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Baddest Svengalis Throughout History

2/14/07, 2:33 pm EST

anna nicole smith howard k sternRumors are afoot that Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer/lover Howard K. Stern might’ve been responsible for the buxom broad’s death. (Some are alleging that it was Stern who kept Smith fully supplied with a pharmacy’s worth of drugs and ensured her eternally blotto condition). Obviously at this early stage, it’s all just speculation. But certainly anyone who’s followed the career of the doomed centerfold even peripherally has noticed Stern’s steadily increasing grip on Smith’s life. It got us thinking about other Svengalis throughout history, and where this dude falls on the continuum of Most Villainous Puppetmasters. Here’s our compendium of Dr. Evils. Who else should be on this list?

  • Rasputin, burly advisor to Tsar Nicholas II
  • Dr. Eugene Landy, power-hungry “psychologist to the stars,” former manager for Brian Wilson
  • Lou Pearlman, the man behind Backstreet Boys and ‘NSync, among other pre-fab pop bands
  • Phil Spector, follicular anomaly and Ronettes mastermind, currently standing trial for murder
  • Joe Simpson, ear-stud-sporting pastor and father/manager of the Simpson sisters; regularly comments on his daughters’ breasts in public

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Janie Jones | 2/14/2007, 2:39 pm EST

My vote’s for Malcolm McLaren. Rumor has it (and by “rumor,” I mean “Johnny Rotten”) that he kept Sid Vicious on the smack, he separated Adam from his Ants, he had 15-year-old Annabella Lwin (I think I’m getting the name right) pose nude for an album cover, and he also attempted to write a musical about children having lots and lots of sex. And there are other things too, but it’s been a couple of years since I read his biography.

Bryan | 2/14/2007, 2:49 pm EST

Tommy Mottola

Jess | 2/14/2007, 2:50 pm EST

Clive Davis- His strong-hold on Whitney is still present nearly 25 years into her career.

ShakeyDeal | 2/14/2007, 2:59 pm EST

Yoko Ono

jill hives | 2/14/2007, 3:05 pm EST

elvis’s manager, colonel sanders or whatever. heard he was a real d-i-c-k.

Jason Cunningham | 2/14/2007, 3:35 pm EST

You have to put the Colonel there. The William Morris agency gave him his own office for fear he would take Elvis away.

ed | 2/14/2007, 3:42 pm EST

Papa Joe Jackson

atomx | 2/14/2007, 4:24 pm EST

Ike Turner

batfink | 2/14/2007, 4:34 pm EST

Backstreet Boys and N’Sync are pre-fab pop bands? I’m sure you didn’t figure it out today… You had them on your cover, remember? I thought RS was about rock and roll. This comes to show what a sell-out you’ve become. Shame on you, RS!!!

Lindsay | 2/14/2007, 4:40 pm EST

Perez Hilton

white | 2/14/2007, 4:46 pm EST

what about albert grossman?

Justin | 2/14/2007, 4:48 pm EST

Don King. Mike Tyson is no saint, but he is a very bad man. Maybe he got it from those four years he was in prison for Manslaughter!!!

jb | 2/14/2007, 4:48 pm EST

Eugene Landy???!!! Wasnt he the one at least responsible for helping B. Wilson get past his deamons enough and pretty much save his life…..not to mention he’s part of the reason Wilson got the courage to re-record Smile…which means he is OK by me.

Tanya | 2/14/2007, 4:50 pm EST

Joe Jackson

GhostofTomWaits | 2/14/2007, 5:10 pm EST

Who else but the svengali of the folk movement, |Albert Grossman.

He was double dipping into all his clients earnings

Geoff | 2/14/2007, 5:13 pm EST

Allen Klein

Jeff D | 2/14/2007, 5:13 pm EST

Dr. Lantry was not Brian Wilson’s savior – he was a leech who kept him drugged and actually took songwriting credits on some of Brian’s work. His his medical license was revoked and deservedly so.

Adam | 2/14/2007, 5:23 pm EST

the colonel!

yeaaaaaaaastan | 2/14/2007, 5:46 pm EST

what about basically every record label that forces artists to make a certain kind of music or image just to push units…. oh, and courtney love

Piercing Obsidian | 2/14/2007, 5:50 pm EST

I think that time will show that Simon Cowel is a big svengalli

KevinJ | 2/14/2007, 6:19 pm EST

Not long after Brian Wilson’s family finally kicked “Dr.” Eugene Landy out of Wilson’s life, Landy ran & hid with his stolen goods in Hawaii, where I had the displeasure of working for him… took me a few weeks to realize who he was, but once I did, it all made sense… Landy was an Evil, Mean and Nasty man, not to be pitied. To know him was to loathe him. May he rest in Piss.

josh | 2/14/2007, 6:36 pm EST

Karl Rove

Matt | 2/14/2007, 6:56 pm EST

yoko ono

wickitpickit | 2/14/2007, 8:42 pm EST

pete wentz

Dude | 2/14/2007, 9:10 pm EST

Um, Axl Rose?

lik roper | 2/14/2007, 9:18 pm EST

doctor roberts by the beatles

lik roper | 2/14/2007, 9:19 pm EST

what about the FDA?…

parisexposed | 2/15/2007, 2:46 am EST

yoko ono no doubt

Chris L | 2/15/2007, 4:17 am EST

Berry Gordy….in charge of making some of the best records ever, ripped everyone off, had the best stable of stars ever i.e. stevie,marvin, the supremes, smokey,the temptations etc… paid them wages.

Spencer | 2/15/2007, 4:17 am EST

Yoko Ono and Malcolm McLaren

Dr. Ralph | 2/15/2007, 8:58 am EST

Yoko. And what’s this shit review about her underrated talent in your magazine? Underrated? The bitch sounds like a mouse with a telephone pole up it’s ass. Have a nice day.

mikeky | 2/15/2007, 10:55 am EST

me.

Taltos1667 | 2/15/2007, 1:05 pm EST

Brian Epstein. Besides The Beatles, he also had Gerry & The Pacemakers and Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas, The Fourmost and Cilla Black in his stable.

svicious | 2/15/2007, 3:25 pm EST

Curt Davenport

suzynonsense | 6/28/2007, 3:04 pm EST

If were not only talking musical svengali(s)….my vote is for Karl Rove! He makes Yoko Ono, Colonel Sanders and that beach boys guy look like Muppet Babies after a long nap!

I’m thinking Phil Spector qualifies! Remember how he controlled (held hostage) Ronnie Spector?

Charlie | 7/12/2007, 11:29 am EST

You have only seen the tip of the iceberg with Papa Lou. Once you begin to get the full picture of his records of using the court and using young boys ever gets told. You have no idea what a monster this man is and how many people and families he has destroyed

Pimyuumb | 7/13/2009, 9:20 pm EST

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