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Rock Stars With Curious Hobbies

3/26/07, 12:01 pm EST

Alice Cooper

Bill Wyman really likes his house. He likes it so much that the ex-Rolling Stones bassist is apparently planning to write a detailed history of the property, which is located in Suffolk, England and has a moat. Wyman is aware of the fact that the findings of various professional archeological excavations he’s had undertaken might not be as fascinating to others as they are to him.

I’ve been working on a book on the history of my house in Suffolk, which is from 1480. I’ve excavated there and I found tons of things. I found underground walls from the 1300s and I had archaeologists come in and date them. I also found a Roman site in the village and there were Roman artifacts there. I’ve found Saxon stuff too. It’s a fascinating place. But that book’s never gonna sell. I fear this will be a labour of love that I’ll pass on to my children.

Lucky kids.

In honor of the rocker’s endearing passion for his manor house, we thought we’d recall some of the extracurricular interests of various others artists. These are some of our favorite examples. What are yours?

  • Alice Cooper is a ruthlessly committed golfer, and, as you can see, has a daring, appropriately flamboyant sense of on-the-green-fashion
  • John Lennon used to soothe his demons via kneading bread in the Dakota
  • Ted Nugent hunts, makes his own jerky and collects offensive t-shirts/camouflaged garments
  • Marilyn Manson enjoys water coloring (check out his stirring portrait of Hollywood’s favorite goth starlet/Manson paramour, Evan Rachel Wood)
  • Lars Ulrich used to collect Basquiats, but then got drunk and sold them

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shannon | 3/26/2007, 12:12 pm EST

is this photo a picture of Wyman? I thought is was alice cooper. looks like him.

have you read about george harrison’s house? it has an underground grotto and boat. for all the spiritual musings but still living life in excess, ho hum.

http://www.myspace.com/dwayne smithmusic

lik roper | 3/26/2007, 12:12 pm EST

and anthony keidis enjoys masturbation…

Jeff | 3/26/2007, 12:49 pm EST

Michael Jackson enjoys…spending time with little boys at his ranch.

Gene Simmons enjoys waving his money in front of homeless people and telling them they wish they could have it made like him.

Josh Homme enjoys drinking beer, having sex and smoking cigarettes.

Dude from MCR enjoys staying home alone, wearing his marching band uniform, applying eyeliner, pouting his lips and dancing in front of his mirror.

John Frusciante enjoys connecting and re-connecting with spirits from the fourth dimension.

John Popper spends all of his spare time stacking arms and preparing for the Apocalypse.

Rivers Cuomo masturbates to Asian porn (even his Asian wife probably can’t get him to give up that habit).

cheesy | 3/26/2007, 12:52 pm EST

Way to be on top of my cheese comment. You’re so good at what you do.

leonidas | 3/26/2007, 12:56 pm EST

looks like jeff is an aspiring comic. nice try, buddy.

ken vail jr | 3/26/2007, 12:59 pm EST

bill wyman is 70 years old….that in itself is amazing.

00oYear_zero000o | 3/26/2007, 1:26 pm EST

moeeee | 3/26/2007, 1:28 pm EST

Is it just me, or does that look like Klinger with a golf glove?

abandonedstation | 3/26/2007, 2:04 pm EST

charlie watts collects antique weaponry.

ron wood paints.

jimmy page curses zeppelin biographers.

super yorke is saving the planet, one paranoid blog post at a time.

bono kills hobos with giant novelty cheques he’s given to save africa.
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sometimes i think ted nugent is the only guy living a true rock and roll lifestyle. too bad his music is so mind-bogglingly dumb. he makes alice cooper look like pink floyd.

apparently when manson isn’t painting he’s filming himself in a threesome with conjoined twins. He better not release the film the same time I release my film of me nailing conjoined twins…

Lars Ulrich never gets drunk. He has random flashes of sobriety between jagermeisters.

Jeff | 3/26/2007, 3:31 pm EST

leonidas,

I’d say I was trying to be funny except all of those are true.

Marky | 3/26/2007, 5:57 pm EST

Hi all, you are rocking! Keep up the awesome pontificating. I’m learning alot from you. Oh, I’m picking right now.

sammmm | 3/26/2007, 11:14 pm EST

yep they are true leonidas. doesn’t marilyn manson also collect lnchboxes?

lik roper is a perv | 3/27/2007, 8:30 am EST

lik roper = liking his own roper

lik roper | 3/27/2007, 8:42 pm EST

anthony keidis admits to enjoying masturbation, and now i’m the perv for pointing it out?…go figure on that one…

you know; i saw ted bundy on TV last night saying how porn and serial killers are closely connected, so maybe now we better keep half the US population under very close watch…

wolf5823 | 3/30/2007, 9:02 pm EST

what’s so pervy about liking masturbation or knowing that someone else said that they do. Masturbations is a natural, healthy, safe way to find sexual release.

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