The only good show on television now is Forensic Files

It’s a shame that Ari Motherfuckin’ Gold can’t be broadcast into every household in the nation. Why is it that US censorship standards are so strict? Shit, I’m in New Zealand right now and they say “fuck” on primetime TV every night. The also drop the C-bomb from time to time, and last time I checked the country hasn’t imploded from moral decay.

this sort of TV is changing the world as we know it…
not like the world was’nt filled with midless self-indulging fat blobs BEFORE reality tv.

TV is nothing but reality TV. That’s why the few shows like Criminal Minds, America’s Next Top Model, and Grey’s Anatomy are the sole escapes from the prison of staged crapfests.

i DONT have cable

yes. let’s turn television into a total whore house.

honesty, those shows id stay away from. id rather stare at a blank wall than watch 5 hours of tv. the only shows i do watch are pysch, monk, and criminal minds.

When you move out of your Mom’s basement you will start to understand that there is a large population in America that doesn’t have your incredible insight or intelligence. In order to keep these people, (and eventually you), shopping at Wal Mart and using the right deodorant, the networks need/have to serve up vacuous, mindless and soporific programming.
If everybody had your insight, who would you feel superior too? How would you obtain you self worth without being able to laugh at those who haven’t been gifted with such a large brain?
God forded that society should begin to grasp the inherent moral obligation to those under 21. Why not just show 24 hours of nothing but breasts on CBS? That way I could see both Katie and Couric! All day and all night Hooters on NBC? Prime time coochie and murder on ABC?
Didn’t cable actually prove how few people are actually gifted enough to create watchable TV?
HBO, Showtime and many other channels have just as much mindless baloney as anyone else. Pointing to the few successes they do have just drives the following point home: No matter what your mommy told you, not all your drawings, writings, play-doh creations or farts are a work of genius. Creativity is limited, very limited. Success isn’t. For pete’s sake, look how many really dumb rich people there are!
Here is today’s punch line: You’re fired! HA HA HA HA!

Gray’s Anatomy is idiotic and totally sucks, and I seem to be the only one who realizes it. The same thing happened when Will & Grace was so popular- I felt like I was taking crazy pills.

By the way, this whole “how to make TV better” premise seems like a throwaway from MAD Magazine, but not as funny

Yeah, what we need is more shows like Deadwood. Who needs a plot? Let’s just say the F word as much as humanly possible for an hour. People will eat it up(apparently, they do. this show is hugely popular. I found it repulsive).

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