Guest- Iggy Pop

Topic- The Indianapolis Colts winning the SuperBowl, because that will never get old.

HOT TOPIC: ‘the sex lives of armadillos’ – ‘handy douching tips’ – ’should toilet paper ultimately be recycled?’ – ‘the pros and cons of penis-mounted vagina cams’ etc…

I’d fire O’Donnell AND Behar and for a guest I’d book Jerry Lewis so he could wear funny false teeth and fall off of his chair. Or maybe Iggy Pop. Remember when he was a guest on the Dinah Shore show?

I hear enough bickering while going through my daily routine. I don’t find it necessary to waste an hour of my precious time tuning into a television program to here all of the banter.
I’m pretty sure they could do us all a favor and take ‘em off the air.

Forget about “hot topics” and just get The Police in every TV show.

dave grohl.. his nirvana days

HOPE SHE GETS COLON CANCER!

K-Fed and his pit bull.

i would fire rosie…she is filth..if i could chose one person to fall and get really hurt it would be rosey and her extremely fat ass..i would fry her in boiling oil and feed her to a pack of hungry stray dogs

i would take time out of my day to eat rosey alive with a plastic fork if it meant that no one ever had to see her or deal with her ever again.

I have never seen a more worthless waste of ten tonnes of raw sewage than rosie o’donnell. What does she do? She isn’t funny, she’s mean in a genuinely malicious way and she can’t sing or act!

I’d replace the hags on The View with Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney’s gay daughter, Ted Haggard and Susan Sarandon, with the topic being whether or not Katrina is god’s punishment for homosexuality and abortion. That would still be better than anything with rosie.

I’d get Noel Gallagher. Brit Awards + Stop the Clocks + New album sometime.

And yeah, fire Rosie.

I’d definitely keep Rosie coz she’s the most interesting thing about that show. I’d love to have that jackhole Trump on so all the women (hosts & audience) could tar & feather him, then draw & quarter him, then roast his fat pimpled ass on a spit & pick his bloated fugly head down to the bone. “TODAY LIVE ON THE VIEW, we have the Donald for lunch!” Ratings & Emmy Gold!!!!

anton newcombe. they’d talk about the thai coup

Let’s have Paris Hilton on the show and then have the audience made up of mothers whose tweenage daughters dress like sluts because of The Simple Life or one of Paris’s other panties-optional media ventures. Oh, and make it a Q&A. We’d get to see the human praying mantis yelled at, finally, for her disgusting behavior.

God why are people so stupid. And, yes, I am aware that I am a person.

umm some of those comments are ridiculous, but in all honesty i think that dita von teese would be a great co host and pretty much the model deal, with the “too skinny” which i think is ridiculous. but i’m not on “the View ” so i’m not getting into it.

Mmmmm. Dita indeed. In a rubber bondage outfit. Licking whipped-cream off Rosie O’Donnell. Rosie wearing nothing but a ball-gag and handcuffs. The remaining “The View” panel members hogtied to their chairs. Dressed as snow-cones. I’d pay to see that …

guest- Paris Hilton
Topic- HOw many STD’s is it possible for one human to get