob Dylan looked like the Phantom of the Opera after his motorcycle accident and therefore went into seclusion.

That Jack and Meg White were brother and sister

That Billy Corgan was the little boy from “Small Wonder”…

That one of the Beatles songs sung backwards and slowed down reveals them talking about pot.

Jimmy Page did (statutorily) rape a teenage girl with a fish. Also, he was a satan worshipper and a heroin user. All true!

Tupac isn’d dead.

Klaatu is really The Beatles

Niko, the Judas Priest album in question was Stained Class. It’s worth noting that the kids that tried to kill themelves after listening to it were also DRUNK AND HIGH at the time. Of course, that didn’t stop the parents from suing.

General Public bought a large garbage bag of weed at a Chicago college show because they were afraid they wouldn’t find any on their stops between Chicago and LA

that elvis is still alive

Marilyn Manson had a section of his ribs surgically removed!

“That Paris Hilton is a star”

- Michael Jackson fathered children

- Kurt Cobains death lead to mass suicides across the world.

- Jim Morrison exposed himself in concert

- Jerry Garcia was not an addict

- Rolling Stone is still a good magazine

- Cash shot a man in Utah just to watch him die.

- Clapton is actually God.

- Dylan introduced the Beatles to Pot (true, but so awesome it seems false)

That Bob Dylan can sing.

Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks got in a huge fight and didnt speak for years after she published Stop Draggin My Heart Around on Bella Donna. Sources say, this is a true fact.

Steve Perry suffered from throat cancer. Is that true?!

That Gene Simmons makes love to his money. Oh wait, that one is true.

Led Zeppelin+sharp+groupie=nuff said.

[although there may be some truth to a story like that, so i’m not sure if it should count]

- The band name “311″ is a reference to the Ku Klux Klan.

- Lauryn Hill said “I’d rather die than have a white person buy one of my albums”.

- The original lyrics to “Louie Louie” are obscene.

- Grace Slick named her daughter “God”

- Mama Cass died after choking on a ham sandwich.

The guys from “The Ruse” are the coolest.

a Judas Priest album (forget which one) led teens to commit suicide.

AC/DC stands for Anti-Christ/Devil’s Child

At least she had a nice butt back then so whoever blew it up het fudgetunnle is lucky!

-Paul is dead (You used it in the headline but didn’t list in in the top five).

-A woman was murdered during the recording of “Love Rollercoaster” by the Ohio Players.

- Michael and Janet Jackson are the same person.

-KISS stands for Knights In Satan’s Service.

-Elvis is alive.

Keith Richards had a complete blood transfusion

The rumor that Jim Morrison didn’t die in Paris but had a weighed coffin buried.

Or

Before a tour in the mid-70’s Keith Richards had a complete blood change .

and john paul jones is the only one not legendary.

Another Gene Simmons one- that he got that little piece inder his tongue cut so he could stick it out farther.

I heard Britney Spears got an abortion a while ago.

Robert Johnson selling his soul to the devil at the crossroads to play like that. It’s like Faustizzle fo shizzle

The Beatles were “this” close (I’m putting my right pointer finger and thumb really close together without touching them) to playing together on Saturday Night Live.

* Because John Paul Jones was the only member of Led Zeppelin not to make a pact with Satan, he was spared tragedy involving drugs, death, or harm to his children (unlike the other three).