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Who Should Rock the Various Wonders of the World?

3/7/07, 5:23 pm EST

Spinal Tap

As you may have heard: Ryan Adams will be leaving the confines of his East Village apartment/ProTools console and heading to England where the punk rocking troubadour will perform at Stonehenge (more specifically, at the Salisbury International Arts Festival on June 5th). This is cool. Not Spinal Tap cool, but pretty awesome.

Ryan’s historical performance got us thinking about other seven-wonders-of-the-world like places rock bands could/should/have played. Here’s our picks for who should play where. Your turn.

  • Hole at the Grand Canyon
  • The Faces at Mt. Rushmore
  • The Bangles at the Great Pyramids

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Russ Havens | 3/8/2007, 10:11 pm EST

Wilco at Radio City Music Hall
Grand Funk Railroad at Grand Central Station

Joe | 3/8/2007, 9:11 pm EST

U2 at the Blarney Stone

Andy | 3/8/2007, 12:28 pm EST

NOTHING about Ryan Adams is cool.

How about Gary Glitter playing the Boy Scout Jamboree???

lik roper | 3/8/2007, 11:38 am EST

THE FREEWILL EXPERIMENT

it all started long ago when ancient aliens enslaved the human race to (among other things) - a) mine gold in north africa needed to save their planet - and b) construct a global electromagnetic energy grid (the giza plateau in north africa; the mayan pyramids in south america; stonehenge in england; the rocks of carnac in france; the serpent mounds in north america; teotihuican in south america etc etc etc ) - gold perhaps inadvertenly and/or wrongfully turned into our modern money system (and our 8 trillion dollar national debt; the gold supply is finite - the human population is potentially infinite; do the math) because rumor has it that ingesting gold dust (and/or lack of pollution in the environment) was the key to the extended life spans of certain key biblical/historical figures (200+ years) - at the tower of babel; the human race was divided, given different languages; and sent in different directions to make them easier to control…

the various modern governments of the world (and the largely government-controlled mainstream media system) perhaps inadvertently took over the original divisive and controlling role of the aliens using modified ancient ‘atlantean’ ideologies and religions spawned from various extraterrestrial encounters; and the rest is history…

the aborigines are likely the last remnants of neanderthal; perhaps the original and/or aboriginal inhabitants of the earth; then came the ‘native’ americans from ‘the misty planet to the blue planet’ (according to comparative ancient ‘native’ american theological study); then the dogon tribe to south africa; the hebrews to the garden of E.DIN in ancient mesopotamia (now iraq); etc etc etc - the origin of the mayan race on the other hand - with their average 50% slower heartbeat than the rest of the human race, remain a mystery and could be ‘the missing link’ - there have been roughly 4-5 epochs of human existence on the earth during the last of the 50+ ice ages the earth has experienced, and varied DNA from those 4-5 epochs allegedly still exists mixed within the human race at large…

Westerberg for Pres. | 3/8/2007, 8:49 am EST

Replacement reunite for a one off gig at yo mammas house….everyone comes.

Sanchez | 3/8/2007, 8:41 am EST

Dave Matthews Band, Lucky Dube, Bunny Wailer, Burning Spear and the Antibalas Afro Beat playing Vic Falls in Zim. That would be sweet…

Royce | 3/8/2007, 8:26 am EST

The Grateful Dead already played a three night run at the Pyramids back in September 78.

I don’t think the Washington Monumunet is a wonder of the world, but with its clear phallic overtones, shouldn’t it be Steely Dan that plays there?

George Myers | 3/8/2007, 8:25 am EST

Savoy Brown (aka Foghat) last band at lunch concerts in the WTC Atrium invited back.

Yes at the Eiffel Tower

Who at the United Nations

dracula68 | 3/8/2007, 3:52 am EST

Concrete Blonde at The Great Wall Of China

The Seeds at The Hanging Gardens of Mesopotamia

Kate | 3/8/2007, 1:24 am EST

Radiohead at the Pyramids!

word | 3/7/2007, 8:45 pm EST

How about The Strokes at the Washingotn Monument?

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