“John Mayer should open for Ben Folds.”

“Agreed, besides no one that is a fan of his will know who Ben Folds is anyway, I would go and skip out on the headliner.”

You’re assuming all of John Mayer’s fans have no clue who Ben Folds is and have never heard his music. Go to any John Mayer show and you’ll find plenty of knowledgable music fans who are familiar with the work of Ben Folds, not just soccer moms and teeny-boppers…..gauranteed. John Mayer fans aren’t as stereotypical as you’re trying to make them.

“John Mayer should open for Ben Folds.”

Agreed, besides no one that is a fan of his will know who Ben Folds is anyway, I would go and skip out on the headliner.

I want to see an American Idol sponsored all-star song where Timbaland does the beats for John Popper and Britney Spears all bald-headed on vocals, screaming about the revolution and how they’re going to get assault rifles (and SUVs with intercoms and flashing lights) and take on the LAPD. Then Timbaland will be like “take it to the bridge” and break into a dance beat with a muffled audio recording of Michael Jackson jacking off on a little kid’s face. “Ewww this is nasty, Mr. Jackson!” - “No, don’t move… that’s ridiculous… ridiculous.” Then it goes into the chorus where Britney sings two lines of “It’s Funky Enough” by the D.O.C and then trails off and mumbles something incoherent while swallowing a bottle of Xanax. And THEN John Mayer and Ben Folds come on the track with a guitar/piano coda while John Popper has quick quadruple bypass surgery, stands up all bleeding everywhere and closes the track with a blistering harmonica solo. That would be ‘bonkers’… dawg.

John Mayer should open for Ben Folds.

britney better make room for popper on the crazy train (sorry Ozzy)

Two points of concern:
1. Who the hell watches American Idol?
2. Who the hell says bonkers?

Forget about a K Fed reality show, what we need is one based on the Secret Life Of John Popper!