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Trey Speaks: Drugs, Rehab and Phish Reunion Rumors

2/8/07, 3:55 pm EST

A packed house of jam band acolytes — sporting the patchwork garb and unkempt hair of the genre’s early Nineties heyday — hooted and cheered their way through Rolling Stone scribe Anthony DeCurtis’ interview with erstwhile Phish frontman Trey Anastasio at the 92nd Street Y in Manhattan last night. On the forefront of everyone’s mind was a topic that, as DeCurtis explained, was “for legal reasons” only mentioned off-hand…at least fifty times: Anastasio’s recent arrest for drug possession. (He’s currently facing felony charges, and could face jail time if convicted.)

Phans were treated to a different Trey last night — less rock star, more humble musician. Massaging his fingers nervously, he discussed his struggle with narcotics, and his relief at having to face his addiction. (He confirmed he had actually thanked the arresting officer.) Thinking that he could fix the problem himself, he explained, was at the root of the problem.

DeCurtis introduced Anastasio by reading an excerpt from an interview he’d conducted with the singer just before Phish broke up in 2004. In it, Anastasio described his relationship with his music — how he saw it as a reflection of the natural world and his role as the conduit. Among his confessions last night, Anastasio admitted he had lost sight of that feeling in recent years and is only now beginning to find it again. But that hasn’t stopped him from writing new songs.

When DeCurtis gestured at the acoustic guitar resting on the stage beside Anastasio mid-interview, he played cuts from both of his post-Phish solo albums: the quiet “Wherever You Find It” and “A Case of Ice and Snow,” which he described as “letters to my fans.” Both ballads exuded a somber quietude as Anastasio’s voice reached for high notes, the pain and regret in his throat contrasting with powerful chords plucked on the guitar.

During the second half of the evening, DeCurtis asked questions from the audience. The first concerned the jam band phenomenon and its wide-ranging appeal, to which Anastasio responded that every genre of music fits in its own time period, and never sounds quite right anywhere else: “Swing will never sound as good as it did in the ’40s,” he said. Phish, he explained, was counter-culture and outside the system — exactly when people needed it.

Finally, the inevitable question: Are there plans for a Phish reunion? Anastasio’s response was guarded. But to the audience’s delight, he said that if he were to find himself onstage with his three former bandmates, “I would be the happiest person in the world.” In the meantime he says he hopes to do more work with the Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh.

The evening ended with one final performance of Phish’s “Pebbles and Marbles.” As the near-flawless performance concluded, a rapt DeCurtis paused to thank Anastasio — a remark drowned under thunderous applause.


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Skullfreak | 2/8/2007, 4:22 pm EST

Phish suck. Bunch of doped up losers. Cut your hair.

Jake Burns | 2/8/2007, 4:30 pm EST

Phish suck

YA PHISH! | 2/8/2007, 4:33 pm EST

YA PHISH!

punchuintheye | 2/8/2007, 4:35 pm EST

i’d love it if trey toured with phil again, but if phish got back together i would die of happiness

trey owns

ryan | 2/8/2007, 4:39 pm EST

GOGOGOGO PHISH

Josh | 2/8/2007, 4:40 pm EST

When do we get to read the full conversation?

jill hives | 2/8/2007, 4:41 pm EST

i don’t really listen to phish, but he seems like a cool guy.
i hope he doesn’t go to jail.

KON | 2/8/2007, 4:42 pm EST

Trey krushed Pebbles and Marbles like I krush kalzones!!!

DAHV | 2/8/2007, 4:44 pm EST

Security was mad trippin on me when they caught me sippin on my Shirley Temple.

Yossarian | 2/8/2007, 4:48 pm EST

Yeah, security sucked. They wouldnt let me jump off the balcony during my fit of joy.

DrT | 2/8/2007, 4:50 pm EST

What’s up PT?

Anna Nicole Smith | 2/8/2007, 4:51 pm EST

I miss you Trey. I can’t live without you.

yossarian | 2/8/2007, 4:51 pm EST

if the venue had a balcony, i would’ve jumped off of it in delight :)

Anna Nicole = the New Prince | 2/8/2007, 4:52 pm EST

Nice work Trey.

stinkfoot | 2/8/2007, 4:52 pm EST

more coming…

Adam | 2/8/2007, 4:53 pm EST

I was there last night and it was truly something special…a totally different side of Trey. It’s good that he went to rehab and that there may be Phish again one day. The 3 songs he played were great!

Lil Connor Peterson | 2/8/2007, 4:53 pm EST

GLUB…GLUB,,,,

tombkingisalive | 2/8/2007, 4:55 pm EST

gas bongs for everyone tonite

DanZbassman | 2/8/2007, 4:55 pm EST

I hope Trey is able to get his drug abuse under control. Sounds like he’s starting out on that path.

And of course I’d go ANYWHERE to see a Phish reunion! I only got to see them about 10-12 times, but each time was like magic. I’ve never felt so happy and joyfull as at a Phish concert.

DrT | 2/8/2007, 4:56 pm EST

“porting the patchwork garb and unkempt hair of the genre’s early Nineties” Whoa, it’s not the early 90s? ::feeds malnutritioned dog::

WARNING, everyone MUST READ!!! | 2/8/2007, 4:56 pm EST

I must say folks last night was the most intense night of my life. I was released from the hospital this morning, the doctor said i was lucky to be alive. With furthur tests i might have suffered slight brain damage, the doctors are at this moment unsure.
Yesterday me and a few buddies decided to drop acid, and during our trip we decide to smoke bowls. We were having a great time up until my friend said “hey i heard on a phish board that if you put gasoline in the bong it will get you way faded.” So being the stupid ass stonner that i am, i decided to indulge. We went to the local Chevron and put in $1 of premuium with techron into my 3 foot roor. I took the first hit. At first i felt really dizzy, i started vomiting, and then i passed out. That night i woke up in the hospital with the worst headache i have ever had. Needless to say i am luck to be alive.

I must warn everyone to never try anything like this again. I realize i have a slight drug problem and i am now enrolled in a treatment center. If i can give anyone advice it would be to never try anything that is out of the ordinary, no strage drug combos. BE SAFE OUT THERE PEOPLE!

DrT | 2/8/2007, 5:00 pm EST

Did they serve fruitcups last night?

FLUFF87 | 2/8/2007, 5:02 pm EST

YO wut up my hommie Tray. I hope yous get happy and healthy yo. Be safe son and hope for a Miami piper at the reunion. I will put a sausage on the bunk grille for you dog.

Prince | 2/8/2007, 5:03 pm EST

I challenge Trey to a guitar duel to decide who owns more faces.

(PS – That really was my wang behind the sheet on Sunday.)

Judy Tenuta | 2/8/2007, 5:05 pm EST

I was there too!! One of the most informative experiences of my life. I left walking a little lighter in my loafers, knowing I wasnt alone! Just being there made me more of a person. I could die today and be completly content.

And who wouldve known Prince would come out and the two of them would tear up a version of “Your Body is a Wonderland”. Magic!!!!

Mike Gordon | 2/8/2007, 5:05 pm EST

12/m looking for 8-12/f

thebadlieutenant | 2/8/2007, 5:06 pm EST

pass the mayo would ya

Peacegirl | 2/8/2007, 5:07 pm EST

::takes picture of self 1 inch away from face::

happytails | 2/8/2007, 5:07 pm EST

::feeds malnutritioned dog::

very funny^^

thebadlieutenant | 2/8/2007, 5:08 pm EST

HELP!!! I FEDEN MY DOG ACID!!!

SNEED | 2/8/2007, 5:09 pm EST

Don’t forget about my new album droppin this spring.

happytails | 2/8/2007, 5:09 pm EST

chongg is jackstraw!?!

::smacks self in forehead::

Jasonp | 2/8/2007, 5:09 pm EST

Phantasy Tour losers! Back to your holes! ::cracks whip::

You all know you’re not allowed out in the day time!

Coventrey | 2/8/2007, 5:11 pm EST

Rotation anyone?

Cold blooded | 2/8/2007, 5:12 pm EST

i think it’s sad that all of you have nothing better to do than regurgitate the same schtick you use on PT, elsewhere on the internet.

get a fucking life people.

InTheBlimpAlot | 2/8/2007, 5:14 pm EST

“I just did whatever Page told me to do”

:::throws cup::::

Coventrey | 2/8/2007, 5:14 pm EST

I’ve noticed alot of people are coming out on this page. Might as well, too. Yep, I’m gay.

PGlace | 2/8/2007, 5:15 pm EST

STOP IT EVERYONE!!! GO BACK TO THE GREEN!

thebadlieutenant | 2/8/2007, 5:15 pm EST

matisyahu isn’t jewish. he isn’t circumsized, at least that’s what trey told me.

Kang | 2/8/2007, 5:16 pm EST

PLEASE have sex with me TREY

BOUNCINJAMS | 2/8/2007, 5:17 pm EST

PHISH RETURN ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT!!>>

Anonymous | 2/8/2007, 5:17 pm EST

PEEP PGLACE AND HIS GREED!!! SO SAD. GET WELL SOON TRAY

~BOSSVEGAS

David_Scrote | 2/8/2007, 5:18 pm EST

im gunna do mesc brah!

mcohan | 2/8/2007, 5:18 pm EST

howdy howdy partners!!

DavidScrote | 2/8/2007, 5:19 pm EST

im gonna do mesc brah!

KingCharles | 2/8/2007, 5:19 pm EST

Prince would have done this interview much better. Prince = Greatest Interview Ever.

Jerry Garcia | 2/8/2007, 5:19 pm EST

The internet broke up this wonderful band that is: The Phish.

Lawn Boy | 2/8/2007, 5:20 pm EST

When Trey sings “Shine” it makes wanna ooooo-ooooh!

fredsavage | 2/8/2007, 5:20 pm EST

I WAS AT THE 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW IN BOSTON!! DID ANYONE SEE ME?? DID ANYONE SEE ME

Page | 2/8/2007, 5:20 pm EST

mmmmmm….sandwich.

lik roper | 2/8/2007, 5:21 pm EST

maybe medicinal marijuana will heal trey…

Kynd Kate | 2/8/2007, 5:22 pm EST

Can I get attention over here too?!?

rollingstpwn3d | 2/8/2007, 5:22 pm EST

Trey is gonna be my cellbitch in the clink. I will horse whisper sweet nothings like “play fluffhead” and “there is no trey, only do” for all the phans. I’ll scare him straight so he stops writing those garbage songs you hear over the supermarket pa systems. There is no I in SUXORS — sack up trey

TOMBKING | 2/8/2007, 5:22 pm EST

Quitting this board, bring on the flames!!!!

Yes, I am more of a lurker than a poster, but the immaturity and rudeness has gotten out of hand. The frequent visitors to this board seem to be more of the mind to show just how cool they are by ripping on everyone in sight or making up stuff to piss people off. I will follow this thread and bid farewell forever. You may begin flaming me now, as that seems to be what most of you are good at. So long.

Qhabat will rise again.

Jen_X9 | 2/8/2007, 5:23 pm EST

::rips gas bong::

::shines on!::

Board Rumors | 2/8/2007, 5:24 pm EST

[12.23.05]Update: The Phish organization has reserved a series of dates in venues along the east coast during fall of 2006, dates on which it is hoped Phish will return to play a small number of shows. Names mentioned thus far include both the Spectrum as well as New York’s Madison Square Garden. The organization is currently trying to finalize several very important and crucial details to ensure such performances.
[12.23.05] Phish to play the Philadelphia Spectrum on Halloween of 2006.

Newbfoundland | 2/8/2007, 5:26 pm EST

I’m pretty pathetic if you think about it. (Think about it)

Goclic | 2/8/2007, 5:26 pm EST

ISO someone to go on cruise with my mom

I am a 30 year old single “semi” autonomous human being, have been to PLENTY of shows on my own but just this w-end my mom decided she wanted to do the last leg of summer tour to see what all this stuff was about.

Background:She is a super educated, left wing buhdist who is head of the children’s department in a library located in a VERY wealthy community, VERY smart, pretty hot and open to cool shit, while she did do woodstock in 69 and quite a few shows from 67-71 I’m affraid she might ruin my last phish tour.

Thus I need someone to take care of this situation ASAP I would be willing to pay for the two cruises, (safari or all inclusive club such as club med also acceptable) for the dates of the remaining shows the suitable candidate must have a valid passport (she needs to be OUT of the country) and be in the 21 to 55 year range, able to carry a good conversation, be pretty good looking and “deliver the goods” at least once if not more a day (she has menopaused FYI).

I know this might sound ridiculous but I figure it’s easier (and cheaper) to do this than having to drag my mom on tour and score extra’s for these shows.

Suitable candidates please apply at:

datemymom @ goclic dot com

Thanks in advance.

zzyzx! | 2/8/2007, 5:28 pm EST

Follow the rainbow!!!

:::attaches cape:::

Mike Gordon | 2/8/2007, 5:29 pm EST

You brought bad reviews?!??

Page | 2/8/2007, 5:31 pm EST

Dude, if you’re gonna throw me under the bus, you could at least have the common fuckin’ courtesy to throw me under my Lear. PS: Your drug problem goes farther back than my hairline

fredsavage | 2/8/2007, 5:31 pm EST

hey kate, i’ve got some sour cream ;)

Taperchad | 2/8/2007, 5:32 pm EST

Only Michael Ray can save Phish now

ABowl4Me | 2/8/2007, 5:33 pm EST

Trey, if you ever get phish back on tour I will pin you personally at the final date. GDF is tight like that.

lik roper | 2/8/2007, 5:36 pm EST

for the record; possession of less than a half an ounce of marijuana is a misdemeanor in california – and who gives a fuck what the feds say about it cuz they’re all crooked…

Jen Hartswick | 2/8/2007, 5:38 pm EST

Breakfast: 9 chocolate chip pancakes, 16 egg omlette, two boxes of bacon, brick of cream cheese, and a chocolate shake.

Lunch: 12 tacos, 3 Double Whoppers w/ cheese, 4 large french fries, 2 chicken pot pies, jar of pasta sauce(hold the pasta), 5 king size snickers, and a gallon of whole milk.

Dinner: 3 20oz steaks w/ onions and mushrooms, 2 baked potatoes w/ everything, 2 large deep dish pizzas, 3 live cats, 4 gallons of rocky road, and lean cuisine fish dinner.

Skittles | 2/8/2007, 5:39 pm EST

Breakfast – Jen H
Lunch – Angioplasty
Second Lunch – 10 pound bag of skittles with side of sour cream.

BigJoeBurell | 2/8/2007, 5:41 pm EST

Get it together, Trey!

Keep it together, Trey!

Play bitch, Play!

PT sucks.

Tom Marshall | 2/8/2007, 5:42 pm EST

::lurks on PT 24/7 waiting for a thread about me::

artvandalay | 2/8/2007, 5:44 pm EST

if you split an eigth of shrooms between 4 people, will you get anything off of them?? of good shrooms. thanks

Tom Brokaw | 2/8/2007, 5:44 pm EST

Ladies and gentlemen… The Phish.

Bryce Goggin | 2/8/2007, 5:45 pm EST

Hey phans, Bryce Goggin here. I produced Round Room. Don’t I have a funny name?

jasonp | 2/8/2007, 5:46 pm EST

Clown, love jp;)

dannydevito | 2/8/2007, 5:46 pm EST

hey jen, maybe try trimspa, it worked for anna nicole smith

BRAD SANDS | 2/8/2007, 5:48 pm EST

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?? I MEAN I AM TREY”S ASSISTANT YOU KNOW!!! IT IS MY JOB!!!

chedder_bob | 2/8/2007, 5:49 pm EST

anyone know how to post my stats? I can’t find the fake stats link.

HELP!!!!!

Trey | 2/8/2007, 5:49 pm EST

:::throws can at Brad:::

Kiss my ASS you fuckin’ tool!

The Kidz | 2/8/2007, 5:50 pm EST

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

Concerned Phan | 2/8/2007, 5:51 pm EST

[report to moderator]

A Retarded Person | 2/8/2007, 5:51 pm EST

Man, I really love the bands Widespread Panic and the Disco Biscuits.

remifentanyl | 2/8/2007, 5:52 pm EST

RC: 5/16/95 Reba appreciation

The girl from Great Went | 2/8/2007, 5:53 pm EST

Trey!!! Are you reading this?! Come onnn, we had a connecccction. You KNOW what I’m talking about..

17 year old phish phan | 2/8/2007, 5:54 pm EST

my only shows were brooklyn ‘04, my mom drove me and my friends there. she is so hetty. hey how ’bout when JZ came out and rapped with the boys, i was so pumped when that happened, i caught a glow stick and threw it too. ahhh the memories

Anonymous | 2/8/2007, 5:55 pm EST

i’m sick of waiting. i’m going on DMB tour!!! wewt!!

~bossvegas

CCWANG | 2/8/2007, 5:57 pm EST

you guys really dissapoint me

TREY'S NEEDLE | 2/8/2007, 5:57 pm EST

COME BACK TO ME TRAY!!!

Average Joe RS Reader | 2/8/2007, 5:59 pm EST

What is wrong with these people?

Thanks fro anther reason to hate jambands.

Anthony DeCurtis | 2/8/2007, 6:00 pm EST

wow…

remifentanyl | 2/8/2007, 6:00 pm EST

SIIHB?

marisa522 | 2/8/2007, 6:01 pm EST

499?

Skeeto Valdez | 2/8/2007, 6:02 pm EST

Skibbity-Scoo-BOP!! Skit-skat-skeee-doooooo!!! snare snare snare CRASH!!

Jesus Christ | 2/8/2007, 6:04 pm EST

why cant Trey be more like Jeff Holdsworth?

Cowboy | 2/8/2007, 6:05 pm EST

I was told to slow down on posting…

I have never seen... | 2/8/2007, 6:05 pm EST

…such a bunch of low-life morons than on this blog right now. Good Lord Jesus, are you people serious? Typical Rolling Stone fans – not a clue about good music, praising all the sh*t that has made our modern musical sound the complete crap that it is. disgusting

Ashvillin/Full Suspension | 2/8/2007, 6:06 pm EST

I really, really need some purpose in my life. Lil help? Anyone?

hippiegoddess.com | 2/8/2007, 6:06 pm EST

i got hep on cheese tour ;)

Full_Suspension | 2/8/2007, 6:07 pm EST

IM A SESSION MUSICIAN OK

_ | 2/8/2007, 6:08 pm EST

Anyone got a pig invite?

_____420 | 2/8/2007, 6:09 pm EST

This thread is modded in 3….2…1

Full Suspension | 2/8/2007, 6:11 pm EST

pay attention to me, I’m so desperately lonely.

EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/8/2007, 6:13 pm EST

[ignore article]

phish420 | 2/8/2007, 6:15 pm EST

NE1 know how to transfer music from an iPod into iTunes?

Topic: Phish vs. Greatful Dead | 2/8/2007, 6:17 pm EST

i GOTTA go PHish!

Bennyboy420 | 2/8/2007, 6:22 pm EST

I don’t want a fucking job dude. I am just fine without one.

The_Rick | 2/8/2007, 6:25 pm EST

I DEEM THIS CRUNCHY ARTICLE INFERIOR!

brahphecy | 2/8/2007, 6:25 pm EST

If you read the transcript of the interview and you take out every 2nd, 6th and 7th letter from each sentence are replace all the a’s with e’s, you will see phish will play a series of shows starting next week!

bennyboy420 | 2/8/2007, 6:26 pm EST

I don’t want a job dude. I am just fine without one.

Page | 2/8/2007, 6:27 pm EST

PS there were not enough sandwhiches backstage

gordeaux | 2/8/2007, 6:29 pm EST

THE BRAHPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED!!!!!!!

PHLY PHOWL PLY , FISHMAN 2008!!!!

pelkey | 2/8/2007, 6:30 pm EST

anyone need tickets for the police comback tour?

lopeG | 2/8/2007, 6:31 pm EST

look, me and my boys waited in line for hours for this article…I’m an entitled to this space

:breaks out tape:

remifentanyl | 2/8/2007, 6:31 pm EST

Bring forth the goat herder!

BARBARO | 2/8/2007, 6:32 pm EST

Neeeeiiiiiiggghhhh…

the REAL edsj | 2/8/2007, 6:32 pm EST

lol @ “eatdrinkseejerry” post.

excellent interview! and i’m very happy to see that some of the vocal minority of negative nellies was toned down for the discussion, while the positive hope for continuing recovery shone through pretty well.

personally, i am nothing less than elated with the attitudes trey expressed towards his problem as well as the solution in recovery.

here hear trey! keep it up!

Multibeast | 2/8/2007, 6:33 pm EST

:malnourishes dog:

pickles | 2/8/2007, 6:33 pm EST

lopeG, I took you down in coventry and I’d me more than happy to do it again.

VisorKid | 2/8/2007, 6:34 pm EST

did anyone see my dance lazt night at the interveiw? I was straight ballin’ with my kidzzzzzzz

The retarded kid from Miami | 2/8/2007, 6:34 pm EST

dar dar darrr!!

::dances/headbangs around thread::

Marley's Ghost | 2/8/2007, 6:36 pm EST

Ruff!!! Ruff!!! Ruff!!

One of the few MATURE PTers | 2/8/2007, 6:37 pm EST

Just so RollingStone knows what it going on:

http://www.ph antas ytour .com/phish/boards_thread.cgi?t hreadID=1237368&page=1

Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!

Phan | 2/8/2007, 6:43 pm EST

self’d. ser.

Bennyboy420 | 2/8/2007, 6:44 pm EST

Will you kids please talk to me. I’m 55, have no life and am mildly retarded.

Caterpillerr | 2/8/2007, 6:45 pm EST

so…uh wheres the free doses?

:malnourishes dog:

scoophaus | 2/8/2007, 6:45 pm EST

here you go, jasonp.

Sneed | 2/8/2007, 6:46 pm EST

siimb. confirmed.

Gneubis Maximus | 2/8/2007, 6:46 pm EST

I just at a handful of Xanies& OCs, am i gonna pass my drug test?

R_G_3rd | 2/8/2007, 6:48 pm EST

I just got an ipod! It freakin rules!!!!

Jen Hartswick | 2/8/2007, 6:48 pm EST

:devouers nacho:

epic phan | 2/8/2007, 6:50 pm EST

rotation anyone?

antelope2006 | 2/8/2007, 6:50 pm EST

Happy and Healthy is the WSP of SIIHB

clinic_sausage_fest | 2/8/2007, 6:51 pm EST

please don’t let the party end. et back on that train trey

Darth Treyder | 2/8/2007, 6:51 pm EST

You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right.

NEWB | 2/8/2007, 6:52 pm EST

Will they play “Laughing, Laughing Fall Apart” for the reunion?

yossarian | 2/8/2007, 6:52 pm EST

be sober for at least a year before you tour with phish (and perhaps any group) please. we love ya! you are a wonderful conduit for that wonderful energy, lets keep it that way!

RAchel_RaY_cHarlES | 2/8/2007, 6:52 pm EST

blumpkin

and Others | 2/8/2007, 6:54 pm EST

here you go, jasonp.

The Fonz | 2/8/2007, 6:54 pm EST

Aaaaayyyy!!

Dis tread is bout to jump da shark, ooHH

Sawyer and Jack from Lost | 2/8/2007, 6:55 pm EST

Damn, Kate is fine!!

mike's_segway | 2/8/2007, 6:56 pm EST

anyone else fear boathouses?

Charlie from Lost | 2/8/2007, 6:57 pm EST

Hey Trey, I got your package. But, the plane crashed and everyone died. The H is good though. Thanks.

jagpeace | 2/8/2007, 6:58 pm EST

braphecy…

Doberman Pincher | 2/8/2007, 6:59 pm EST

Did anyone find the lack fo Prince shocking and serving? I for one felt shocked and a little served. A little Prince goes a loooooong way ya know? Skittle Skittle brown take me to town and paint my dog like a clown.

Trey Anastasio | 2/8/2007, 7:00 pm EST

PT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

concubine_420 | 2/8/2007, 7:00 pm EST

rule #1 on lack of Prince or never type again

Ronson | 2/8/2007, 7:01 pm EST

Perhaps Trey would benefit from a weekend of Garbasailing

starmucker | 2/8/2007, 7:05 pm EST

bunny up

Brian Eno | 2/8/2007, 7:05 pm EST

phish sucks

Ballsy Mc Nutt Stuff | 2/8/2007, 7:06 pm EST

I was all :( but then I read this article now i’m all :)
you know smell my patchwork ;)

Peyton Manning | 2/8/2007, 7:08 pm EST

:cries:

Whitehall Police Department | 2/8/2007, 7:08 pm EST

This is awesome!!!

theBeerBaron | 2/8/2007, 7:09 pm EST

There’s always next year.

phunky bitch | 2/8/2007, 7:10 pm EST

The wiggles are missing a lead guy.

crtainwith | 2/8/2007, 7:21 pm EST

KYS Sneeeed.

TheRealPSM. | 2/8/2007, 7:22 pm EST

I must say I’m flattered to have not one, but TWO impostors here. Funny they think they are serving me in the midst of being self’d. I’m pretty sure that’s irony?

golgiiguy | 2/8/2007, 7:26 pm EST

BBMBYFD pwns

Sue | 2/8/2007, 7:27 pm EST

I want a divorce

marisa522 | 2/8/2007, 7:28 pm EST

HEY Neu(be)man – your description of the crowd is totally off. Were you even there?

Eliza Anastasio | 2/8/2007, 7:29 pm EST

Daddy took me and mommy on a field trip to the courthouse!! I love riding in the big black van!

jerry's_dirty_needle | 2/8/2007, 7:31 pm EST

trey should eat more cheeseburgers

Binky McSneed Face | 2/8/2007, 7:47 pm EST

Smoking Crack Cocaine Rulz Kidzzz!

BigJoeBurell | 2/8/2007, 7:50 pm EST

Love you Trey man!

We’re all behind you-

bend over!

S1mon | 2/8/2007, 7:51 pm EST

i look like a ferret and love me some pheesh.org

Fluff87--------> | 2/8/2007, 7:54 pm EST

Miami Piper brahhhhh.

Jann Wenner | 2/8/2007, 7:54 pm EST

“your description of the crowd is totally off. Were you even there?”

take a look in the mirror brah.

Simon Cowell | 2/8/2007, 8:02 pm EST

AMERICAN’S NEXT IDOL’d

fluffface | 2/8/2007, 8:06 pm EST

word has it that ANS head exploded while listening to 11.22.97 halley’s…wow

munchkinjess | 2/8/2007, 8:08 pm EST

New York is the greatest city in the world, and the fact that I live there makes me better than all of you.

P.S. Boston Sucks!!

2for5 | 2/8/2007, 8:15 pm EST

where my custy biatches at yo

PT NoOb | 2/8/2007, 8:18 pm EST

does anyone know how i can pass a drug test?

Axl Rose | 2/8/2007, 8:21 pm EST

Chinese Democracy will finally be out on August 21st. Of course, shawn_carter has already obtained it months in advance. His early critique, “it’s like, so impossibly good”.

Jerry Seinfeld | 2/8/2007, 8:27 pm EST

Hello, Neuman

IMightBeWrong | 2/8/2007, 8:28 pm EST

If finding yourself on-stage with your former band mates would make you the “happiest man in the world” – then why in the hell did you instigate the break-up, not even 3 years age for that matter? Don’t get me wrong, I love Trey – and Phish for that matter – but when you dismantle one of the finest touring outfits of all-time don’t you think a little more fore-thought is required? Alas… good to hear of some Phish possibilities in the future. Anyone at Bonnaroo last year knows full well how much fun Trey looked like he was having on stage with Mike Gordon again. I say go for it… do it for Jimmy’s sake – won’t you?

DAHV | 2/8/2007, 9:39 pm EST

Ronson, will you marry me?

Kang the Kon | 2/8/2007, 9:45 pm EST

Shine on Trey!

Sara | 2/8/2007, 9:49 pm EST

Ha ha

These furry smelly creatures can actually be funny even if they ARE stoned all the time.

pned | 2/8/2007, 10:28 pm EST

RC: what does RC mean?

SeeMePheelMe | 2/8/2007, 10:38 pm EST

::malnourishes Page::

Ron Artest | 2/8/2007, 10:43 pm EST

who malnourished my dog?

munchkinjess | 2/8/2007, 10:49 pm EST

I hate Boston

Anthony DeCurtis | 2/8/2007, 11:04 pm EST

Could somone explain what is going on here? Is this a PhantasyTour riot? I was hoping for some posative/negative feedback to include in the cover story.

Tommy Boy | 2/8/2007, 11:09 pm EST

Way to go Trey…get well,get back to your roots and the music will happen.

6/28/00 SOUNDBOARD | 2/8/2007, 11:13 pm EST

SSIA

Antelope Greg | 2/8/2007, 11:28 pm EST

::ropes off entire front row of every venue in united states::
::spin-dances while flailing arms::

6/29/00 SOUNDBOARD | 2/8/2007, 11:29 pm EST

I look down upon you.

jagpeace | 2/8/2007, 11:33 pm EST

Anthony,

yup, this is basically a PT riot-invasion. go to http://www.phantasytour.com/ph ish/boards.cgi – there are a few threads in there with some good comments on the interview.

better yet, contact yossarian.

RC: moe. Friday – orpheum Boston

ShawnCartersVagina | 2/8/2007, 11:59 pm EST

::Leaves thread to shove indie rock down someones throat::

jasonp | 2/9/2007, 12:08 am EST

I guess this is as good of forum as any to come out of the closet.

So there you have it.

PSM, you down with the P?

grape apple pie | 2/9/2007, 12:10 am EST

this is just PT having fun. in a weird way showing our love for Trey. this man has changed our lives and now we want him to change his own life and get back to the person he once was. and support from the phans will play an important role in that. mr decurtis, your interview served trey and the phans well and we all hope that this is a stepping stone into a very bright future.

we love you trey

SIIHB | 2/9/2007, 12:26 am EST

siihb?

AC/DC BAG | 2/9/2007, 12:31 am EST

Anyone seen my bag???

jagpeace | 2/9/2007, 12:35 am EST

Anthony DeCurtis interview owns Charlie Rose interview

:: fluffs Tony ::

Kentalope | 2/9/2007, 12:51 am EST

::feeds dog one last time::
::eats 2 cups of bunk molly::
::holds finger in air for one more year::

The Brahphet | 2/9/2007, 12:52 am EST

gordeaux
Posted: 12/14/06 9:38PM ET

may 2004 – Trey announces breakup with “We’re Done” letter.

june 04 after spac set trey says to mike “if we could play like this every night, i would play forever”

june 04 – phish melts faces

july 04 – trey does interview in philly, says he’s wondering if he did the right thing… completely falls off wagon.

july 04- trey does interview in guitarworld saying that “Phish” is done , but they could possibly in the future play as a new band with new material, coins the term “Phowl”.

august 04 – funeral tour, Coventry rain/mud = “God says no”

05 – trey’s downward spiral, rehab tour : Shine / 70 Voltz / Zooma, etc.

May 05- Mike and Trey play “old habits” together in new orleans

05- Trey starts to back peddle on “we’re done” in interviews, leaving the future more open…

november 05- albany palace grafiti incident, “Fuck the lizards, Fuck Tela…” etc

november 05- trey starts playing a lot more phish songs in his shows

nov. 05- page joins trey for a handful of phish songs at a trey show. from the stage, trey calls the pairing “Halfway There”

novmeber 05- Utica : Fish joins trey and mike on stage for a 3/4 Divided Sky. this event was hyped by a “Countdown” on trey’s website, with a mushroom cloud explosion image. page was in the audience, but allgedly did not want to facilitate a “reuinion” at that time..

december 05- Cup throwing Incident – trey warns audience that he’s been talking to Page and Fish and Mike and they are all “HAppy and Healthy”.

july 06- GRAB in Vermont – Trey, Mike and Page share stage for rollicking cover of The Who – Who Are You…fireworks ensue

july 06- grab tour: trey and mike play willie nelsons “On the Road again”

September 06- Hurricane Ernesto strikes florida and east coast, doing a lot of damage and killed a few dozen

September 06- Hood blimp crashes in massachusettes

september 06- Hurricane/Tropical Storm Gordon hits

September 06 – Page and Fish play together for a set of new songs at moedown. mike and ramble dove also played the festival

september 06- trey does multiple interviews saying “we’re not necessarily done” and “i would love to play again”… and “there comes a time when you want to do certain things again…” etc etc etc

september 06- Trey has Fish, Page and Mike over to his house in VT for dinner and a secret meeting.

october 06- Trey does ‘phish hour’ with Tom on Sirius Radio, full of allusions to Phuture…plusthe first time The Book is publically spoken of by it’s actual name -
Kneuyarta, written by The Great and Knowledgeable Icculus.

october 06- “reba chant” breaks out at trey show…trey smiles and says “be patient”

november 06- string cheese announces break up

november 06- fish moves back to vt

november 06- populist bernie sanders (VT) wins seat in senate. mike and fish played a concert to support him summer 06 called honky tonk the vote

november 06- annoucment of **February 7th** date for special interview with trey…with tickets being sold.

november 06- Inlaw Josie Wales played during segment of Monday Night Football on nbc during eagles game

december 06- ???

— quotes:

“We’re Done” – april 04

“”Just the fact that it would make so many people happy to see us play would make me happy. Phish was kind of about the fans. We know people would be really happy [to see a reunion]; nothing would make me happier than watching them be happy.” –trey 06

” And when you play with a lot of [other] musicians, you really gain even deeper appreciation for how great those [Phish] guys are when they’re gone. There’s some things only they can do, and you reach a point where you want to do it with them again. So, we’ll see.” –trey 06

“”This proves my old theory that we could have played for a few more decades.” -cactus jammies april 05

May 06 “As for a Phish reunion, Gordon agrees with Anastasio on one point: “Everybody’s
getting along really well. There’s no reason it couldn’t happen.”"

“”it would be really cool, for phish to play again…and open the first show with this…so… uhhhh…” — Trey said this, then played “Birdwatcher” the last song phish recorded for the undermind sessions. from Sirius radio October 06

“”I hang onto this hope that I can play with Phish again-if everybody goes back in with a bristling sense of urgency. Phish is an improvisational band, and it could come back to us, steeped with emotions.” — trey september 06

this long clip is from a 10/06 article:
“While listening to a pop radio station playing the likes of Shakira and Natasha Bedingfield, “Tweezer,” a song from Phish’s “Picture of Nectar,” came on.
Anastasio laughs as he remembers his daughter asking him incredulously, “Is that you?” while the song played.
Adding to the fun of the moment, a line in the song about Uncle Ebeneezer started fits of giggles among the girls that spread to Anastasio, too.
“I heard the song through the ears of these young people. It gave me new perspective on the song.”
Anastasio says being able to sit back and enjoy the simple interplay between the musicians was something he had to share with his former bandmates, and ended up calling them the next day.
“I couldn’t believe I was having fun to a Phish song,” he said, laughing.//
If and when we find ourselves standing next to each other on stage it will be with the utmost joy and sense of gratitude.”

” “Recently, for the first time since our last show, everybody got
back together. I had a big feast at my house in Vermont–just the four of us–with huge crab legs and pasta and eighteen bottles of wine and a big bonfire.” -trey 06

also, this quote from Brad Sands interview on jambands Feb. 06-
“It got to the point where he didn’t want to do it. His heart
wasn’t in this stuff—whether it will be again or not, probably, yes but it wasn’t at the time”.

Trey Anastasio | 2/9/2007, 12:53 am EST

can anyone hook up some Mexican brown?

deucedropper | 2/9/2007, 1:00 am EST

I know this is slightly off-topic, but “man-made” global warming is a myth, nothing more than theories based on consensus derived from limited scientific merit.

the REAL edsj | 2/9/2007, 1:03 am EST

Anthony,
You may have to pick through the nonsense, but we really appreciate your interview – and your incorporation of some of our questions therein.
Trey’s circumstances of late had many of us worried, but many of us find reason to be hopeful for the his health, and we hope that IF Phish makes a comeback, they follow his stated intent and do so only when all four of them are happy, healthy, and of like mind – so that they might return better than ever.
And I personally appreciate Trey’s new material as well as his old, and was thrilled to see him get so excited about his new band when I grabbed a front row seat for his two October Chicago shows. He’s told us he knows what to do, now we all want to see him follow that plan of recovery for a better and brighter future!
And again, ignore the very vocal minority as much as is possible.
thanks again
eatdrinkseejerry/
Steve C.
Pittsburgh, PA

munchkinjess | 2/9/2007, 1:04 am EST

Perhaps I haven’t mentioned how much better I am than all of you because I am a New Yorker. So let me take this opportunity to state that I am superior than all of you. Especially you tools from that second rate hole, Boston.

LMAO! | 2/9/2007, 1:05 am EST

I would hope the REAL Anthony DeCurtis would know how to spell “positive”.

n00b.

Phil Lesh | 2/9/2007, 1:05 am EST

Let me tell you all a little bit about the importance of organ donation…

Amanda Wenk | 2/9/2007, 1:10 am EST

Hey all!!

Wanna see my chest?

deucedropper | 2/9/2007, 1:12 am EST

Don’t listen to him Anthony, he’s a Noob–check his stats

pezman | 2/9/2007, 1:13 am EST

if this thread hits 499 i’ll leave PT

Shawn Carter | 2/9/2007, 1:15 am EST

My music tastes are far superior to your own. This year alone I’ve listened to 700 new releases, 350 of which have yet to be recorded. Yes, I’m just that bloody good.

Bobby Hill | 2/9/2007, 1:19 am EST

You don’t KNOWWWW MEEE!

GIMME BACK MY PURSE!

Lao Tsu | 2/9/2007, 1:21 am EST

“To be better than someone, is to be worse than everyone”

Henry Earl | 2/9/2007, 1:23 am EST

I’m drunk!

Jimmy "The Gent" Conway | 2/9/2007, 1:27 am EST

… and stop with those fuckin drugs, their turning your mind into mush.

J$ | 2/9/2007, 1:54 am EST

great interview Anthony.

SIIHB
SLYGSAASISOI
4 99
epic. kangfirmed.
trey dinosaur

Jackson Sneed | 2/9/2007, 2:15 am EST

Hey guys

Check out my new album. Pglace really liked it!

phil lesh | 2/9/2007, 2:16 am EST

d00d, get you 3rd eye together.

PRINCE | 2/9/2007, 2:16 am EST

Who is Trey and why am I covering Phish songs at the Superbowl?

Phishywishy | 2/9/2007, 2:19 am EST

Take my word for it, Trey’s balloon knot is TOIT!

phil97 | 2/9/2007, 2:20 am EST

whaaaaaaa! My pwecious Bunkeyes got humiliated in the National Championship!

41 – 14 BITCHES! Go Gators!

SyntaxEra | 2/9/2007, 2:20 am EST

If anyone wants to download the interview, here is the link:

http://www.se nds pace. com/f ile/cj8usg

your welcome :)
420-24-7-365
IKO IKO

taperchad | 2/9/2007, 2:21 am EST

lol…WAH WAH WAH… lol, like yeah, wanna buy some heady glass?

WAH WAH WAH… lol

OISATSANA YERT | 2/9/2007, 2:22 am EST

… Rule #1 anyone?

pandamonium | 2/9/2007, 2:24 am EST

Is anyone else colon rollin?

pisces | 2/9/2007, 2:28 am EST

ALCS MVP: Matsui or Rivera?

mandelbrot | 2/9/2007, 2:28 am EST

pshhaw! ohmygodgetafuckincluen00bz!

You will submit your opinion to me and I will tell you if you are correct or not! bwahahahahahaha

dude… dudes I’m a SCIENTIST!

Scientists are ALWAYS right!

getaclue.

WEEN | 2/9/2007, 2:29 am EST

Richard Smoker in da house!

South Austin Dude | 2/9/2007, 2:59 am EST

RIDE THE WORM

Les Hall | 2/9/2007, 3:31 am EST

EDSJ – want to get together? Saw your post and thought we might be able to chat?

Keith Richards | 2/9/2007, 3:36 am EST

mghnnmmmmb garrrgummmm bbmmumbb blhhhaaaabum barrrrpppyy boo, yaknowwhatimeaan fyyuuresswee

Trey Anastasio | 2/9/2007, 3:42 am EST

Thanks All!!
Glad to see you take the time to post mindless dribble. Next time take your ‘e-energy’ and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
pwn’d

**buy my records

A computer | 2/9/2007, 3:49 am EST

“Trey doesn’t own me”

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 4:18 am EST

The following is a list of Phish shows that I personally taped:

Thank you for your time.

theTruth | 2/9/2007, 4:26 am EST

It is easier for fans to point to Trey’s drug use as the primary reason for the break up of Phish.

Fans rarely take any accountability for their own actions involving the blatant sale, distribution and consumption of a wide variety of narcotics at every show since the late 90’s.

This is not an indictment of the entire community but it was obvious that the negative element involving the abuse of narcotics among a portion of the fans had begun to grow unabated like a cancerous tumor.

Did the community following the band start using hard drugs because the scene was in decline, or did the scene decline because the community following the band was using hard drugs?

tReY dINosAUR | 2/9/2007, 8:03 am EST

aRRrrrRRR!!!

Julius Peppers | 2/9/2007, 10:26 am EST

Dude, I mean, Trey’s not even that good. I can count at least 50 better guitarists that I’ve banged in my day, I’ll # 1 all of them in a second, and then accidentally include a picture of my ugly face that makes everyone go blind.

Hambone Williams | 2/9/2007, 10:37 am EST

Trey is the man. Guy that wrote before me is a douche.

Dledle | 2/9/2007, 10:52 am EST

Werd Julius Peppers, you seem like a cool dude. I have also banged over 50 guitarists hotter than Trey.

Rob Brindamour | 2/9/2007, 11:11 am EST

Naw, eff that man, Juliuspeppers and dledle are my brahs. Carolina Panthers whut!

recognizes,its,only,time | 2/9/2007, 11:52 am EST

phish is great, if u say phish sux u dont know the music, u prolly havent even heard mike get wet on his bass, who else started there friday lunch hour with a 12 of cold ones

BigJoeBurell | 2/9/2007, 12:51 pm EST

Thanks AC.

Good interview.

Don’t look the freaks in the eyes!

Trey's "words" coach | 2/9/2007, 2:01 pm EST

he’s ummmm, ……

uhh.. let me seee,

getting there.

BubbRubb | 2/9/2007, 2:37 pm EST

WWOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!

teh bR/-\Ph3cY | 2/9/2007, 2:54 pm EST

wanna go visit the reaper with me?

dunlap | 2/9/2007, 3:02 pm EST

I am sad to say i am leaving th RS comment board. it’s been a long incredible ride but it’s time for me to move on to an internet space where i can really find who i am. i love you guys.
ps I love you Trey!

PlusSizeModel | 2/9/2007, 3:02 pm EST

I tried out for the television show The Biggest Loser yesterday and discovered that its a weight loss show. What a waste of time.

dunlap | 2/9/2007, 3:03 pm EST

SIIHB?

Lindsey Lohan | 2/9/2007, 3:04 pm EST

Hey Trey,

It was great meeting you while we were in rehab. I think you are so right….If we got together we could start a powerful race of redheads. Give me a “Big Daddy” ;)

Love You Always

Lindsey

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 3:11 pm EST

I’M THE ONE POSTING ALL THE FUNNY ONES!!! DID YOU GUYS HERE ME? I POSTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF THE FUNNY ONES! WHICH ONES ARE YOUR FAVORITE BECAUSE I PROBABLY WROTE THEM!! SOMEONE TALK TO ME!! I WROTE A LOT OF THE ONES YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!

karmaphunk | 2/9/2007, 3:12 pm EST

do the bunny ears hide my huge ass?

mixy | 2/9/2007, 3:16 pm EST

gaggers!

Tony Hall | 2/9/2007, 3:21 pm EST

Ladiez, so who wants the mandingo tonight?

darthwilson | 2/9/2007, 3:24 pm EST

Well Boston hate you to Jess!

darthwilson | 2/9/2007, 3:25 pm EST

^hates

moderator | 2/9/2007, 3:31 pm EST

Hey guys, enough is enough. This is really screwing with our server and we can’t close down the “comment” section below. We would still like people to read the article so if you would please lay off the comments.

Tubgirl | 2/9/2007, 3:34 pm EST

::assplodes orange juice all over interview::

thanks for you time! anyone got a napkin? Is that a trout in there?

rollingstone=theauthority | 2/9/2007, 3:36 pm EST

remember when we incorrectly said that the phish played the white album on nye 95? What a bunch of newbs….

moderator | 2/9/2007, 3:41 pm EST

I’m serious here. Knock it OFF!!!

Lemon Party | 2/9/2007, 3:42 pm EST

hey tubgirl!! what are you doing Sat night?

scoophaus | 2/9/2007, 3:43 pm EST

so moderator..do you like rainy days, walks on the beach and gwne stefani’s solo career?

:cues coldplay:

Moderator | 2/9/2007, 3:45 pm EST

We welcome all asshat comments including those from Tubgirl and Anna Nicole Smith.

Anna Nicole's Pharmacist | 2/9/2007, 3:48 pm EST

whoops!

klout | 2/9/2007, 3:50 pm EST

i’ll kick all you custies off lot..esp you jv..now where’s my jailbait girlfriend?

moderator | 2/9/2007, 3:52 pm EST

STFU I’m the REAL moderator

suprstevie | 2/9/2007, 3:54 pm EST

I matriculate at UVM. Phish went there also. This is not a coincidence.

Fruitcup | 2/9/2007, 3:55 pm EST

Any “m”oderator or “M”oderator need a fruitcup to throw to duel this thing out?

EmObOy666 | 2/9/2007, 3:57 pm EST

FallOutBoy makes me soul awaken with dark bliss…

Custifarian | 2/9/2007, 3:59 pm EST

10 strip…it’s what’s for dinner

kyndkate | 2/9/2007, 3:59 pm EST

is this the thread where we post our pics?

Clayton Neuman | 2/9/2007, 4:01 pm EST

Wow. I never thought i would get this type of respons when i wrote this article. This is actually really sad. I now know how Phish/Trey really are, and frankly it disgusts me. I can say that this is the last thing i do involving Phish or Trey Anastasio. This is really a shame that RollingStone readers have to come on here and read the sick, vulgar, inappropriate, and just downright nasty stuff that you folks have commented. It is really sick

-Clay

Clayton Neuman | 2/9/2007, 4:04 pm EST

I meant to say its all good… carry on!

:::and the light shines onnnn:::

Clayton Neuman | 2/9/2007, 4:07 pm EST

I’m kind of a big deal.

Tabooty | 2/9/2007, 4:08 pm EST

I’m pretty old. But do these Bunny Ears make me seem younger? please say they do?

J$ | 2/9/2007, 4:08 pm EST

Clay- the comments here, just like phish’s music, is filled with inside jokes from the community, that probably make little sense to you or your readers. don’t take it personally. unlike ‘pop’ bands, we never desired any media attention and would prefer to keep this thing to our own insular selves. love- 21 year old phish fan marco esquandolis

IP Server Admin | 2/9/2007, 4:10 pm EST

Congratulations comedians, every IP has been traced and defacement charges will be pursued.

moderator | 2/9/2007, 4:11 pm EST

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! !!

!!!! | 2/9/2007, 4:12 pm EST

you know you just print phish articles to sell your rag and hope everyone forgets you missed the boat for many years. slf’ed

The 1st Amendment | 2/9/2007, 4:12 pm EST

Free speech, brah.

the cops | 2/9/2007, 4:13 pm EST

your all going down

Sad really.... | 2/9/2007, 4:16 pm EST

This comment page represents post-hiatus phish. Yesterday was pre-hiatus. I can only imagine what tomorrow will become…

Quit on a high-note, phans…

BigHungryJoe | 2/9/2007, 4:18 pm EST

I heard pie, did someone say pie?

Gnewberton | 2/9/2007, 4:20 pm EST

F OFF!!! “Sad Really….” 2/28/03 owns your whole pre 95 collection.

patchwork garb/unkempt hair | 2/9/2007, 4:23 pm EST

grilled cheese

1 4 3

2 4 5

Manny the Hippie | 2/9/2007, 4:27 pm EST

This article is shwiggity schwag.

Dick Cheney | 2/9/2007, 5:42 pm EST

DON’T TALK ABOUT MY LESBIAN DAUGHTER.

KyndKate's Hymen | 2/9/2007, 5:42 pm EST

Have you missed me KK?

PTer | 2/9/2007, 5:55 pm EST

anyone know where i can get some itunes/drug test advice?

ShawnCarter | 2/9/2007, 6:03 pm EST

I finally got over crying when the big man puts his wiener in my butt.

Jennifer Hartswick | 2/9/2007, 6:05 pm EST

GET IN MY BELLY!

mandelbrot | 2/9/2007, 6:06 pm EST

::says something negative::

rpmoriarty | 2/9/2007, 6:11 pm EST

bigger loser: me or plussizemodel? i kinda have to go with myself.

Jen_X9 | 2/9/2007, 6:19 pm EST

RC: hates it when your uncle blows his load in your hair.

Mike Gordon | 2/9/2007, 6:22 pm EST

Sorry i missed the interview trey but i was busy fondling a…er taking some artistic photos of a 6 year old girl.

joey lawrence | 2/9/2007, 6:24 pm EST

whoa!

OldenHoversoul | 2/9/2007, 6:26 pm EST

Jen_x9,

i hate that too.

kyndkate | 2/9/2007, 6:31 pm EST

rc: combing crust off of giant labia.

guy from muytator | 2/9/2007, 6:32 pm EST

wanna cyber?

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 6:34 pm EST

**Offical Best Of February 9th 2007 Album Post**

Page McConnell | 2/9/2007, 6:39 pm EST

Now Trey we have had this conversation before, but why have you forsaken me?

I showed you the big black bag in the Red Balloon, and it is my fault?

::Contacts Lawyer::

screetch | 2/9/2007, 6:41 pm EST

Im here for the dirty sanchez.

Innocentcriminal | 2/9/2007, 6:55 pm EST

i am a tom marshall groupie. he’s my ticket to trey.

munchkinjess | 2/9/2007, 6:58 pm EST

any of you ever see how ugly I am? I look like Kang but I have more man features than him.

I live in NYC

phdunk4 | 2/9/2007, 7:14 pm EST

I love to give my room-mates HJs while we listen to JT on my HiFi. If you don’t like JT, then you don’t know anything about music.
Why? Because I like JT.

Tabooty | 2/9/2007, 7:27 pm EST

Blah blah blah, oh you mean my boyfriend’s movie…Blah blah blah ::namedrops famous person::…blah blah blah…oh, you mean the film I’m working on, not my boyfriend’s movie…blah blah blah…::namedrop namedrop::…blah blah blah…

:::___::: | 2/9/2007, 7:35 pm EST

wanna cyber?

bennyboy420 | 2/9/2007, 7:45 pm EST

whats everyones favorite brand of tampons? i got my period yesterday and would appreciate some suggestions. i have a VERY sensative vagina.

Poopsterbater | 2/9/2007, 7:51 pm EST

I’m waiting for shawncarter to tell me if i should like the acoustic tray songs

CRAZYJIMMY | 2/9/2007, 7:52 pm EST

This is what your publication gets
for being completely ignorant of
what is going on when it concerns
this band. All those junked
reviews and the upmteen retarded
“patchwork blah, blah……dread
this…..and drugs that” comments
you mental midgets have made.

Welcome to the machine.

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 7:52 pm EST

Here’s a pic of me and COl Bruce right after we had lunch

Swimmy | 2/9/2007, 7:54 pm EST

I just broke my dildo ramming myself to the Sean Hannity Show

CRAZYJIMMY | 2/9/2007, 7:56 pm EST

how do i post on here? do i need a computer?

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 7:59 pm EST

would anyone like to see my list of the top 100 small college emo bands of 2003?

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 8:01 pm EST

have i mentioned i met col. bruce hampton? come see my band and i’ll tell you about it. btw one time i met col bruce hampton. he was chill. anyone wanna see some pics of me jamming with my band?

motel_symphonies | 2/9/2007, 8:05 pm EST

TREY DINOSAUR!!!!!!

ShawnCarter | 2/9/2007, 8:05 pm EST

as most of you know i’m a pretty big player in the PT hip hop scene. i’m in the process of putting together my list of the greatest hip hop albums of the last 12 minutes. btw i look exactly like mike D.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 8:05 pm EST

**THE PT POLL VOTING POLL VOTING THREAD**

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 8:06 pm EST

Here’s a pic of my SWEET home stereo

THE RICK | 2/9/2007, 8:06 pm EST

YOU ARE ALL TOOLS

smilt7 | 2/9/2007, 8:08 pm EST

How can I tell the difference between a ‘rash’ and a simple ‘abrasion’?

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 8:09 pm EST

anyone wanna talk about GOOD music?

Clay Aiken | 2/9/2007, 8:09 pm EST

EDSJ- heeeeeeyyy! saw your post :) . I put on webcam shows quite often. we should hook up cutie!

CRAZYJIMMY | 2/9/2007, 8:10 pm EST

Allright if anybody uses
my name in vain again……

Ill….Ill ….

:: head explodes ::

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 8:11 pm EST

RC: diahreasterbated while reading this article?

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 8:13 pm EST

did you guys like that one time when i posted about tom marshall waiting around for someone to mention him? i wrote that btw. if someone ever asks you to identify the author of the tom marshall thread you can say skippy_wondermouse and blow their minds. email me and i’ll send you an autograph.

Pageside123 | 2/9/2007, 8:16 pm EST

Forget about Trey, let’s talk about the next 20 vacations I’m going on this year.

anna nicole's drugz | 2/9/2007, 8:17 pm EST

trey, wanna share?

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 8:21 pm EST

hey guys! just reminding everyone that i wrote a bunch of these funny threads, including the phan favorite “tom marshall waits for his name to be mentioned”. would someone just TALK TO ME?!?!? we could talk about the one time when i wrote a thread about tom marshall and hundreds of people laughed. i’m like a huge deal on this board. did i mention i wrote a bunch of the really funny comments on here? i’m basically a greatest hits package when it comes to this stuff. i am coventrey’s bitch.

smilt'd | 2/9/2007, 8:21 pm EST

smilt’d

fluff87 | 2/9/2007, 8:25 pm EST

:cues up oswego miami piper:

:lights up the bunkest of grilles:

ShawnCarter | 2/9/2007, 8:32 pm EST

replace “the” in a lyric with “ShawnCarter has the best taste in music in the history of the PT universe”.

sgrmag74 | 2/9/2007, 8:33 pm EST

I just might be the ugliest “woman” on PT. I really do look like a troll. Did you know I work in news, and have a computer? I’m 34 but I still wear guatemalan drug rugs. see you on Bisco tour!

ZZYZX | 2/9/2007, 8:34 pm EST

jewish, math, cape, stopwatch

Dr_Venkman | 2/9/2007, 8:38 pm EST

rc: jacks off to the Rugrats.

vnectar | 2/9/2007, 8:39 pm EST

I have to be a part of this.

That is all.

Swimmy | 2/9/2007, 8:44 pm EST

It should not have to be explained to anybody how a mass self flagellating preoccupation with demonizing our leader and our goal while we are at war and locked into a very long ideological struggle, that has been forced upon us, with a mentality that cannot be reasoned with (i.e. jihad) is helping the jihadists.

Furthermore, I’m not looking for the approval, either in full or part, from anybody to whom this information is news.

Now Goodnight!!

::stalks thread for next two hours::

Lou Mangini | 2/9/2007, 8:48 pm EST

Swimmy beats off to Ann Coulter pics

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 8:49 pm EST

just because I like music that you little kids have never heard of (also because you’re all to ignorant to get JT) you find that you need to come here and bash me?
Very classy PT.

KrewedeKilgore | 2/9/2007, 8:49 pm EST

why does everyone ignore my posts? I have something to say dammit

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 9:07 pm EST

did i mention i look like mike D of the beastie boys?

ogrmag74 | 2/9/2007, 9:08 pm EST

thats right. my new name is ogrmag74.

Peacegirl | 2/9/2007, 9:22 pm EST

::takes another picture of self, this time .5 inches away from face::

Benjy Eisen | 2/9/2007, 9:29 pm EST

I’m a pretty terrible excuse for a journalist.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 9:33 pm EST

yes that was me. Skippy why are you giving me a hard time, just post 9 bell and sebastian or MMJ songs.

LONG LIVE JT!

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 9:49 pm EST

i was away from my computer for about 34 seconds. did anyone ask who wrote the thread about tom marshall lurking pt? in case someone did, that was me!!! yes, i wrote that one and several others that left people in stitches. my name is skippy_wondermouse and i have enjoyed making people laugh since i joined pt on oct 11th 2004. would someone talk to me?! i can talk about all kinds of stuff like what it was like to write the “tom marshall lurks on pt” thread. we could also talk about the other threads i created. Coventrey is my secret lover, so I cant talk for too long or he gets mad.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 9:59 pm EST

oh cool, a bunch of people making lame comments about me

cool

yeah, i’m pretty much done with this place

i’m just gonna get myself banned tonight and get it over with

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:04 pm EST

I will not be disrespected for having better taste in music than 90% of the people that post on here. I made up 8 new music polls for next week, but now I’m not going to even bother posting them.

Yossarian | 2/9/2007, 10:18 pm EST

anyone seen the movie “the boy who could fly”? i really wish they would put warnings on these movies telling you that flying is impossible.

TombKing | 2/9/2007, 10:18 pm EST

Yes, I am more of a lurker than a poster, but the immaturity and rudeness has gotten out of hand. The frequent visitors to this board seem to be more of the mind to show just how cool they are by ripping on everyone in sight or making up stuff to piss people off. I will follow this thread and bid farewell forever. You may begin flaming me now, as that seems to be what most of you are good at. So long.

Qhabat will rise again.

Dakka Dakka

Dan Qyale | 2/9/2007, 10:22 pm EST

MMMM Potatoes!

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:28 pm EST

I highly doubt any of you crunchy tools can match my swank southern style. I’m pretty much the best dressed person on PT. We all know my music taste is superior to like 99.9% of the people on that board. And I’m humble as well. Let’s face it, I’m a hipster Jesus Christ in khakis and boat shoes.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:41 pm EST

Look man, I go to a top 20 University! I own a Mac! Sure, I may not have paid for it with my own money. I may download 300 albums per week and claim half of them are the best of the year only to say the opposite two weeks later. I may buy tickets to shows even though I don’t have a job. But that doesn’t mean I’m not better than you.

Y Kelly | 2/9/2007, 10:47 pm EST

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I’m leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:49 pm EST

wow you people are obsessed with me, its sad really. I’ll never understand why you can’t grasp what real music is (real music being: JT, Jay Z, Fall Out Boy (they write great pop songs), Bell and Sabastion, MMJ, the list could go on and on, and thats only the bands I’ve listened to in the past 3 mins). Enjoy your “jambands” some more while I sit in my frat house Oinking the latest pitchfork. Its your loss.

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 11:11 pm EST

Do you guys wanna see some pics of me and B-list celebs. They are really cool and you can check out the huge stains on my sweatshirt.

Coventrey | 2/9/2007, 11:29 pm EST

any boys in milwaukee want to watch me jerk off with easy cheese? you can watch, but you have to eat it off when i’m done.

EDSJ | 2/9/2007, 11:37 pm EST

I’m not in milwaukee Coventrey. got a webcam? I really want 2 see!!

icculus123 | 2/9/2007, 11:39 pm EST

what do you guys think about simple music for less than intelligent people? Also could one of you meet out side the south side 7-11 and buy me some Zima? I give you $5!

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 11:54 pm EST

I feel bad for those of you who can’t enjoy a good Gwen Stefani when you hear one. Its your loss.

Michael Kang | 2/9/2007, 11:58 pm EST

Hey Trey baby. Sounds like you are on the road to being happy and healthy. Give me a call sometime soon so I can give you a taste of the “Yellow” fever, if you catch my drift.

Dave Schools | 2/10/2007, 12:02 am EST

I’m overweight and my band is pretty terrible.

GordonGirl | 2/10/2007, 12:08 am EST

Listen tell your peers to settle down or I’m going to have to mod all of this. ser. Please make me a mod of the comment section, ask pglace how good of a handjob i can give.

Slurms_McKenzy | 2/10/2007, 12:09 am EST

Justin Timberlake is the most talent-fueled, brilliantly produced music in the past 30 years. F off hippies!

::toung bathes shawncarters odd chin line::

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 12:13 am EST

slurms is the man. I’d like to get with you but being an unattractive asian bull-dyke and living in NYC (did you know thats where I live) just is taking up too much of my time.
All hail JT, and if you don’t “get him” its your loss because you’re ingnorant.

shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 12:16 am EST

i bet even trey dreams about being JT while he is performing.

Jerry Garcia | 2/10/2007, 12:37 am EST

:: rolls in grave ::

ABowl4Me | 2/10/2007, 12:40 am EST

Come on Trey, let me teach you how to do it jellyfish style.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 12:49 am EST

Did I mention that I live in NYC?

just thought I toss that out there incase anyone had any doubts.

claudemonet | 2/10/2007, 12:59 am EST

dude get over her

Peyton Manning | 2/10/2007, 1:04 am EST

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

claudemonet | 2/10/2007, 1:04 am EST

oops, I meant to say I’m in love with her, when it comes to slant eyed woman that look like 12yr old korean boys my heart skips a beat.

She can get as butch nasty as she wants with me.

PS: you know where I live? NYC!!!

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:15 am EST

i hate myself!

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:19 am EST

ever google “ugly whore”?

yup that was me. I have a 13 page post comming up, so give me 38 seconds, because I’m a writer and my brain works very fast.

feel the UNZZ!

PS: I don’t know if I had brought this up yet or not, but I’m living in NYC.

Dvdsky2003's Wolf Shirt | 2/10/2007, 1:21 am EST

I am so going to get laid tonight.

spelling police | 2/10/2007, 1:21 am EST

miss munchkinjess living in NYC and being an editor you should know that its spelled “coming”.

Boston rules your custy trance loving flat face.

Bill Nershi | 2/10/2007, 1:29 am EST

I know many of you have heard about me leaving String Cheese. While this is very sad I do have some exciting projects like “Honkytonk Homeslice” to look foward to. Below I have made a list of people who actually care about our breakup.

Thanks for your time.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:29 am EST

Don’t question my spelling abilities, you inferior tools. Lest you forget I am a New Yorker. We do not make mistakes. Living here automatically makes me infallible.

munchkin jess | 2/10/2007, 1:32 am EST

i’m really weirded out that someone is obsessed with me enough to imposter me that many times though. one of my trolls is jerking off right now… probably ashevillin/full_suspension or goodbye_career, or maybe ecmartin03?

and i’m actually weirded out by how many times certain names in general were impostered, and how cruelly some people spoke about people who’ve never done anything to deserve to be treated badly. a lot of it was funny, even the mean stuff, but… wow, some of you really need to get lives…

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:36 am EST

oh i forgot. a little more info about me.

my hobbies include crying myself to sleep, pillow fighting myself, and watching my Bum Fight DVDs in a dark room.

my favorite food is Vicoden

my favorite song is Happy Suicide by David Byrne.

my favorite word is FAILURE

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:40 am EST

you kids are sick in the head, get over me, what did I do to you?
Are you just jealous that I live in NYC?

PS: I’ll give you 2 chances to guess where I live.

Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 p | 2/10/2007, 1:44 am EST

dVJon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!

shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 1:46 am EST

Hey don’t forget about me! I am incredibly smart and my opinions tend to be very well thought out. Plus I know about every album produced between 1997 and 2005. Plus I subscribed to PitchFork Monthly- The Monthly guide for Pitchfork Compilation Enthusiasts!

fishsunderwear | 2/10/2007, 1:47 am EST

::is dead somewhere in a holler in Kentucky::

don clog | 2/10/2007, 1:48 am EST

of course garbasailing is exactly the remedy for what ails Mr. Phishparker.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/10/2007, 1:49 am EST

Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 p | 2/10/2007, 1:44 am EST

dVJon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 p | 2/10/2007, 1:44 am EST

dVJon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!

Nerd Patrol | 2/10/2007, 1:57 am EST

Is this STILL seriously amusing you guys? Gettin’ kinda lame…

all-4-one | 2/10/2007, 1:58 am EST

yeah trey is not the same now,…….. but that whole thing about garbasail / what? I remember that from some other blog or something

Paul_Glace | 2/10/2007, 2:10 am EST

Well I’m sorry to tell you people that this is now over, the PT moral police have shown up and they say that this is not funny anymore. It was great making fun of eachother when this started, but for some reason I guess its sad now. I really don’t know the difference between the personal attacks last night and the ones from tonight (seeing the ones from last night were really vicious) but, I guess thats not up to me to differentiate between the two. So it was a good run and we must now call it quits before this becomes a characterture of its formal self.

we’re done

Page | 2/10/2007, 2:24 am EST

i’m only pissed at trey’s drug habit because he always eats my sammiches

Nerd Patrol= EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/10/2007, 2:26 am EST

Nerd Patrol | 2/10/2007, 1:57 am EST

Is this STILL seriously amusing you guys? Gettin’ kinda lame…

theBeerBaron | 2/10/2007, 2:36 am EST

Who is up for some Wii talk?

GO CUBS!

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 2:50 am EST

and it’s hilarious that whoever is impostering as me can’t even get my impeccable grammar and spelling down

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 3:28 am EST

can you see my tears where you are? probably not because you’re not in NYC like me.

::smilts self::

Troubled Young Christian Teen | 2/10/2007, 3:45 am EST

Oh crap I messed up again, forgive me please!

lucabrasi | 2/10/2007, 3:45 am EST

munchkinjess

owned?

bioueyes | 2/10/2007, 3:51 am EST

SO YOU NO AT

HORN | 2/10/2007, 4:01 am EST

Rhine wine, Car horn

Now that you’ve deceived me, and played my name around

And hung those nasty flyers, on all the buildings in town

Dribbled my possessions in a ring around the earth

And bought and sold my self-control for less than it was
worth

Now I know the reason that I’m feeling so forlorn

I’ll pick you up at eight as usual, listen for my horn

Rhine wine, Car Horn

Tela | 2/10/2007, 4:07 am EST

::Looks Down From Multibeast::

PT Rules all things.

DeadPickle | 2/10/2007, 4:14 am EST

jess are you by any chance in NYC?
because if you are, you’re better than everyone else except me.

Karma | 2/10/2007, 5:00 am EST

Looks like the PT troll that goes under the name munchkinjess is getting a little upset over all of this. I have one thing to say, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.
maybe you might pipe down with your incessant trolling of people you dissagree with on PT, but I doubt it. Ever heard of “just let it go”? yes? well to F’in bad, PT is sick of your constant long winded diatribes about how to think like you. You add zero to any discussion, all you do is call people names and act like you know more than the rest. Scew You Bitch.

Smokey1 | 2/10/2007, 5:05 am EST

Hey Jess did you make my Thai food?

EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/10/2007, 5:40 am EST

lol i cant believe these newbs are still posting on that thread

EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/10/2007, 5:43 am EST

self’d

parkinsons disease | 2/10/2007, 8:31 am EST

Page I miss you

miami piper | 2/10/2007, 8:37 am EST

please phish, open with me when you come back

J$ | 2/10/2007, 9:23 am EST

happy 10th anniversary of 2/20/93 everyone! rock n’ roll all nite.

Braun9 | 2/10/2007, 9:36 am EST

::malnourishes trey::

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 11:23 am EST

would someone pay attention to me?

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 11:28 am EST

i was just pretending to be mad so people would talk about me more. theres more to me than my spelling abilities. i also live in NYC btw. anyway, keep giving me something to talk about.

ogrmag74 | 2/10/2007, 11:56 am EST

I’m bringin shreksy back

Vince Welnick | 2/10/2007, 12:49 pm EST

:::offs self:::

smilt7 | 2/10/2007, 1:33 pm EST

is anyone sick of me yet?

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:52 pm EST

I would totally let smilt smilt me.

President Bush | 2/10/2007, 1:55 pm EST

Smilt and munchkinjess, the entire country has been sick of both of you since PT started.

-presidentially pwn3d

Ann Coulter | 2/10/2007, 2:08 pm EST

Swimmy, I have “toys”. Call me.

Amanda Wenk | 2/10/2007, 3:16 pm EST

Can you guys on PT find something better to spend your time obsessing over?

AvastYeMatey | 2/10/2007, 4:27 pm EST

was this photo taken during that crunchy gin and juice > marijuana segue at amys farm?

Boophish | 2/10/2007, 4:48 pm EST

Trey reminds me of Kermit the frog!!!

Shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 5:11 pm EST

I mean……

I…… I mean

I mean….

Daniel | 2/10/2007, 5:49 pm EST

Trey and the jamband sence is the best there is. Thank God for people who do music their own way.

Daniel | 2/10/2007, 6:48 pm EST

I mean if it wasnt for bands like Umph, moe, sts9, yonder, bisco, and SCI where would kids with horrible taste in music go to take drugs and dance like a retard?

bar farts | 2/10/2007, 7:21 pm EST

stink

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 7:29 pm EST

I know all of you wish you were me, but being this perfect isn’t easy. It takes time and effort to master an air of superiority and a condescending tone. And denying you’re wrong even when you know you are takes patience and years of practice. I wouldn’t wish the hours upon hours of labor I put into my arrogance, and the sheer obliviousness to it I’ve cultivated, on anyone.

kyndkate | 2/10/2007, 7:44 pm EST

dont you all just love wt ladies with fupas??

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 8:45 pm EST

NYC in the house!

guess where I live?

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 9:06 pm EST

i was definitely one of those kids who was traumatized by finding out there was no santa claus. but it wasn’t the santa thing so much as finding out that my parents really would lie to me about something like that after swearing they never lied to me, so of COURSE they were telling me the truth about santa.

i don’t think that’s cool. i think if you’re going to try to fool your kids, you should own up to the lie the first time they ask.

i mean, i had suspicions for years, but it wasn’t until i was 10 and confronted them with a “there’s no santa” episode of home improvement (haha) that they finally admitted it to me b/c they had no backup. my mom’s idea was that convincing me there was a santa claus until i was as old as possible would “preserve my childhood innocence.”

i have still not gotten over this (although my parents have done plenty more to add to the trauma since then) — and i am 25.

i might do the santa tradition when they’re really little and not really explain it until they ask, but i refuse to flat-out lie the way my parents did to me. it was one of the first major incidents that led me eventually to realize i couldn’t fucking trust my parents about anything…

shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 9:13 pm EST

i don’t even know like how people think the whole pitchfork thing is even funny anymore

i mean their # 8 album last year didn’t even make my top ten(it was #11)

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 9:54 pm EST

my writing style is persuasive; that’s why i’m a writer/editor.

I live in NYC, and hate my parents because of Santa.

Santa | 2/10/2007, 9:57 pm EST

I hate munchkinjess

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 10:38 pm EST

Anyone know whats going on in NYC tonight?

oops, thats right, I do!

BECAUSE I LIVE THERE!!!

Michael_Jackson_Pollock | 2/10/2007, 11:11 pm EST

RC: just got back from amy’s farm

Swimmy | 2/10/2007, 11:12 pm EST

You’re going down, Barack! REPUBS4LIFE!!!

sgrmag74 | 2/10/2007, 11:26 pm EST

Troll? You people really think I look like a troll?

WOW, I think I look more like a…….?

PT Lurker | 2/10/2007, 11:58 pm EST

You guys are retarded. But it is like a car wreck. It is SO bad, I cannot look away!

Morph430 | 2/11/2007, 12:04 am EST

You people need to lay off munchkinjess, but you can harp on Smeg74 all you want. She needs it.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 1:03 am EST

dont you just love the burnouts?

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 1:09 am EST

WHAT ABOUT ME!

lets play a game, its called where do I live?

I’ll give you one hint New York City.

OK, now guess which city I live in.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 1:20 am EST

when munchkinjess lived in the city she wasnt nearly such an obsessed burnout.

BigJoeBurell | 2/11/2007, 1:30 am EST

You little crackers is a funny bunch!

this just in from NYC~ | 2/11/2007, 1:42 am EST

A.P. – apparently all the dope Trey was going to shoot is now hidden in james browns unburied corpse surrounded by glitz hounds and estate hags who circle vulturously; latching on like newborn slugs for a hit. Thats how anna nicole bit it.

2/28/03 | 2/11/2007, 1:43 am EST

im a government conspiracy

2/28/03 | 2/11/2007, 2:06 am EST

I’m the greatest show ever, and you noobs know it! Check for a 2/28/03 tease during The Police tomorrow night on the Grammy’s.

Faces = melted

Flutegirl | 2/11/2007, 2:13 am EST

Trey smoked rocks from my flute during 2/28/03.

Pelkey | 2/11/2007, 2:38 am EST

Yo, my sugar mama and I are thinking of living in Mexico for 6 months. Where can I obtain a Visa for that length of time? Also, how can I ride this jobless gravy train for a few more years while traveling the world and posting about it on PT?

Fishbutt | 2/11/2007, 5:01 am EST

whats goin down, Lemonparty and Tubgirl? Orgy 2nite?

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 5:03 am EST

** best of RS Trey thread post poll thread vote poll post **

bakes1645 | 2/11/2007, 5:26 am EST

I’m not a sleazebag in any way, shape, or form. At all. In any way. Haven’t done anything that would warrent someone calling me that.

pt moderator | 2/11/2007, 5:51 am EST

i ruined the bakes1645 fun on PT. go me.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 6:16 am EST

I getting pissed off over all the attention that little skank with the fluffhead sign is getting on PT. Don’t you trolls know that I live in NYC and hate Santa? Jesus, LETS TALK ABOUT ME!

UNZZ UNZZ I’m 25 UNZZ UNZZ I’m smarter than you UNZZ UNZZ!

I EABOD | 2/11/2007, 6:20 am EST

I do it daily, ‘cuz thats my style.
IN YO FACE!

and jess.. EABOD

PT Lurker | 2/11/2007, 8:16 am EST

Gotta love those PT losers that have nothing better to do with their life than to sh*t all over one of the people who made it happen in the 1st place.

::rolls eyes and goes back to lurking:

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 10:56 am EST

Gotta love those PT losers that have nothing better to do with their life than to sh*t all over one of the people who made it happen in the 1st place.

::rolls eyes and goes back to lurking:

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 10:58 am EST

y’all suck,what a bunch of butters.

somophan | 2/11/2007, 11:07 am EST

does anyone need a ride anywhere? i havent left my room in 4 months and could use some company.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 12:10 pm EST

no one in the real world will listen to my BS anymore, so I go to message boards and FORCE my drama and insecurites onto others. i live in NYC.

Caterpillerr | 2/11/2007, 12:22 pm EST

I have horrible taste in music.

All of PT | 2/11/2007, 12:48 pm EST

munchkinjess what’s it like living in such a dramatic little world, where you make everyone love you or hate you, but they simply must pay attention to you? what a weird existence that must be. you must derive something from that, but it seems very strange to observe. it seems like an semi-educated child throwing a fit. like a teenage girl making a scene in the parking lot of a pizza parlor on a Friday night because her boyfriend at college didn’t call her when he said he would.

All of PT | 2/11/2007, 12:48 pm EST

jess– i’m sorry but you really do sound ridiculously over-dramatic and attention starved most of the time on this board. I propose for valentine’s day that your boyfriend buys you a new boyfriend. One that will give you the attention you need. That way it’ll save us a lot of time and PT lots of bandwidth. It’s a win-win.

Terry Shaivo | 2/11/2007, 12:52 pm EST

Just wanted to say thanks for bringing the FLUFFHEAD sign out to the protests over my healthcare. (~):o)

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 12:55 pm EST

I rent in Manhattan. I’m poor all the time, but it’s so worth it.

Manhattan is in NYC, and thats where I am. blah blah blah….

ShawnCarter | 2/11/2007, 1:13 pm EST

just listened to The Police’s performance at the Grammys, and it met my standards.

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 1:34 pm EST

I take that back. After reviewing the grammys for the last 15mins, I’d have to say,

meh

I don’t even understand how you brain dead people lap up their pop, if you want to hear good pop check out the new Fall Out Boy, or Nelly Furtado if you really want to hear GOOD music check out anything Timberland produced.

::pleads with self to gain the courage to shoot myself in the head::

_orion_ | 2/11/2007, 1:39 pm EST

I am better than all PT, I’m so fucking cool.

sweet blog

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 1:40 pm EST

::pillow fights self::

::cries::

::posts 10,000,000 word blog on PT about it::

pezman | 2/11/2007, 1:48 pm EST

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!

Trey Anastasio | 2/11/2007, 1:51 pm EST

Rolling Stone made Phish break up.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 1:51 pm EST

new poll: who’s more of a burnout?
. munchkinjess?
2. shawncarter?
. trey?

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 1:52 pm EST

ok. just finished watching the 2016 Grammys and this hot new band Thunder Power performs with the sick new rapper Puff Puff Pass and it was OFF THE HOOK! 2016 is so much better than the year you losers are stuck in.

Prince | 2/11/2007, 1:58 pm EST

I’m better than Phish.

The Police | 2/11/2007, 1:59 pm EST

we’re overrated

Magneto | 2/11/2007, 2:01 pm EST

I am the best X-Men.

Cable is the 2nd best.

TheBeerBaron | 2/11/2007, 2:01 pm EST

who is up for some Wii talk?

I don’t play it much, but I do like to talk about it.

kyndkate | 2/11/2007, 2:02 pm EST

guys, im not a virgin anymore, can we talk about that??? GUYS????

Trey Anastasio | 2/11/2007, 2:02 pm EST

RS broke up Phish.

jane fonda | 2/11/2007, 2:04 pm EST

get ready for buttocks-tucks, these are my favorite!

kyndkate | 2/11/2007, 2:07 pm EST

some guy shot me in the face today, when he mistook me for a rodent(a nutria he later said). the funny thing is i was sitting in my car at a traffic light. one minute your sitting in your car blasting umph and giving the peace sign to everyone in sight and the next you have a bullet in your cheek. SOOOOO unheady.

Carlos Mencia | 2/11/2007, 2:08 pm EST

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:12 pm EST

Why arn’t we talking about real issues!

for example:

How my taste in music is better than yours

Pills I take

How Santa makes parents lie

How I’m asain

Bisco

UNZZ

MORE ME ME ME ME!!!!

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:17 pm EST

Enough guys, (BHJ), get over me!

pheesh | 2/11/2007, 2:17 pm EST

waaahhh!! dont own or we’ll ban you from pheesh!!!! dont make us ban you from pheesh!!!

Jackson Sneed | 2/11/2007, 2:20 pm EST

just sold 10 more albums, thanks guys!

sugrmag74 | 2/11/2007, 2:24 pm EST

Have I told any of you about my new computer, yup, I got a new computer. I will now make 1,000 posts in every thread about my new computer.

PS I have a new computer!

::gets the old Abe Lincoln from Duanebase::

fluffhead | 2/11/2007, 2:26 pm EST

i sho’ got some powerful pills!

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 2:30 pm EST

So guys, this is like getting kind of sad. I mean, I’m not even a Police fan. They’re like, old and stuff. Meh, whatever.

::buys tickets to 20 more shows with allowance::

7/8/77 | 2/11/2007, 2:31 pm EST

You never read this post. you love your government. you want to buy american cars. you never read this post.

PlusSizeModel | 2/11/2007, 2:34 pm EST

Just gave Dane Cook a ride in the limo. He says my bits are almost as funny as his. I am so on my way to stardom.

Dane Cook | 2/11/2007, 2:36 pm EST

I know you hippies really like me, but since I’m popular its heady for you wooks to say i suck. gotta go underground brahs.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:42 pm EST

I act like I’m over all these bad things you people are saying, yet I’m really boiling over it. You people need to get a life, but Trolls will be Trolls. I’m sure someone will post some more shit about me but I’m over it. Really keep posting I’m over it. If I wern’t over it I wouldn’t be here posting. You people just keep doing what you’re doing, thinking you’re funny, but your not. Pt loves me, and I know its just BHJ doing all this, and so does PT. I’d like it if some of my fans from PT could post a response to this here, so I could prove to you all that I have people there that truly care about what I have to say. You know I really over all this. Its not worth my time to even post about it. You know being over it makes me better than not being over it. You people think this bothers me, well it doesn’t. I over it, done, I don’t care. I haven’t even thought about this RS shit in mins. I haven’t hit refresh at all since the first time someone posted as me. Why you might ask, because I don’t care. Thats why I’m posting over here, because I want you all to know I don’t care. I’m over this child like BS. I don’t even think about it. Why do you people think you need to post about me. ARE YOU OBSESSED? I think so. Get over me :-)

NYC is where I live.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:45 pm EST

I am sooo over this, I’m not even thinking about it. At All, notta, none, zero, zip.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:49 pm EST

I’m not even checking this thread anymore to search for more comments! I am so over this!

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:57 pm EST

Do you see how over this I am? I am so over this! Time to go out into the Big Apple and do important things. By the way, that’s New York City for all you fools unlucky enough to live in a city other than that. That’s right, I live in NYC. The city that never sleeps. El Grande Manzana. THE CITY. You know you want to be me. Do you see how over this I am? Do you see? I am sooooo over it! If you think this is going to stop me from PTing, it’s not. People love me there. They LOVE me. I am an important person. I am big in Japan. I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:00 pm EST

like i said before, i’m so over this. never checking this board again. i live in NYC.

THE REAL munchkinjess' sister | 2/11/2007, 3:01 pm EST

She is so over this.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:09 pm EST

you guys are wasting your time, because like i said before i’m done with this board.

THE REAL shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 3:17 pm EST

I’m not over this

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:18 pm EST

well shawncarter I’m over this, I haven’t even been back since my first post.

THE REAL PT | 2/11/2007, 3:18 pm EST

we’re over both of you

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:19 pm EST

i feel the same way as shawn — weirded out that someone would just put all this effort into it.

and you’re probably right ashev, but oh well. what’s done is done; it’s not going to change my life or my PTing or anything. i’m over the initial surprise and at this point it’s gotten kind of old, but i suppose it’s kind of amusing.

i just think it’s really pathetic to hide behind the anonymity of the internet — at least stand behind your own words!

trolls will be trolls.

bakes1645's naked girlfriend | 2/11/2007, 4:11 pm EST

My nipples are like pancakes.

lnnocentcriminal | 2/11/2007, 4:20 pm EST

::lurks PT 24/7 waiting for SimpleTwist to post::

Jon Jon Fishman wap mick | 2/11/2007, 4:37 pm EST

Hey! I drive a dodge stratus too!!!

Jon Jon Fishman wap mick | 2/11/2007, 4:41 pm EST

so far these are my 2 favorite back to back posts:
“Jen Hartswick | 2/8/2007, 5:38 pm EST
Breakfast: 9 chocolate chip pancakes, 16 egg omlette, two boxes of bacon, brick of cream cheese, and a chocolate shake.
Lunch: 12 tacos, 3 Double Whoppers w/ cheese, 4 large french fries, 2 chicken pot pies, jar of pasta sauce(hold the pasta), 5 king size snickers, and a gallon of whole milk.
Dinner: 3 20oz steaks w/ onions and mushrooms, 2 baked potatoes w/ everything, 2 large deep dish pizzas, 3 live cats, 4 gallons of rocky road, and lean cuisine fish dinner.
Skittles | 2/8/2007, 5:39 pm EST
Breakfast – Jen H
Lunch – Angioplasty
Second Lunch – 10 pound bag of skittles with side of sour cream. “

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 4:43 pm EST

RC:feels bad for me and munchkin jess

it’s like so not funny, it’s just weird

treyphan420 | 2/11/2007, 5:22 pm EST

420 brahs!!!!

RS BLEW YOU | 2/11/2007, 5:30 pm EST

EVERYONE THAT POSTED HERE INCLUDING ME SUCKS. HOW FAR FROM THE ACTUAL TOPIC DID YOU ALL GO. WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF JACK HOLE LOSERS. FROM HEAD TO TOE.

PhantasyTour | 2/11/2007, 5:38 pm EST

Pffft, mtv.com is so not h3tty.

#1 phan | 2/11/2007, 5:40 pm EST

I LOVE YOU TRAY!

tomwalsh | 2/11/2007, 9:41 pm EST

denise richards is such a bitch…have you seen these pictures where she is snorting mad lines with Richie Sambora on the beach?? she totally screwed over Charlie Sheen and then goes out and does lines with Richie Sambora on the beach…doesn’t she know the papparrazzi is everywhere? if anybody needs me i’ll be over at perezhilton

Debbie Koon$ Garcia | 2/11/2007, 10:38 pm EST

Let’s get together to discuss marketing on the page… you always want to make as much money as possible…

Justin Timberlake | 2/11/2007, 11:38 pm EST

To whomever this “ShawnCarter” guy is, I have a few things to say….

1. I am glad that you are a fan, but please STOP WRITING ME. I’m happy you dig the music but all of these letters saying you “love” me and know we should be together are really creeping me out.

2. Please do not send me anymore photos of you boat shoes. I guess those are cool, but I could really care less.

Sincerly
“JT”

The Police | 2/12/2007, 11:22 am EST

overrated

whole music lovin free world | 2/12/2007, 11:40 am EST

these comments have shown us all EXACTLY why Phish broke up. if i had you idiots following me around the country all the time, i’d probably go hide out on an alpaca farm too.

MOTHERSHIP 2008 | 2/12/2007, 11:42 am EST

PHLY PHOWL PHLY

THE BRAHPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED

PT'ers like the Talking Heads | 2/12/2007, 12:21 pm EST

PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
…Shut the fuck up!

**kyndkate** | 2/12/2007, 1:37 pm EST

I hope all you he33ty brahs love my fupa or my gunt if you will!

BARBERSTAINT | 2/12/2007, 1:44 pm EST

OMG TREY IS THE UNZZ MASTER, IMAGINE BROWNIE DROPS THE UNZZ UNZZ UNZZ LIKE SEEDS OF TRANCE, MANGS CHILZ IN THE BACK WITH SHOOOT TUK SHOOT TUK, PLOWING OVER GROOVE SOIL, ALAN HANGS ON THE SIDE WITH A LITTLE TSKA TSKA TSKA WATERING THE GROOVE, AND BARBS GERMINATES IT ALL WITH A DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, THAT IS THE DEEMSTER FIELD, AKA TREY.

tomwalsh | 2/12/2007, 1:46 pm EST

Oh did I hear someone say my name? ive been SO BUSY over at tmz.com and perezhilton.com…

TTFN – have to run out to the store to pick up the Enquirer and the Star.

davidgrote | 2/12/2007, 3:26 pm EST

“we’re done”

Beauford T. Justice | 2/12/2007, 3:49 pm EST

Where’s the Gumbo?, June 23, 2004

Reviewer: Beauford T. Justice from Terrapin Station

Never in my life have I come across a Cookbook with such degrading,
racial overtones.

Ms. Robinson claims her Goulash to be “Fit for Hitler’s feast, and
with half the calories!”

She calls her low-carb nachos “Ziesty as a drunk, lazy Mexican”

In reference to the Oriental, she comments: “The Japanese are a putrid
bunch with the lowest obessity rate in the world. It’s only the
noodles, It’s only the noodles”.

I was shocked and appalled when she claimed her Spicy Tuna Casserole
was “so easy to make, even a Polack can do it.” I was angered when she
said “My fat-free Cornbread is mouth-watering. Take it down to the
Central part of town, and the Coloreds will steal it in no time.”

I am aware that Ms. Robinson has a history of writing uninformed,
ignorant material, but this is just too much. I am writing my
Congressman as we speak.

Miami Piper | 2/12/2007, 5:08 pm EST

if I farted it would smell like epic.

FecesBucket | 2/12/2007, 5:19 pm EST

Sometimes my PP gets elongated when Nate Wilson rips sick solos.

hot teens | 2/12/2007, 5:32 pm EST

man, onebrokedrunk is so hot and awesome. I want to tap.

OBD's ex-boss | 2/12/2007, 6:08 pm EST

tapping is ok, just make sure its on my floor after I fall asleep.

shawncarter | 2/12/2007, 7:18 pm EST

**Most Underappreciated RS shawncarter Posts Thread Vote Poll 2007**

shawncarter & munchkinjess | 2/12/2007, 8:07 pm EST

we are both condescending know it alls.

Girl's father that OBD tapped | 2/12/2007, 8:21 pm EST

can you let me take photos next time?

BOOK | 2/12/2007, 10:24 pm EST

Yeh everyone shave ur heads and cut ur rists

OneBrokeDrunk | 2/13/2007, 3:49 pm EST

wanna tap?

zappafrank | 2/13/2007, 3:52 pm EST

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”

bless you fine folks | 2/13/2007, 7:45 pm EST

stay healthy and take good care of yourselves

shakedown814 | 2/13/2007, 8:06 pm EST

Trey,
Do what you need to do, but for the love of god, get clean and get Phish back together. Not necessarily in that order.

Phecal Fan | 2/13/2007, 8:37 pm EST

::un-neuters dog::

PlusSizeModel | 2/13/2007, 9:01 pm EST

Help! ive feden my limo acid!

Full Suspension | 2/14/2007, 1:19 am EST

thats it? :`(

Optimus Prime | 2/14/2007, 9:22 am EST

I will destroy you all.

Superfly | 2/14/2007, 9:38 am EST

Trey, whats your legal situation? Is the phish reunion still on for bonnaroo? let me know.

jasonp | 2/14/2007, 12:36 pm EST

sorry clowns, I hope to be back to PT soon!

Anonymous | 2/14/2007, 3:29 pm EST

stay strong jasonP. you will be back soon!

Full Suspension | 2/14/2007, 5:14 pm EST

cmon! please keep this thread alive. i need something to read between my gay porn jerk sessions.

Tray's 2004 Audi | 2/14/2007, 6:13 pm EST

So, I just got back from Coventry, brahs…

parkinsons disease victim | 2/14/2007, 7:55 pm EST

I make a hell of a lot more sense than this crappy thread, watch me shake!

Jon Fishman | 2/14/2007, 8:50 pm EST

I will crrrrrrush you!

if your memory serves you well | 2/14/2007, 8:56 pm EST

I thought Trey told us that if there was ever a “Phish reunion” we should all come and throw melons and fruit at the stage…

Dunzo | 2/15/2007, 6:13 pm EST

dunzo

bumhand | 2/16/2007, 1:02 pm EST

NYC smells like urine

Cam B. | 2/19/2007, 1:58 am EST

TREY take a deep breath, it will all be ok.

gsbe | 2/19/2007, 4:50 pm EST

The writing has been on Trey’s wall for a long time. I cringed while I watched him miss easy chords on their last concert and knew that the spiral had begun in Ernest. Pun intended.

The best thing for Trey right now would be for the courts to force him to return to music school and ONLY allow him to write string quartets. Phish’s music started out as an extension of what Trey was studying in music school and THAT is what turned the jamband world on its ear – the music. Not the scene, not the drugs, not the bouncing balls and trampolines. This was experimental music; had it not had a drumset and electric instruments it easily could have passed as contemporary classical music. I’d love to see Trey return to his roots and write compelling music again. Finding that fire might just be the best rehab in the world for a serious musician.

KreweDeKilgore | 3/6/2007, 7:26 pm EST

is in the hizzouse bitches!

KreweDeKilgore | 3/6/2007, 7:41 pm EST

So apparently we landed on the moon. This is news to me.

Deemster404 | 3/6/2007, 8:08 pm EST

TREY IS MY DADDY. I LOVE HIM LIKE LIL WAYNE LOVES BABY.

Catalina Islander | 3/20/2007, 3:47 am EST

About the fruit comment that was made from ” if your memory serves you right” on 2/14/07, well shall i say your memory is not serving you right. Trey told us that if Phish ever reunited and toured as Phish without all 4 members then we may throw fruit at them. Actually it was a tomatoes, some say fruits are tomatoes, some say tomatoes are fruits.

Catalina Island | 3/20/2007, 3:51 am EST

About the fruit throwing comment that “if your memory serves you right” made, shall i say your memory didnt serve you right. Trey said if Phish ever toured without all 4 members on stage then we could throw fruit. Actually tomatoes, some say fruits are tomatoes, some say tomatoes are fruits.

A PTer | 3/24/2007, 9:34 pm EST

I found this pill on the ground, can anyone help me figure out if I can make me high?

FluffDead | 3/30/2007, 1:06 pm EST

I, meaning myself, assuredly aspire for Phish to agglomerate unto a collective muster of gooey, intramural hullabaloo that we heretofore have developed to apperceive and adulate. I once sublimated that I amalgamated with countrymen and affinity at a wondorous, awe-inspiring rigmarole of the four representatives of thus aforementioned bevy. And it was glorious indeed. Now where is my hubble-bubble? I require stonage!

cashmans cheque | 4/22/2007, 12:39 pm EST

trey is a witch. its obvious right? he has red hair. all red heads are witches and should be burned.

BIG FRANK | 7/18/2007, 10:44 am EST

COOK A BOWL!

munchkinjess | 10/17/2007, 2:05 am EST

Still in NY! Still better than you!

halsey | 12/12/2007, 1:53 am EST

that’s funny, I’m about a year late here but cut your hair? I assume you’re a dead head and you’re hating on the phish phans thats a good laugh, thank you, I was waiting for a laugh like that. You better be old and a deadhead from at least before 74 of that really is not warrented, Phish reunion will be the second comming of christ, and yes I’m praying and waiting.

THE FUTURE | 5/28/2008, 8:08 pm EST

NOW

Andrew | 5/30/2008, 12:51 am EST

Christ must be coming!

Anonymous | 1/25/2009, 3:32 am EST

lol how off topic this went almost like wandering through a phish crowd.

COOK A BOWL!

NYC smells like urine

d00d, get you 3rd eye together.

d00d, get you 3rd eye together.

above quoted from this thread, I like the last one the best I seriously laughed hard on that on

hosemaster | 6/19/2009, 7:27 pm EST

this is a sweet thread

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