What the hell is wrong with these Panic! At the Disco kids? This trailer from the band’s new video — for their song “Build God, Then We’ll Talk” (if you’re sixteen such titles seem way existential) essentially consists of a sheet-clutching porn star puckering up and miming sex while Brendon Urie screams “what a wonderful car-i-cature of intimacy.”
Guys, just because she’s wearing expensive panties and engaging in mimed fucking doesn’t make it arty. At first we thought of Panic! as a harmless group of unironic, self-obsessed, hormonal adolescents whose biggest sin was mistaking run on sentences for lyrics, but now we’re starting to think they might be more insidious than that.

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