First!!

I would have to say Madonna. Wait…what? She’s not British? Then how do you explain the accent?

Oh, I get it. Madonna’s not British. She’s just pretentious.

i would change Elton John……. and when he is transformed he looks like…………. Billy Joel!

them cracker jackers need to add more peanuts…

What kind of question is this?

Joe Cocker would be Merle Haggard

I’d turn Eric Burdon into an American black man. That’s what he’s always wanted to be.

The Def Leppard guys…nothing at all would change.

I’d wonder how come Gary Glitter turned in to Michael Jackson.

I would change the Gallahger(Sp?) brother Noel and Liem. They would become the Van Halen brothers, sans talent.

Fuck English and American. Here’s a good test for you all out there. Take your favorite male performer, turn him into a girl. Still like the music? I agree Courtney Love is an egregious bitch, but really the only difference between her and Eddie Van Halen is the whole genitalia thing. Sexism is sexism.

Michael Stipe

oh, wait. never mind.

The really funny thing about this question is that many brits choose to become Americans because of the taxes over there.

Could we do it the other way? (Transform all American rock stars into British.)

doherty

The oasis Brothers. Their lower class upbringing in America instead of britain turns them either into death metal losers or nashville pop country yoekels. thanks for passing of a class based society ro us fuckin limeyes

Chris Martin would become an American & becomes a bigger asshole than he already is.

Are there any British rock stars? I thought they were all living in the USA anyway, dodging Brit taxes and jonesing for eel pie….

Jimmy Page becomes Jack White!

Pete Doherty; followed closely by a shotgun-related mishap.

I’d turn hilary clinton from a southern dame with an accent to a shrill control freak new yorker….oh wait, it just depends on where she’s speaking. never mind.

Well, I tried it myself but had to come back to England when Pete wanted to record another album.

i’d turn Johnny rotten from an arrogant, uncooth, violent englishman who says loo (as in bathroom) to an arrogant, uncooth violent american who says can

I would like to turn Jane swallow who has posted ‘First!!’ on these polls, into a well informed person with an oppinion they’d like to post.