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Female Solo Brit Sensations, or the Most Confusing Distinction Ever

3/23/07, 2:19 pm EST

The news that Amy Winehouse has become the highest debuting British female artist in the history of U.S. charts has left us scratching our heads. Huh? What about Dido, Joss Stone, Corrine Bailey Rae, Lily Allen, Fergie — oh wait, she’s not British, she just sings about her London Bridge going down as a metaphor for . . . something.
Perhaps we have failed to look at the fine print. Seriously, ain’t no way Amy Winehouse beat out the fucking Spice Girls. Ms. Rehab might in fact be the highest-debuting- female-solo-British- tall-Jewish-black-haired -tattoed-with-a-birthmark -on-her-left-arm artist ever to make the U.S. Billboard charts. But of that more historic superlative, we’re not so sure. Let’s investigate, shall we?

All of the aforementioned female imports have scored Top Ten spots on U.S. charts, but none have had their first album released in the States debut in the Top Ten. Dido’s Life for Rent debuted in the Top Five, but that wasn’t her first album (that one debuted at #144). Joss Stone’s first disc, The Soul Sessions, debuted at #199; Lily Allen’s Alright, Still at Number Twenty; Corinne Bailey Rae came closest when her self-titled album debuted at Number Seventeen. The most recent British act to debut in the Top Ten was Dirty Vegas (remember them??) who scored a Number Seven slot in 2002. Then there was the Spice Girls, who hit Number Six with Spice World in 1997. But neither is a solo artist and we’re pretty sure that members of Dirty Vegas don’t qualify for the female category despite the ambiguous sexual orientation of their fan base. Nonetheless, Winehouse’s unexpected surge to the top, beating out all preceding fellow female Brits, is mind-boggling. Dear readers, do you know who held the title of best selling debut in the British female solo artist category previously? We’re dying over here.


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Morgan | 3/23/2007, 2:26 pm EST

Is that for real? Never would have thought. She’s ok, but she’s not that fucking good. I don’t get it.

baba o riley | 3/23/2007, 2:40 pm EST

madona!… wait, also not british.

mikeky | 3/23/2007, 2:52 pm EST

vince gill?

sick | 3/23/2007, 2:52 pm EST

boy george?

Donald | 3/23/2007, 2:58 pm EST

Annie Lennox’s solo debut (Diva)?

haha | 3/23/2007, 2:59 pm EST

amy winestein rules!!!

amy | 3/23/2007, 3:08 pm EST

maybe the reason why amy is becoming so famous is because HER VOICE IS THE MOST UNIQUE THING INTERNATIONALLY???

baba o riley | 3/23/2007, 3:15 pm EST

lol, is Amy Winehouse in this thread?

Marky | 3/23/2007, 3:20 pm EST

Baba, Hi, it’s Marky! Glad you’re on this side dude. Had to throw my underwear out earlier today, had a little problem.

Lauren | 3/23/2007, 3:21 pm EST

i never even heard of amy beerhouse before

40oz killa | 3/23/2007, 3:35 pm EST

What is interesting is all of the females listed here are really not very good. I mean they are OK but when you consider the influnece that British males have had on popular music it makes you wonder if there is some type of extra musical chromosme in British males that the females just did not get. Think about Brit males like John Lennon, McCartney, Thom Yorke, Jimmy Page and Eric Clapton and you realize none of these ladies that were mentioned could even hold their limey jockstraps.

jaimelyn | 3/23/2007, 3:37 pm EST

lulu?

Marky | 3/23/2007, 3:38 pm EST

40oz, you rock! I like how you write things down. Edgy, hip, cool, non-conformist. Please write more cool things down for us.

rockscar | 3/23/2007, 3:51 pm EST

Elton John, naturally.

lik roper | 3/23/2007, 6:53 pm EST

what about miss piggy?

Eric Clapton | 3/23/2007, 7:19 pm EST

Even though I may not be all “with the century and fashion”, I should still have a say. I think Lily Allen should get all the recognition. She has talent and feels for her music!

Neil Young | 3/23/2007, 7:22 pm EST

I can’t believe you guys at “Rolling Stone”! You put Derek trucks wayyyy dpwn the list, and he’s awesome!! and john frusciante should be ranked 10th best guitarist. Also Eric Clapton should be 2nd!

Jack Bruce | 3/23/2007, 7:24 pm EST

I betcha Mel Gibson isn’t very happy with the jewish part!

Charles Crossley, Jr. | 3/24/2007, 9:51 am EST

I can’t think of anyone other than those who DIDN’T outchart Amy Winehouse, like Petula Clark, Dusty Springfield, Kate Bush or Annie Lennox (Diva peaked at 23). Sorry!

NY | 9/2/2007, 8:56 pm EST

Rehab rocks and the singer does it perfect. It’s the aattitude duhduh dit dit dit dit dittit. alright. altho, hopefully such a cool attitude will soon become more life affirming.

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Former Flower Child | 3/24/2008, 2:41 am EST

I am ancient and I love Annie Lennox and Joni Mitchell but Amy Winehouse rocks. I am so proud of her. We bought her CD this weekend.

Thermophille | 9/6/2008, 11:11 pm EST

lily allen rocx!!! XD
I prefer those who still have their british accent.

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