Two early Picassos were recently stolen from the Paris apartment of the great artists’s granddaughter. Despite the monetary value, they’re said to be integral to understanding the short, bald Cubist (who was never called an asshole). In the ensuing panic, you’ve been hired to protect a similarly integral piece of great rock art or memorabilia. What is it, and what’s your weapon of choice?
Lunchtime Poll: In Which You Serve and Protect
3/2/07, 10:51 am EST
Comments
eilleen | 3/2/2007, 11:50 am EST
First!!
Francisco Valdes | 3/2/2007, 12:28 pm EST
Keith Moon’s Drumkit from “Live At Leeds”, My Weapon Of Choice: Keith Moon’s Ghost
lala | 3/2/2007, 12:29 pm EST
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lala | 3/2/2007, 12:30 pm EST
weapon of choice:courtney love
Hey, Hey, My, My | 3/2/2007, 12:35 pm EST
Hendrix’s 68 Woodstock Strat. Or Page’s ‘58 Les Paul.
Mick | 3/2/2007, 12:36 pm EST
Paul Simonon’s fractured bass
Weapon of choice: Paul Simonon
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Paul McCartneys Hofner Bass
Weapon on choice……Yoko Ono’s larynx.
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Anonymous | 3/2/2007, 1:51 pm EST
Slash’s top hat
Weapon: I’d beat people down with Steven Tyler’s lips.
charliemapleton | 3/2/2007, 2:06 pm EST
CODE NAME:Cupid Jones
BOSS:Fred Williamson
LOVE INTEREST(S):Beyonce,Keyshia Cole,or Pam Grier
GETAWAY:’75 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
MOVES:Streetfighting and Muay Thai
WEAPON(S):Tazer and Pocket Rocket(for the ladies)
PCL | 3/2/2007, 2:10 pm EST
Morrison’s bust from Pere LaChaise(sp?). Weapon, an empty Crown Royal bottle.
P.S. – Who has that thing anyway?
StevieG | 3/2/2007, 2:17 pm EST
Mama Cass’s ham sandwich; weapon of choice, Karen Carpenter’s skeleton.
broadwayij | 3/2/2007, 2:19 pm EST
trey’s guitar from phish
weapon of choice the helping phriendly book
charliemapleton | 3/2/2007, 2:20 pm EST
I am actually going for Miss Picasso’s recently captured assets(since this is the matter),but for the record regarding rock memorabilia,Lenny Kravitz’s guitars,Melyssa Ford’s panties(ah-hah!),and Billie Joe’s Ritalin(apparently that’s what keeps him wil’n out 24/7).
charliemapleton | 3/2/2007, 2:24 pm EST
…All in terms of looking out for those caertain possesions.If I had to guard Melyssa Ford’s number as well I wouldn’t mind that(laughs).
Davey Boy | 3/2/2007, 2:24 pm EST
Lemmy’s moles… Best defense, every Motorhead fan with Fire Fire playing in the background. Defense would be unnecessary though as just the thought of messing with Lemmy is enough to ward off the toughest of thieves.
Kirk | 3/2/2007, 4:35 pm EST
I would give my life for Lemmy´s moles!
Ishmael | 3/2/2007, 4:39 pm EST
A sample of Keith Richards’ DNA, so that scientists could determine the secret to eternal life.
It wouldn’t need a weapon. It could defend itself.
Hoyle | 3/2/2007, 4:52 pm EST
John Lennon’s custom Casino electric guitar from the white album.
M-16A2 Gov’t Carbine with a LOT of magazines
cobracommander | 3/2/2007, 6:27 pm EST
Freddy Mercury’s catsuit at the Hard Rock Cafe in Munich. weapon of choice: dynamite with a laser beam.
wickitpickit | 3/2/2007, 7:34 pm EST
Elton John’s oversized, glittery sunglasses and I would defend them with my unbeatable dragon-claw technique
flynnie | 3/2/2007, 8:57 pm EST
Johnny Ramone’s white Mosrite guitar
Dee Dee’s heroin
Brett | 3/2/2007, 11:17 pm EST
The wardrobe of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Weapon: Billy Shears
rockhead | 3/3/2007, 2:03 pm EST
the cut hair of the 4 members of metallica.
weapon of choice: the computer case of the napster creator.
nutnhoney | 3/3/2007, 3:10 pm EST
The rest of Jerry’s finger
Weapon of choice: Kenny G’s Christmas album
nycity cop | 3/4/2007, 3:35 pm EST
the master tape of eddie murphy’s “i want to party all the time.” defense: a dvd of pluto nash/norbit
Theodor Herzl | 3/4/2007, 6:45 pm EST
Hendrix’s plaster cast
weapon of choice: that club could defend itself
horrayforme | 3/4/2007, 7:45 pm EST
“Paul Simonon’s fractured bass
Weapon of choice: Paul Simonon”
i completely agree.
JEJE | 3/4/2007, 8:40 pm EST
anything of John Frusciantes
weapon of choice: Flea
KEITHMOON | 3/5/2007, 4:21 am EST
I am a Beatles fan so it would have to be a copy of banned Beatles “The Butcher” album cover: Yesterday and Today album from 1966.
Weapon of choice? Me
ryan | 3/5/2007, 4:59 pm EST
jerry garcia’s finger, trey’s heroin needle
Spencer | 3/6/2007, 3:43 am EST
Keith Moon’s “Pictures of Lily” drumset
Jimi Hendrix’s strat he used at Monterey Pop 1967
SRV’s “Number One”
Weapon of choice: take Liam Gallagher and put a camera around the person I want to steal something from… then see what happens.
kidinthebay | 3/6/2007, 1:06 pm EST
any green day song ever made
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Katie | 3/23/2007, 9:37 pm EST
jimi hendrix’s guitar…any of them
my weapon of choice- yet again, courtney love
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bad fast food
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A full body x-ray scan is an effective method of maintaining a high level of security
morgan 35 sail boat | 8/10/2007, 1:18 pm EST
A higher energy price is a sacrifice we have to make for cleaner fuels
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Encontra-se em discussao, em fase de especialidade, na Comissao de Educacao, Ciencia e Cultura, a Proposta de Lei 80/X, do Governo, que Aprova a Lei de Bases da Actividade Fisica e do Desporto. Concretizando o seu desejo de um maior dialogo com os cidadaos, a Comissao Parlamentar de Educacao, Ciencia e Cultura, deliberou colocar ate dia 30 de Setembro, esta iniciativa em debate publico, com o objectivo de recolher as propostas dos cidadaos que se interessam pelo Desporto e, deste modo, enriquecer o texto final.
book open store used | 8/12/2007, 7:17 pm EST
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. I just don’t have much to say right now, but so it goes. I’ve basically been doing nothing to speak of, but shrug. Today was a loss. I don’t care. That’s how it is.
sweet low candy | 8/14/2007, 8:13 am EST
More or less not much exciting happening today. I just don’t have anything to say. More or less nothing seems worth bothering with.
cat suit pic | 8/17/2007, 3:29 pm EST
I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been sitting around doing nothing. Today was a loss. I just don’t have much to say. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
homer simpsons dad | 8/22/2007, 1:04 am EST
Males should be allowed to go shirtless at home only – Or vary with places for another persuasive speech topic
casino gambling guide | 8/25/2007, 5:50 am EST
Children in … fill in the nation of your choice … are living better
bed frame poster | 8/26/2007, 12:08 am EST
Sex offenders should be, should not be castrated
antique auto glass | 8/26/2007, 5:47 pm EST
Help the homeless down the street and persuade them to look for work
buy condom age | 8/28/2007, 5:43 am EST
Buyers of guns must take gun-safety courses
add flower link send | 8/29/2007, 7:13 am EST
More or less not much exciting happening today. I just don’t have anything to say. More or less nothing seems worth bothering with.
acs loan student wachovia | 8/31/2007, 12:23 am EST
People should be allowed to go naked in certain recreational areas only – Or specify those areas and you have another persuasive speech topic
houston | 8/31/2007, 11:48 pm EST
Males should be allowed to go shirtless at home only – Or vary with places for another persuasive speech topic
cinema10 | 9/7/2007, 1:43 am EST
Pretty much nothing seems worth thinking about. Maybe tomorrow. My life’s been generally bland today. Such is life. I’ve just been sitting around doing nothing, but eh.
debtreductionadvice | 9/15/2007, 10:50 am EST
Not much on my mind right now. Today was a complete loss. So it goes. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but I guess it doesn’t bother me.
building greenville,greenville lumber material | 9/26/2007, 10:21 am EST
People are too strict on other people
Steve | 10/3/2007, 12:42 am EST
Al consumo critico antiracket lÒOscar della partecipazione civica
bab | 10/7/2007, 1:52 am EST
Babysitters younger than 16 years should be forbidden
milfseeker lauren | 1/4/2008, 9:03 pm EST
Hi, ich Suche jemanden der mir redaxo aufsetzt und bei der grafik implementierung und den addons hilft. Bezahlung nach absprache danke!
her first group sex | 1/13/2008, 1:45 pm EST
Uno spazio per dire la vostra sull’operato del governo e dell’opposizione.

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