where was this person when i was sitting through 6 hours of LOTR?

only losers refer to the lord of the rings as “LOTR”, buhahahahaha

im a GAY

there’s only one Return, and it’s of the Jedi, not the King

umm these are all really lame? are they supposed to be funny?

VERYYYY LAME!!!

christ there’s five seconds of my life i’ll never get back.

I like the back to the future one, and the matrix is pretty good. I’m glad someone attempted to shorten LotR RotK (christ, even the name is fucking long), but it wasn’t all that funny.

Wow, I thought these would be funny, but what a let down. Just random lines from the movies…

no time – gotta go to the next web page…

A comedian named Gary Muledeer did the same thing way better on “Don Kirschner’s Rock Concert” back in the Seventies. And where is he now? Probably doing “Cell Phone” jokes on some cruise ship.