When is Chinese Democracy coming out?

Other than that, I’d ask him for some of his pills and I’d thank him for all of his albums before Invincible.

When do you think your music turned shit? No really, when?

Didn’t you used to be black? I mean back in the day with the Jackson 5…when he actually looked normal. Now he is soft of gray…

I’d ask him what SPF his sunscreen is…

I’d ask him what it feels like to be so desperate and washed up that he has to charge people $3500 just to spend thirty seconds with him.

I’d ask him who his plastic butcher is.

Have you ever considered a contract with Mr. Potato Head?

I’d ask him what happened to the project he was doing with Lucy Diamonds?

I pour water on him and watch Michael melt.I would ask if he thinks he deserves a come back.Also, If he is the new spokes person for Silly Puddy.

I’d ask him why he didn’t save a little on the nose for his goblin like teeth.

Does Dubai have a more relaxed child rape laws than America?

No more talent? You trade in your fame for money? To have people tell you “thank you” for any inspiration you have caused in their lives… It’s an honor to have that and you charge money to those who wish to meet and thank you? You are disgusting as an artist, as a celebrity, as a human being.

FrankenMichael LIVES!!! It’s alive!

I would ask him for some Jesus Juice!

I would ask him to see Blanket, then grab the child thereby saving the child from the years of hell it would have to endure. I would then force him to wear a number of ridiculous masks.

Ching Chang Chung!!! Why so many nose-jobs???? Yoo look like ugly-geisha!!!

I’d ask him why there are so many f#cked up people (mostly hypocritical Americans) having nothing more to do all day then talking shit about him. You guys are pathetic! Get a life and maybe someday you can make $3500 every half minute, although I wouldn’t hold my breath. Start contributing instead of consuming, lowlifes!

Do me.

Leave him alone

How about giving me the $3,500. Meaning that I have to put up with you and your nutty family.

I’d ask him to do us all a favor by swallowing 2 bottles of sleeping pills. If ever there was a “celebrity” who should have plane trouble, it’s YOU Mr. Jackson.

OMG look at that pic RS put up!
man… thats too good… I love to see when rock/pop stars get too much money and fame and encouragement…

Don’t you owe Eddie Van Halen like a zillion dollars for that solo on the number one song from the number one selling album of all time? If he had gotten royalties maybe his crack induced coma wouldn’t be ending and he wouldn’t have to pretend to be touring again! BEAT IT LOSER!!! Or have a little boy do it for you… Just having a bit of fun MJ…

Is the big hand touching the little hand really bedtime at your house?

Who says “money wont buy you everything.” It sure worked for this low life maggot, scum of the earth ,didnt it. B.J., I mean M.J. dont stop looking over your shoulder, we’re watching.

Did your dada diddle you when you were young?

Hey michael what your next Face would be like,will you give an award if someone can guess?

I loved your Sister Lotaya on that VH1 reality cop show. She actually seems to be the only normal one.

michael es el mejor centante de
todos los tiempos. nos guste o no

is that pacifier in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

How about:

“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

2 things…

first I would ask him, ‘baby, who is your plastic surgeon so I don’t make an appointment because that beyotch sucks’

Second, I would take his kids away from him and give them to the mother of my uh…(being that im female, that’s just wrong…ah wait its kinda hot….) children, Angelina Jolie…She’s a damn good mom!!! Poor kids gotta wear Spidey masks all the time…that’s just not cool.

What artists or genres have you been listening to? And what is or are some of you favorite albums of 2006?

Good luck with your new material!! I can’t wait!

I don’t have time to waste on pedophiles unless I am attending an excution.

“You’ve got 1 minute to blow me: starting – now”.

Like me,did he think Boyz II Men was a delivery service?

Ever consider the Cobain solution for ending your miserable exsistence? If not, why not?

Whaddawaddawabit?

“Seen any good movies lately?”

If Jesus has forgiven us, then we as Christians (Christ llke people) should learn to forgive and allow people to live on.

when are you coming to haiti

wow…. talk about star struck :p

haha thats amazing.

What motivates you and keeps you so strong in the face of all the people who continue to misjudge, disrespect, abuse, mock, slander and ridicule you? You’re an inspiration.

Michael, you need help?

Can I borrow a dollar?

why did you have to go back for the second kid… i mean hell, wasn’t one kid screaming molestation good enough… did you really need to do the second one too?