• We are simultaneously terrified of and intrigued by the possibility that Ronnie Spector could testify on behalf of her ex Phil Spector at the legendary producer/icon’s upcoming murder trial, jury selection for which is currently taking place. Check out this alarming/amazing piece by the New York Post’s Maureen Callahan in which the damaged icon proves herself to be at least as crazy as her ex husband. The idea of Ronnie and Phil together again on Court TV is just…it’s compelling.
• Dead Kennedy’s frontman Jello Biafra has reportedly spoken out against his bandmates for licensing their song “Too Drunk to Fuck” to Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s new film Grindhouse, in which it’s played during a rape scene. The backlash? “Jello is getting paid extremely well and we challenge him to put his money where his mouth is and donate his share to a woman’s cause, if he is truly concerned with the issue.” Jello?
• Britney Spears has won an injunction against British tabloids, which supposedly will keep the publications from publishing unsubstantiated gossip (aka, our lifeblood) about the star’s recent stay in rehab.
• Venerable hip-hop duo Clipse are heading a summer tour sponsored by Seagram’s. There’s really not much else to say about this. Except that the tour dates are after the jump.

Clipse Dates Via Pitchfork

03-24 Orlando, FL – The Club at Firestone
03-27 Knoxville, TN – Bijou Theatre
03-28 Asheville, NC – Orange Peel
03-29 Carrboro, NC – Cat’s Cradle
03-31 Portland, ME – The Station
04-01 New Haven, CT – Toad’s Place
04-02 Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
04-07 Memphis, TN – Plush *
04-08 New Orleans, LA – House of Blues *
04-12 Atlanta, GA – Sugarhill *
04-13 Birmingham, AL – Platinum Nightclub *
04-14 Jackson, MS – Free Lons Groove *
04-20 Pontiac, MI – Club Vision *
04-21 Washington, DC – 9:30 Club *
04-26 New York, NY – BB King’s *
04-27 Fort Bragg, NC – Sports USA *
04-28 Tampa, FL – Club Skye *
04-29 Miami, FL – Club Fifth *
07-14 Chicago, IL – Union Park (Pitchfork Music Festival) #