Sentence most likely to be overused in 2007: “Britney enters rehab.” After a whirlwind week, which included an ill-fated trip to the ironically named Crossroad’s rehab facility in Antigua, the acquisition of two new tattoos and a clean head shave, and several raucous evenings out, Britney is apparently back on the wagon.
Today, Spears’ representative Larry Rudolph announced that the hairless pop star has entered another facility. “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today,” Rudolph reportedly said. “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Let’s hope it’s a legit clinic, and not one of those combo rehab/spa resorts spitting distance from Hyde.
Check out our make-your-own-punk-rock-Britney photo gallery, and educate yourself with ace political writer Matt Taibbi’s enticing piece “Medicare vs. Britney,” which looks at “why a brainless Mouseketeer gets more ink than the federal budget.” Hot.

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