First!!

Ted Nugent aka Captain America.

The obvious is to say Michael Jackson and rename him “Plastic Man”.

Kid Rock needs to be renamed Gr’up Pop.

Michael Stipe – Pissy Pizza Face

15Keys has already won the thread, but I will still submit:

Ozzy Osbourne – Batman
Robin Thicke – Robin
Buckethead – The Mask
Jimmy Gnecco (Ours) – The Crow
Prince – will have to settle for a villain: The Joker
Flea – The Atom (not above short jokes)

John Fogerty = Swamp Thing

Mr. Mister would become Mr. Mxyzptlk

Britney Spears would be the She Hulk!

LOL

Kenny G – The Scarlet Spider

Neil Young= the Scarecrow/ Captn Mangle Face

What about Paris Hilton(aka)
“pretzel girl”!!

Pearl Jam as the Fantastic Four

There are more than four members in Pearl Jam, dumb ass.

i hate pearl jam so damn much……….they are so cheesy

Crash Test Dummies reference! NICE

So cheesy? You have fall out boy or something playing right now?

Oh goody! A flame war!

/gets popcorn

I once saw an interesting online site a while back (wish I could remember it) which showed pictures of Paris Hilton alongside comic art work for DC’s Supergirl series where the characters poses bear a striking resemblance. If this is remotely close to the case I’m investing all my money in a Kryptonite factory.

yeah fuckin cheesy……….grunge leftovers………why do you think i listen to Fall Out Boy? Did I say that? NO…….I thought Radiohead fans were bad but Pearl Jam fans take it to a whole new level…..Get a life fuckface

p.s. at least Radiohead makes good music, so their fans have a worthy argument……as for Pearl Jam….um no

I normally don’t give a damn about flame wars and such, but this one pissed me off.

Pearl Jam – lame 90’s one-off rock band with possibly the worst lead singer I have ever heard in my life.

Fall Out Boy – Marginally talented pop band with a singer that can sing. (I, however, in no way condone Pete Wentz. He almost makes me embarassed to be from Chicago. That boy is a talentless hack.)

So, in the end…yes, Pearl Jam is fuckin cheesey.

15 keys already won

Hands down…all of Van Halen because they don’t need to die the way that they have been headed

Eddie Van Halen = Rehab Man.
David Lee Roth = Egomanical Boy.
Michael Anthony = Shafted Bassist.

micheal jackson….fall out boy…oh wait, thats what he makes other people do…my bad