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Courtney Love’s Miracle Weight Loss, Britney and Kevin Hash Out Their Divorce, Was Michael Jackson Hospitalized?

3/30/07, 11:13 am EST

Courtney Love

  • Reports vary as to how rocker Courtney Love dropped an estimated 45 pounds this winter. Did she drink sludgy protein shakes and eat a lot of steamed spinach like a good girl or did she get her stomach stapled? Either way, she looks Larry Flint-era svelte.
  • According to Us Weekly Britney and Kevin have finally reached a divorce settlement. “All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children [Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months],” said Michael Sands, spokesperson for Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan.
  • Yesterday rumors swirled that Michael Jackson had been hospitalized, today his representatives deny those reports saying that while members of his team did get sick on a recent European excursion, the pop star was not forced to seek hospital treatment. We know this news brings a great sense of relief to every single one of you.
  • Paris Hilton may be sent to prison for her violating her probation by driving with a suspended license (we all remember the starlet’s arrest for DUI back in September). We’re waiting for the hot pink “Jail/Free Paris” t-shirts to go onsale at Kitson.
  • In our now daily summer tour update: The Lemonheads and Dave Matthews Band are both going on tour … not together you understand, but yeah. Tour. In the coming months. For both of them.

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jenn | 7/9/2007, 4:48 pm EST

look at all this judgement! shame on you!

jenn | 7/9/2007, 4:48 pm EST

look at all this judgement! shame on you!

jenn | 7/9/2007, 4:48 pm EST

look at all this judgement! shame on you!

jenn | 7/9/2007, 4:48 pm EST

look at all this judgement! shame on you!

RhettWilson | 5/2/2007, 3:55 am EST

Hey,
Great stuff here!
I’ll definitely bookmark this place and come back soon.

Rhett

k-bones(a7xrox) | 4/4/2007, 2:55 am EST

TOM DELONGE……..YOUR A BUTT MONKEY oh and courtny love u look like crap.

Tom Delonge | 4/1/2007, 10:59 am EST

wendy is a butt monkey, hahahahaaha

Wendy | 3/31/2007, 11:20 pm EST

Le sigh. Why do people have to bring “OMG SHE STOLE SONGS FROM KURT AND HAD HIM KILLED!!!” Every time. It has nothing to do with anything.

She is too skinny. And just so you know people, she had her plastic surgery reversed.

Le sigh…. I miss her in films.

zentropa | 3/31/2007, 5:59 pm EST

Courtney? Serious mileage there Boys and Girls. Very Scary

lik roper | 3/31/2007, 2:07 pm EST

there is something that i would really like, it’s to be the seat of courtney’s bike…

el dude | 3/31/2007, 1:36 pm EST

someone throw her a burrito

anemicroyalty27 | 3/30/2007, 6:42 pm EST

eww Courtney Love looks gross and disgusting. She looked way better in the early 90s her live thru this album was great and now shes just terrible sorry but all the plastic surgery has done her no good just worse.

Tim | 3/30/2007, 6:27 pm EST

Good thing courtney at least covered most of her face in that pic.Her most recent plastic surgery was not an improvement, people say her nose is still swollen from surgery,but it took place back in Dec.

SATAN | 3/30/2007, 5:01 pm EST

WAR- “Courtney you look great, now bring us something worthy of Miss World or Doll Parts.”

Not unless she has more stolen songs from Kurt, didn’t anyone notice that the song “Celebrity Skin” uses the same exact chords as “Drain You” by Nirvana, it also has a similiar melody. She’s a phony who only used Kurt for stardom and money, if you don’t believe me than read the Vanity Fair interview called “Strange Love”, she openly admits to loving kurt and his money. She’s proud to be a leach.

P.S. her face looks nasty now

your mom | 3/30/2007, 4:51 pm EST

Scissor Sisters are fab!

boo boo | 3/30/2007, 4:48 pm EST

…or the Rusty Trombone!!!

boo boo | 3/30/2007, 4:45 pm EST

I’d give her the Dirty Sanchez….

boo boo | 3/30/2007, 4:43 pm EST

I’d give her a Diry Sanchez….

theworldsforgottenboy | 3/30/2007, 4:27 pm EST

“She killed Kurt and Grunge”

Too bad about Kurt .. but thanks for killing grunge Courtney…

Can you now kill junk like FalloutBoy and the Scissor Sisters?

Cendor | 3/30/2007, 3:10 pm EST

whoops - what i meant to say was - hey jeff can you show us the coroner’s report that says kurt was killed, or the shotgun was too long, or that he had his sneakers on?
thanks.
much better.

Cendor | 3/30/2007, 3:09 pm EST

hey jeff can you show us the coroner’s report that says kurt killed himself, or the shotgun was too long, or that he had his sneakers on?
thanks.

Sanchez | 3/30/2007, 1:23 pm EST

She needs a Sandwich.

Morgan | 3/30/2007, 12:59 pm EST

That’s right, the Black Crows do kick ass! I really think Liz has repented by now and bowed down and swore alegence to the Crows’ awesomeness. Luv u Lizzie!

I hate Mike Anthony | 3/30/2007, 12:47 pm EST

Boring news day….the Black Crowes kick ass!

War | 3/30/2007, 12:28 pm EST

Courtney you look great, now bring us something worthy of Miss World or Doll Parts.

Where is the Love | 3/30/2007, 12:25 pm EST

She looks like a crackhead, pale and disgusting………..

She killed Kurt and Grunge!

kcv | 3/30/2007, 12:22 pm EST

she looks good i think…..hey at least she’s trying to get her shit together.

Jeff | 3/30/2007, 11:53 am EST

I’d guess chain-smoking and opiates did the trick. Did anyone see that recent documentary where she claims to be sober…but then passes out on the studio floor with a lit cigarette in her hand?

Oh, and she had Kurt killed. He was shot in the mouth but the shotgun was too long for his hands to reach the trigger and both his shoes were on when they found him so he couldn’t have used his toe.

Battle Axe Benjamin | 3/30/2007, 11:39 am EST

Wavey Pattern…Is that a Moose Knuckle or a Camel Toe?

Kelly | 3/30/2007, 11:35 am EST

Courtney looks gross. I didn’t even recognize her face.

Morgan | 3/30/2007, 11:29 am EST

Good morning Liz! I still love you. Courtney looks like the coke diet did her some good. She’s actually really pretty (not as pretty as you I bet) when she wants to be. Britney is trash, trash, trash. But she’s like, the best trainwreck ever. Is that so wrong? To take pleasure in someones public demise? Don’t know, but it’s fun. And whointhefuck would have ever thought that K-Fed would come out looking like the good responsible parent and whatnot. Certainly not me. He’s still a Dbag. No way Paris goes to prison- though that would be kinda funny….I have WAY too much time on my hands. Poll girl and I are getting married one day

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