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Britney’s Antics Grow Repetitive, Gerald Levert Finds Posthumous Success, Lily Allen Helps Girls

2/21/07, 2:38 pm EST

Britney Spears

  • We have interns erecting a Britney timeline bulletin board in our office, as we’re starting to require visual aids. Less than 24 hours after entering her second rehab facility in a week, Britney has reportedly split, eager to shave/tattoo/pierce something else, but she failed to locate an open tattoo parlor.
  • PLUS: Don’t miss our tour of Britney’s possible hair styles and an essay explaining why a Spears meltdown will always trump actual news.

  • Gerald Levert, former member of R&B groups LeVert and LSG, is finally seeing serious chart success, months after his death. The singer, songwriter and producer, who died of an accidental drug overdose last November 10th, secured the Number Two spot on this week’s charts with his last album In My Songs. The record sold 165,275 copies. Norah Jones earned the Number One spot in her second week on the charts with Not Too Late, which sold 210,861 copies this week. Fall Out Boy stayed afloat: Infinity on High scored the Number 5 spot, selling 118,747 copies.
  • See Lily Allen in concert, own dresses she approves. The snarky British pop tart, who enjoys pairing poofy vintage dresses with sneakers, has announced she’s designing her own fashion line called “Lily Loves.” (Bleh on the name).
  • You don’t have indie soul until you record/perform with strings. The Decemberists are clearly down with this rule, as they are reportedly performing at the Hollywood Bowl with the Los Angeles Philharmonic on July 7th. For an extra dose of potentially life-altering tear-jerking indie-ness, Band of Horses have been booked as the openers.

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Comments

MARIE | 2/23/2007, 2:10 pm EST

I DON’T SEE ANY BIG DEAL IF A WOMAN DECIDES TO BE A BARBER WITHOUT ANY TRAINING.THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WIGS OUT THERE.GOOD WAY TO SUPPORT ASIA CONTINENT

Joe | 2/22/2007, 6:17 pm EST

GOD she looks so f’ able in that picture; what a candidate for a dirty Sanchez…..

Bonogamy | 2/22/2007, 7:13 am EST

K-Fed wants the kids now!

V for Vendetta | 2/22/2007, 12:32 am EST

Do you trust me, Britney??

James | 2/22/2007, 12:04 am EST

Hurry up and die so Rolling Stone can stop running 5 articles a day on your joke of a career. Fuck off Britney.

just concerned | 2/21/2007, 9:53 pm EST

I cant help it. Ive never been a big fan of spears and Im not saying shes crazy or anything, but can the girl just go back south and lay low for awhile. if she doesnt rest shes going to be the next Anna Nicole Smith and will be dead in a year. For the love of god Britney, stay home and play with your kids and stop with booze.

Joe | 2/21/2007, 6:36 pm EST

Britney invented the Internet, but Jamie Lynn will RULE IT

lik roper | 2/21/2007, 5:26 pm EST

maybe britney’s the unabomber!?

M | 2/21/2007, 5:04 pm EST

She looks like an alien

baba o riley | 2/21/2007, 4:10 pm EST

lol, i havn’t thought about al gore’s crazy lock box in SO long.

Kool | 2/21/2007, 3:38 pm EST

Wanna join my Britney death pool?

Al Gore | 2/21/2007, 3:21 pm EST

lock box

Paris Hilton | 2/21/2007, 3:13 pm EST

bald is hot!

Skyline | 2/21/2007, 3:01 pm EST

Why is Rolling Stone so interested in Britney? Do they actually think that their readers listen to that garbage? I guess you could say the same thing about Fall Out Boy.

Please, the only reason I still read Rolling Stone is to catch which classic rocker recently died. All the good ones are leaving us.

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