Reznor and “I Like the Taste of Your Vag”

Iggy Pop – Bleed Me Dry, Bitch

Elvis Costello – I was a hipster before it was hip, thats why I bit your lip

Trent Reznor already wrote it, its called “Closer”

kanye and it’s called “(ain’t nothing better than) e.l.i.z.a.b.e.t.h. g.o.o.d.m.a.n.”

Ryan Adams – Sober me up and sit me down. Because he’ll have the song done in like 10 minutes, and probably write a few extras for good measure, and then he’ll never put the song on an official album, so it’ll really be a song just for me and my girl

Definitely Elvis Costello and it would be called… “Why Does Your Heart Ring True?”

Ryan Adams – Drunk Hearted Love or something to that effect

I agree with Kurt, I know Ryan would be able to punch out a whole album by the end of the card game.

Trent Reznor, and it’s called “After The Great Below My Heart’s In A Warm Place, Right Where It Belongs”

I’d get Beyonce to write . . . Well, I’m kidding, of course.

Given that Elvis Costello has already written songs like “Alison” and “She,” I’m thinking he’s one of the best love song writers in the world of rock. As far as the title, I’d leave it to his discretion.

IGGY !” I love peanut butter and blood.” He is still the man, just not puking as much.

Trent Reznor – Sounds Of A Still Beating Heart (A Love Song)

bob dylan would write and the title would be: “You Really Should Suck Josh’s Penis”

I’d get Iggy Pop and Trent Reznor to do a “hot callabo” and write the Valentine’s day classic “I Want to F*ck You Like Your Dog.”

motorcycle .- iggy

why is vince neil in the picture up there? anyway, i would make ryan adams duet with me on “to all the girls i loved before” while iggy and elv double-stuff tag-teamed beyonce.

no songs! pay up buckos!

(double-stuff tag-teamed!? – jill hives, you little slut!)

TLC(if Left Eye was still alive)singing “Baby,Baby,Baby”-just one of the most charming,endearing love songs ever.Hopefully the late,great,and gorgeous Miss Lopes doesn’t trip and throw over the poker table(a la “Red Light Special” Video)Oh yeah,and Remy Ma spittin’ “Feels So Good” to me.She’s just as sleek and seductive as her lyrics,plus i’ve seen her hold it down on “Hip Hop Hold ‘Em”.It’s plain to see she is game redefined.

Trent? Elvis?? Iggy??? Forget those fugly losers…. I’d get the adorably cuddly Clay Aiken to sing me his special ad-libbed Candy Heart Song as seen on Jimmy Kimmel. We could call it “Let’s Give ‘Em Somethin’ To Talk About, Let’s Get It On, & Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?” That would kick Anna Nicole off the top of the gossip blogs/tabloid rags/infotainment shows! And if any of you gals question my choice, take a look at the size of that boy’s feet, hands, ears, etc, why don’t ya???

None of those!

Sufjan Stevens, singing “To Be Alone With You,” would make the Valentine’s Day of virtually anyone I know totally amazing, even though it’s not really a love song and in fact kind of creepy.

Madonna will write the song…haha just like the other person said, i am kidding of course.

Kings of Leon – Extinga Mi Phallus del Fuego

I would colloborate with steven tyler. We’d sit in the studio for 19 hours doing 12 step work together and waiting for the inspiration to shoe up; just when we grow impatient and frustrated, it finally does and we write an epic, soaring balled that goes on to become a #1 world-wide hit. Since I don’t have a girlfriend, I spend the next year telling every girl i know and meet that they were the inspiration. I marry a gold digger with no prenup, she sucks me dry and leaves me for dead. Vh1 behind the music buys my story and gets me out of debt. I end up back where I started, except with one-hit-wonder status.

id have elvis costello sing wedding song…that would be amusing