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Lunchtime Poll: Keep Britney Weird

2/20/07, 11:53 am EST

Briney Heather
We are proud of Britney. In one Red Bull fueled moment of complete insanity she proved there’s a punk hiding somewhere under those formerly burdensome layers of chemically treated hair. The whole seedy tattoo parlor/hair salon visit reminded us of that scene in Empire Records, when Robin Tunney satisfies her need to self-mutilate by giving herself a cathartic buzz. What other anti-establishment, punk-rock-promoting, coming-of-age flicks should Britney watch to help keep her on the path towards creative juvenile delinquency?


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Moss | 2/20/2007, 12:02 pm EST

The Filth & The Fury

Scott P | 2/20/2007, 12:15 pm EST

The Clash: Westway to the World, so she can hopefully figure out what great music sounds like

Scott P | 2/20/2007, 12:16 pm EST

No wait, better yet, Hedwig and the Angry Inch! It’d be perfect, she can do her next tour as Hedwig, with the outrageous wigs and everything! Even I’d pay to see that!

myspace.com/15keys | 2/20/2007, 12:16 pm EST

Hmm Sid & Nancy
The Filth and The Fury
and to keep her away from her poppy days “Crossroads” I know if I had to watch it I’d want to shave my damn head

Eric | 2/20/2007, 12:48 pm EST

SLC Punk

Lobsters | 2/20/2007, 1:17 pm EST

I don’t think what’s going on with this young woman is very funny anymore. I remember when Nancy was dead, Sid obviously did it, and we all thought it was a fucking laugh riot. You kids will soon find out how amusing that kind of thing really is, if not with Spears, than with someone else for sure.

And now to lighten things up, how about a few Kurt Cobain jokes?

bilo | 2/20/2007, 1:25 pm EST

i love her more now then ever.

FAN | 2/20/2007, 2:26 pm EST

Why won’t you people leave her alone.an i’m talking to you too rolling stone. your just as bad as those trash tabloids

lik roper | 2/20/2007, 3:17 pm EST

maybe britney needs to hire a loud rock band like kelly C and rock out like AC/DC or something…i think she is just getting started, and now that she has made money, she should concentrate more on just making good art and statements…

tbone | 2/20/2007, 4:14 pm EST

Showgirls

harry | 2/20/2007, 4:21 pm EST

start doing some of Peaches songs.

seyff | 2/20/2007, 7:57 pm EST

since she already went lesbo, bout some hard porn???

wereallgonnadie | 2/20/2007, 11:09 pm EST

Based on the recent crotchless photos, the head buzz finally coordinated the collar with the cuffs. so why not suggest she get fixed up by those dips on What Not To Wear?

Taltos1667 | 2/21/2007, 7:57 am EST

Grooming Your Dog: Basic Haircuts
Gilligan’s Island: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
David Crosby – Almost Cut My Hair (Oooops! Too late)
Cub – Box of Hair
Brush – All Most Cut Your Hair/I Did Cut My Hair

Bob | 2/21/2007, 1:43 pm EST

Fuck yeah Britney…She’s checking out of rehab because she doesn’t need to be there…fuck i’d shave my head too! She’s saying “fuck fame”…good for her. Anyone would go nuts…for the first time I’ve ever seen, Britney is acting rationally!!!

charliemapleton | 2/21/2007, 7:09 pm EST

You know,I recently did an article for my magazine(Triczine)on the mutual chemistry between Britney & Paris entitled “Britney & Paris:Siamese Dream?”Due to the sudden twist of events-especially with Britney alone-I apparently should do another one entitled “Britney Spears:The Downward Spiral”.

jojo | 2/22/2007, 2:01 am EST

What britney did is the same as what the beatles did in their career or Cobain did with his life.Its rock and roll and fame is tiring, an illusion, they realize they are marketed like a can of soup. Go britney ! Go punk ! I knew it from the first time i saw you on mtv that your not a virgin anymore.Justin? wanna say somthing?

This keeps me awake in class | 2/22/2007, 12:14 pm EST

Rock ‘n roll high school. She could learn a thing or two about being punk from Riff Randle.

Beth | 2/22/2007, 3:23 pm EST

For the first time, I actually think Britney Spears is cool. She should use this to kick off a new career as a REAL artist.

BenLantern | 2/22/2007, 10:42 pm EST

I think we are all watching a live action Pink Floyd the Wall in progress.

Jeremy | 2/24/2007, 7:11 am EST

Decline of Western Civilization. We already had a Keith Morris/Debbie Gibson duet, how about Britney and Lee Ving?

Martin | 2/24/2007, 1:41 pm EST

That penultimate John Hughes teenage angst-fest “The Breakfast Club”.

ouyuoohi | 2/24/2007, 2:14 pm EST

Porn. Nastier the better. Lots of it.

Katie | 3/23/2007, 10:47 pm EST

Detroit Rock City…she should watch it and emulate the characters defiant rebelways…then become a real artist…hopefully, we’ll eventually think of oops!i did it again as just oops, my bad

Robert A. Zimmerman | 4/13/2007, 4:52 pm EST

“Eraserhead”

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