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Arcade Fire Announce North American Tour, Queen Latifah to Adopt?

2/13/07, 9:14 am EST

Arcade Fire

  • Arcade Fire have announced dates for their (still fairly limited) North American tour behind Neon Bible. “Leave the kids wanting more” seems to be their credo on this puppy.
  • Queen Latifah says she wants to adopt, but unlike Brangelina and Madge, she won’t be heading overseas to do it, opting instead to “help a kid in the hood.” According to the Queen, eighteen lucky (?) American rugrats will soon have a place in her palace.
  • Clearly Vanilla Ice has neither been watching “The White Rapper Show,” nor has he been paying attention to the career of Kevin Federline: In a bid to kick-start his comeback, the alabaster MC is teaming with tax company TurboTax to host a contest awarding amateur rappers with the best tax-themed rhyme $25,000. To get the party started, Ice will drop science about his own tax-filing experiences. What rhymes with “retarded”?
  • Wanna feel culturally edified without abandoning your rock & roll cred? Head to the Mandrake in L.A. where a Melvins-centric art exhibition featuring thirty artists will open on February 17th. Yes, you can wear jeans and Chucks.
  • Does this man ever sleep? The hugely prolific Rufus Wainwright has announced that he’ll be releasing a new album, Release the Stars, in May. Pet Shop Boy Neil Tennant is producing, and there will be guest spots from Richard Thompson and Joan Wasser.
  • Chicago emcee and Kanye consort Rhymefest, is “70 percent done” with the follow-up to his critically lauded effort Blue Collar. The disc, tentatively titled El Che, will feature contributions from Mr. West, DJ Premier, and Kelis. And in a move that could prove to be either completely disastrous or really effing cool, the rapper says that rather than touring behind the album, he’ll be performing and producing it as a hip-hop musical. Hmmm.

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Stuporfly | 2/13/2007, 10:00 am EST

Can we just excise the word ‘overrated’ from our lexicon altogether and replace it with ‘Arcade Fire’?

For example: Thom Yorke’s bleepy-bloopy solo album? So fucking Arcade Fire.

Grant | 2/13/2007, 10:52 am EST

Rufus doesn’t sleep… it’s all the meth.

Evan | 2/13/2007, 10:53 am EST

can we just excise the word ‘awesome’ from our lexicon altogether and replace it with ‘Arcade Fire’?

For example: Neone Bible? So fucking Arcade Fire.

Den | 2/13/2007, 10:54 am EST

Vanilla Ice iz da shit homeh

baba o riley | 2/13/2007, 10:59 am EST

i’ve actually heard the new album in its entirety and it’s quite good, imo.

Larry | 2/13/2007, 11:13 am EST

Dear Stuporfly,
It’s OK that you don’t like Arcade Fire. That’s expected from fans of Jessica Simpson.

B P | 2/13/2007, 11:34 am EST

Neon Bible is a little weak. Still, Intervention and Black Mirror are al right..

john denver sucks | 2/13/2007, 11:43 am EST

stuporfly, if the music is above you, you have no room to critique.

Stuporfly | 2/13/2007, 11:57 am EST

Gee, Larry. You really cut me to the quick. What a wit!

Larry | 2/13/2007, 12:27 pm EST

My balls smell like limburger.

ljs with love... | 2/13/2007, 12:28 pm EST

my money is on queen latifah making that living situation a reality television show. it’ll continue the legacy of exploiting kids from ‘the hood’in order to make money. bravo!

Lobsters | 2/13/2007, 1:10 pm EST

Hhhmmm, Arcade Fire, Rufus Wainright . . . Good thing Queen Latifah showed up to butch things up a bit.

Stuporfly fan | 2/13/2007, 1:24 pm EST

funny post dude!!!!

Andy | 2/13/2007, 2:00 pm EST

Stuporfly is dead on. You’d think with 17 members in the band, ONE of them would have some talent. Turns out, you’d be wrong.

They suck.

Matt | 2/13/2007, 2:41 pm EST

Hopefully, Rolling Stone will actually review Rhymefest’s new album when it comes out. They didn’t even bother with his debut, and then put it in their top 50 of the year. They were one of many that completely ignored it when it came out, and I’m not sure why.

Ender | 2/13/2007, 2:46 pm EST

Stuporfly, what would you consider brilliant but not overrated?

In my opinion, Thom Yorke’s solo album may not be to your taste but it is certainly not overrated.

I have also heard Arcade Fire’s Neon Bible in its entirety and after a few lessons, I would be surprised to hear one argue it is overrated.

Ender | 2/13/2007, 2:47 pm EST

Sorry I meant listens, not lessons…

Stuporfly | 2/13/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Ender,

Naturally it’s based on opinion. There are people who think the Beatles are overrated, and I personally think that’s crazy. It doesn’t make me right or wrong, either. It’s all just one loudmouth’s opinion stood up next to another’s.

Given the sheer volume of hype surrounding both the Arcade Fire and Thom Yorke/Radiohead, I’m not personally convinced by the music that it’s warranted. In the case of the Arcade Fire, it’s not even that the woman with the long gloves and the thorazine stare bugs me either.

In my opinion, Radiohead have been praised to the point where Thom Yorke could filter a fart through a synthesizer – as he likely did on his solo joint – and it would be hailed as another work of genius. I actually used to like a bit of Radiohead, though their collective decision to abandon songwriting in favor of that ambient Kid A folderol isn’t my cup of tea.

I haven’t listened to the Arcade Fire’s new material primarily because the old stuff didn’t really do it for me. I’m the type of Difficult Dave who prefers their pals Wolf Parade eight days a week anyway. Maybe I’ll hear the new jack shit, and it’ll make me go buy a vest and a old timey-hat and join the Arcade Fire Army. Stranger things have happened.

I certainly won’t hold critical praise against anyone when I agree with it, but isn’t that true of anyone?

Sunny | 2/13/2007, 6:05 pm EST

I can’t believe I’m going to admit this but Vanilla Ice was the first concert I ever went to……I’m still blind in one eye from his flashy pants.

“Hallelujah Holla Back!”

Ender | 2/13/2007, 8:24 pm EST

Stuporfly, I agree with you on Wolf Parade 100%…

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