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Trey Speaks: Drugs, Rehab and Phish Reunion Rumors

2/8/07, 3:55 pm EST

A packed house of jam band acolytes — sporting the patchwork garb and unkempt hair of the genre’s early Nineties heyday — hooted and cheered their way through Rolling Stone scribe Anthony DeCurtis’ interview with erstwhile Phish frontman Trey Anastasio at the 92nd Street Y in Manhattan last night. On the forefront of everyone’s mind was a topic that, as DeCurtis explained, was “for legal reasons” only mentioned off-hand…at least fifty times: Anastasio’s recent arrest for drug possession. (He’s currently facing felony charges, and could face jail time if convicted.)

Phans were treated to a different Trey last night — less rock star, more humble musician. Massaging his fingers nervously, he discussed his struggle with narcotics, and his relief at having to face his addiction. (He confirmed he had actually thanked the arresting officer.) Thinking that he could fix the problem himself, he explained, was at the root of the problem.

DeCurtis introduced Anastasio by reading an excerpt from an interview he’d conducted with the singer just before Phish broke up in 2004. In it, Anastasio described his relationship with his music — how he saw it as a reflection of the natural world and his role as the conduit. Among his confessions last night, Anastasio admitted he had lost sight of that feeling in recent years and is only now beginning to find it again. But that hasn’t stopped him from writing new songs.

When DeCurtis gestured at the acoustic guitar resting on the stage beside Anastasio mid-interview, he played cuts from both of his post-Phish solo albums: the quiet “Wherever You Find It” and “A Case of Ice and Snow,” which he described as “letters to my fans.” Both ballads exuded a somber quietude as Anastasio’s voice reached for high notes, the pain and regret in his throat contrasting with powerful chords plucked on the guitar.

During the second half of the evening, DeCurtis asked questions from the audience. The first concerned the jam band phenomenon and its wide-ranging appeal, to which Anastasio responded that every genre of music fits in its own time period, and never sounds quite right anywhere else: “Swing will never sound as good as it did in the ’40s,” he said. Phish, he explained, was counter-culture and outside the system — exactly when people needed it.

Finally, the inevitable question: Are there plans for a Phish reunion? Anastasio’s response was guarded. But to the audience’s delight, he said that if he were to find himself onstage with his three former bandmates, “I would be the happiest person in the world.” In the meantime he says he hopes to do more work with the Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh.

The evening ended with one final performance of Phish’s “Pebbles and Marbles.” As the near-flawless performance concluded, a rapt DeCurtis paused to thank Anastasio — a remark drowned under thunderous applause.


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Andrew | 5/30/2008, 12:51 am EST

Christ must be coming!

THE FUTURE | 5/28/2008, 8:08 pm EST

NOW

halsey | 12/12/2007, 1:53 am EST

that’s funny, I’m about a year late here but cut your hair? I assume you’re a dead head and you’re hating on the phish phans thats a good laugh, thank you, I was waiting for a laugh like that. You better be old and a deadhead from at least before 74 of that really is not warrented, Phish reunion will be the second comming of christ, and yes I’m praying and waiting.

munchkinjess | 10/17/2007, 2:05 am EST

Still in NY! Still better than you!

BIG FRANK | 7/18/2007, 10:44 am EST

COOK A BOWL!

cashmans cheque | 4/22/2007, 12:39 pm EST

trey is a witch. its obvious right? he has red hair. all red heads are witches and should be burned.

FluffDead | 3/30/2007, 1:06 pm EST

I, meaning myself, assuredly aspire for Phish to agglomerate unto a collective muster of gooey, intramural hullabaloo that we heretofore have developed to apperceive and adulate. I once sublimated that I amalgamated with countrymen and affinity at a wondorous, awe-inspiring rigmarole of the four representatives of thus aforementioned bevy. And it was glorious indeed. Now where is my hubble-bubble? I require stonage!

A PTer | 3/24/2007, 9:34 pm EST

I found this pill on the ground, can anyone help me figure out if I can make me high?

Catalina Island | 3/20/2007, 3:51 am EST

About the fruit throwing comment that “if your memory serves you right” made, shall i say your memory didnt serve you right. Trey said if Phish ever toured without all 4 members on stage then we could throw fruit. Actually tomatoes, some say fruits are tomatoes, some say tomatoes are fruits.

Catalina Islander | 3/20/2007, 3:47 am EST

About the fruit comment that was made from ” if your memory serves you right” on 2/14/07, well shall i say your memory is not serving you right. Trey told us that if Phish ever reunited and toured as Phish without all 4 members then we may throw fruit at them. Actually it was a tomatoes, some say fruits are tomatoes, some say tomatoes are fruits.

Deemster404 | 3/6/2007, 8:08 pm EST

TREY IS MY DADDY. I LOVE HIM LIKE LIL WAYNE LOVES BABY.

KreweDeKilgore | 3/6/2007, 7:41 pm EST

So apparently we landed on the moon. This is news to me.

KreweDeKilgore | 3/6/2007, 7:26 pm EST

is in the hizzouse bitches!

gsbe | 2/19/2007, 4:50 pm EST

The writing has been on Trey’s wall for a long time. I cringed while I watched him miss easy chords on their last concert and knew that the spiral had begun in Ernest. Pun intended.

The best thing for Trey right now would be for the courts to force him to return to music school and ONLY allow him to write string quartets. Phish’s music started out as an extension of what Trey was studying in music school and THAT is what turned the jamband world on its ear - the music. Not the scene, not the drugs, not the bouncing balls and trampolines. This was experimental music; had it not had a drumset and electric instruments it easily could have passed as contemporary classical music. I’d love to see Trey return to his roots and write compelling music again. Finding that fire might just be the best rehab in the world for a serious musician.

Cam B. | 2/19/2007, 1:58 am EST

TREY take a deep breath, it will all be ok.

bumhand | 2/16/2007, 1:02 pm EST

NYC smells like urine

Dunzo | 2/15/2007, 6:13 pm EST

dunzo

if your memory serves you well | 2/14/2007, 8:56 pm EST

I thought Trey told us that if there was ever a “Phish reunion” we should all come and throw melons and fruit at the stage…

Jon Fishman | 2/14/2007, 8:50 pm EST

I will crrrrrrush you!

parkinsons disease victim | 2/14/2007, 7:55 pm EST

I make a hell of a lot more sense than this crappy thread, watch me shake!

Tray's 2004 Audi | 2/14/2007, 6:13 pm EST

So, I just got back from Coventry, brahs…

Full Suspension | 2/14/2007, 5:14 pm EST

cmon! please keep this thread alive. i need something to read between my gay porn jerk sessions.

Anonymous | 2/14/2007, 3:29 pm EST

stay strong jasonP. you will be back soon!

jasonp | 2/14/2007, 12:36 pm EST

sorry clowns, I hope to be back to PT soon!

Superfly | 2/14/2007, 9:38 am EST

Trey, whats your legal situation? Is the phish reunion still on for bonnaroo? let me know.

Optimus Prime | 2/14/2007, 9:22 am EST

I will destroy you all.

Full Suspension | 2/14/2007, 1:19 am EST

thats it? :`(

PlusSizeModel | 2/13/2007, 9:01 pm EST

Help! ive feden my limo acid!

Phecal Fan | 2/13/2007, 8:37 pm EST

::un-neuters dog::

shakedown814 | 2/13/2007, 8:06 pm EST

Trey,
Do what you need to do, but for the love of god, get clean and get Phish back together. Not necessarily in that order.

bless you fine folks | 2/13/2007, 7:45 pm EST

stay healthy and take good care of yourselves

zappafrank | 2/13/2007, 3:52 pm EST

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”

OneBrokeDrunk | 2/13/2007, 3:49 pm EST

wanna tap?

BOOK | 2/12/2007, 10:24 pm EST

Yeh everyone shave ur heads and cut ur rists

Girl's father that OBD tapped | 2/12/2007, 8:21 pm EST

can you let me take photos next time?

shawncarter & munchkinjess | 2/12/2007, 8:07 pm EST

we are both condescending know it alls.

shawncarter | 2/12/2007, 7:18 pm EST

**Most Underappreciated RS shawncarter Posts Thread Vote Poll 2007**

OBD's ex-boss | 2/12/2007, 6:08 pm EST

tapping is ok, just make sure its on my floor after I fall asleep.

hot teens | 2/12/2007, 5:32 pm EST

man, onebrokedrunk is so hot and awesome. I want to tap.

FecesBucket | 2/12/2007, 5:19 pm EST

Sometimes my PP gets elongated when Nate Wilson rips sick solos.

Miami Piper | 2/12/2007, 5:08 pm EST

if I farted it would smell like epic.

Beauford T. Justice | 2/12/2007, 3:49 pm EST

Where’s the Gumbo?, June 23, 2004

Reviewer: Beauford T. Justice from Terrapin Station

Never in my life have I come across a Cookbook with such degrading,
racial overtones.

Ms. Robinson claims her Goulash to be “Fit for Hitler’s feast, and
with half the calories!”

She calls her low-carb nachos “Ziesty as a drunk, lazy Mexican”

In reference to the Oriental, she comments: “The Japanese are a putrid
bunch with the lowest obessity rate in the world. It’s only the
noodles, It’s only the noodles”.

I was shocked and appalled when she claimed her Spicy Tuna Casserole
was “so easy to make, even a Polack can do it.” I was angered when she
said “My fat-free Cornbread is mouth-watering. Take it down to the
Central part of town, and the Coloreds will steal it in no time.”

I am aware that Ms. Robinson has a history of writing uninformed,
ignorant material, but this is just too much. I am writing my
Congressman as we speak.

davidgrote | 2/12/2007, 3:26 pm EST

“we’re done”

tomwalsh | 2/12/2007, 1:46 pm EST

Oh did I hear someone say my name? ive been SO BUSY over at tmz.com and perezhilton.com…

TTFN - have to run out to the store to pick up the Enquirer and the Star.

BARBERSTAINT | 2/12/2007, 1:44 pm EST

OMG TREY IS THE UNZZ MASTER, IMAGINE BROWNIE DROPS THE UNZZ UNZZ UNZZ LIKE SEEDS OF TRANCE, MANGS CHILZ IN THE BACK WITH SHOOOT TUK SHOOT TUK, PLOWING OVER GROOVE SOIL, ALAN HANGS ON THE SIDE WITH A LITTLE TSKA TSKA TSKA WATERING THE GROOVE, AND BARBS GERMINATES IT ALL WITH A DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, THAT IS THE DEEMSTER FIELD, AKA TREY.

**kyndkate** | 2/12/2007, 1:37 pm EST

I hope all you he33ty brahs love my fupa or my gunt if you will!

PT'ers like the Talking Heads | 2/12/2007, 12:21 pm EST

PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
PT’ers like the Talking Heads…always have.
…Shut the fuck up!

MOTHERSHIP 2008 | 2/12/2007, 11:42 am EST

PHLY PHOWL PHLY

THE BRAHPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED

whole music lovin free world | 2/12/2007, 11:40 am EST

these comments have shown us all EXACTLY why Phish broke up. if i had you idiots following me around the country all the time, i’d probably go hide out on an alpaca farm too.

The Police | 2/12/2007, 11:22 am EST

overrated

Justin Timberlake | 2/11/2007, 11:38 pm EST

To whomever this “ShawnCarter” guy is, I have a few things to say….

1. I am glad that you are a fan, but please STOP WRITING ME. I’m happy you dig the music but all of these letters saying you “love” me and know we should be together are really creeping me out.

2. Please do not send me anymore photos of you boat shoes. I guess those are cool, but I could really care less.

Sincerly
“JT”

Debbie Koon$ Garcia | 2/11/2007, 10:38 pm EST

Let’s get together to discuss marketing on the page… you always want to make as much money as possible…

tomwalsh | 2/11/2007, 9:41 pm EST

denise richards is such a bitch…have you seen these pictures where she is snorting mad lines with Richie Sambora on the beach?? she totally screwed over Charlie Sheen and then goes out and does lines with Richie Sambora on the beach…doesn’t she know the papparrazzi is everywhere? if anybody needs me i’ll be over at perezhilton

#1 phan | 2/11/2007, 5:40 pm EST

I LOVE YOU TRAY!

PhantasyTour | 2/11/2007, 5:38 pm EST

Pffft, mtv.com is so not h3tty.

RS BLEW YOU | 2/11/2007, 5:30 pm EST

EVERYONE THAT POSTED HERE INCLUDING ME SUCKS. HOW FAR FROM THE ACTUAL TOPIC DID YOU ALL GO. WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF JACK HOLE LOSERS. FROM HEAD TO TOE.

treyphan420 | 2/11/2007, 5:22 pm EST

420 brahs!!!!

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 4:43 pm EST

RC:feels bad for me and munchkin jess

it’s like so not funny, it’s just weird

Jon Jon Fishman wap mick | 2/11/2007, 4:41 pm EST

so far these are my 2 favorite back to back posts:
“Jen Hartswick | 2/8/2007, 5:38 pm EST
Breakfast: 9 chocolate chip pancakes, 16 egg omlette, two boxes of bacon, brick of cream cheese, and a chocolate shake.
Lunch: 12 tacos, 3 Double Whoppers w/ cheese, 4 large french fries, 2 chicken pot pies, jar of pasta sauce(hold the pasta), 5 king size snickers, and a gallon of whole milk.
Dinner: 3 20oz steaks w/ onions and mushrooms, 2 baked potatoes w/ everything, 2 large deep dish pizzas, 3 live cats, 4 gallons of rocky road, and lean cuisine fish dinner.
Skittles | 2/8/2007, 5:39 pm EST
Breakfast - Jen H
Lunch - Angioplasty
Second Lunch - 10 pound bag of skittles with side of sour cream. “

Jon Jon Fishman wap mick | 2/11/2007, 4:37 pm EST

Hey! I drive a dodge stratus too!!!

lnnocentcriminal | 2/11/2007, 4:20 pm EST

::lurks PT 24/7 waiting for SimpleTwist to post::

bakes1645's naked girlfriend | 2/11/2007, 4:11 pm EST

My nipples are like pancakes.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:19 pm EST

i feel the same way as shawn — weirded out that someone would just put all this effort into it.

and you’re probably right ashev, but oh well. what’s done is done; it’s not going to change my life or my PTing or anything. i’m over the initial surprise and at this point it’s gotten kind of old, but i suppose it’s kind of amusing.

i just think it’s really pathetic to hide behind the anonymity of the internet — at least stand behind your own words!

trolls will be trolls.

THE REAL PT | 2/11/2007, 3:18 pm EST

we’re over both of you

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:18 pm EST

well shawncarter I’m over this, I haven’t even been back since my first post.

THE REAL shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 3:17 pm EST

I’m not over this

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:09 pm EST

you guys are wasting your time, because like i said before i’m done with this board.

THE REAL munchkinjess' sister | 2/11/2007, 3:01 pm EST

She is so over this.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 3:00 pm EST

like i said before, i’m so over this. never checking this board again. i live in NYC.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:57 pm EST

Do you see how over this I am? I am so over this! Time to go out into the Big Apple and do important things. By the way, that’s New York City for all you fools unlucky enough to live in a city other than that. That’s right, I live in NYC. The city that never sleeps. El Grande Manzana. THE CITY. You know you want to be me. Do you see how over this I am? Do you see? I am sooooo over it! If you think this is going to stop me from PTing, it’s not. People love me there. They LOVE me. I am an important person. I am big in Japan. I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:49 pm EST

I’m not even checking this thread anymore to search for more comments! I am so over this!

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:45 pm EST

I am sooo over this, I’m not even thinking about it. At All, notta, none, zero, zip.

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:42 pm EST

I act like I’m over all these bad things you people are saying, yet I’m really boiling over it. You people need to get a life, but Trolls will be Trolls. I’m sure someone will post some more shit about me but I’m over it. Really keep posting I’m over it. If I wern’t over it I wouldn’t be here posting. You people just keep doing what you’re doing, thinking you’re funny, but your not. Pt loves me, and I know its just BHJ doing all this, and so does PT. I’d like it if some of my fans from PT could post a response to this here, so I could prove to you all that I have people there that truly care about what I have to say. You know I really over all this. Its not worth my time to even post about it. You know being over it makes me better than not being over it. You people think this bothers me, well it doesn’t. I over it, done, I don’t care. I haven’t even thought about this RS shit in mins. I haven’t hit refresh at all since the first time someone posted as me. Why you might ask, because I don’t care. Thats why I’m posting over here, because I want you all to know I don’t care. I’m over this child like BS. I don’t even think about it. Why do you people think you need to post about me. ARE YOU OBSESSED? I think so. Get over me :-)

NYC is where I live.

Dane Cook | 2/11/2007, 2:36 pm EST

I know you hippies really like me, but since I’m popular its heady for you wooks to say i suck. gotta go underground brahs.

PlusSizeModel | 2/11/2007, 2:34 pm EST

Just gave Dane Cook a ride in the limo. He says my bits are almost as funny as his. I am so on my way to stardom.

7/8/77 | 2/11/2007, 2:31 pm EST

You never read this post. you love your government. you want to buy american cars. you never read this post.

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 2:30 pm EST

So guys, this is like getting kind of sad. I mean, I’m not even a Police fan. They’re like, old and stuff. Meh, whatever.

::buys tickets to 20 more shows with allowance::

fluffhead | 2/11/2007, 2:26 pm EST

i sho’ got some powerful pills!

sugrmag74 | 2/11/2007, 2:24 pm EST

Have I told any of you about my new computer, yup, I got a new computer. I will now make 1,000 posts in every thread about my new computer.

PS I have a new computer!

::gets the old Abe Lincoln from Duanebase::

Jackson Sneed | 2/11/2007, 2:20 pm EST

just sold 10 more albums, thanks guys!

pheesh | 2/11/2007, 2:17 pm EST

waaahhh!! dont own or we’ll ban you from pheesh!!!! dont make us ban you from pheesh!!!

THE REAL munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:17 pm EST

Enough guys, (BHJ), get over me!

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 2:12 pm EST

Why arn’t we talking about real issues!

for example:

How my taste in music is better than yours

Pills I take

How Santa makes parents lie

How I’m asain

Bisco

UNZZ

MORE ME ME ME ME!!!!

Carlos Mencia | 2/11/2007, 2:08 pm EST

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

kyndkate | 2/11/2007, 2:07 pm EST

some guy shot me in the face today, when he mistook me for a rodent(a nutria he later said). the funny thing is i was sitting in my car at a traffic light. one minute your sitting in your car blasting umph and giving the peace sign to everyone in sight and the next you have a bullet in your cheek. SOOOOO unheady.

jane fonda | 2/11/2007, 2:04 pm EST

get ready for buttocks-tucks, these are my favorite!

Trey Anastasio | 2/11/2007, 2:02 pm EST

RS broke up Phish.

kyndkate | 2/11/2007, 2:02 pm EST

guys, im not a virgin anymore, can we talk about that??? GUYS????

TheBeerBaron | 2/11/2007, 2:01 pm EST

who is up for some Wii talk?

I don’t play it much, but I do like to talk about it.

Magneto | 2/11/2007, 2:01 pm EST

I am the best X-Men.

Cable is the 2nd best.

The Police | 2/11/2007, 1:59 pm EST

we’re overrated

Prince | 2/11/2007, 1:58 pm EST

I’m better than Phish.

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 1:52 pm EST

ok. just finished watching the 2016 Grammys and this hot new band Thunder Power performs with the sick new rapper Puff Puff Pass and it was OFF THE HOOK! 2016 is so much better than the year you losers are stuck in.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 1:51 pm EST

new poll: who’s more of a burnout?
. munchkinjess?
2. shawncarter?
. trey?

Trey Anastasio | 2/11/2007, 1:51 pm EST

Rolling Stone made Phish break up.

pezman | 2/11/2007, 1:48 pm EST

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 1:40 pm EST

::pillow fights self::

::cries::

::posts 10,000,000 word blog on PT about it::

_orion_ | 2/11/2007, 1:39 pm EST

I am better than all PT, I’m so fucking cool.

sweet blog

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 1:34 pm EST

I take that back. After reviewing the grammys for the last 15mins, I’d have to say,

meh

I don’t even understand how you brain dead people lap up their pop, if you want to hear good pop check out the new Fall Out Boy, or Nelly Furtado if you really want to hear GOOD music check out anything Timberland produced.

::pleads with self to gain the courage to shoot myself in the head::

ShawnCarter | 2/11/2007, 1:13 pm EST

just listened to The Police’s performance at the Grammys, and it met my standards.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 12:55 pm EST

I rent in Manhattan. I’m poor all the time, but it’s so worth it.

Manhattan is in NYC, and thats where I am. blah blah blah….

Terry Shaivo | 2/11/2007, 12:52 pm EST

Just wanted to say thanks for bringing the FLUFFHEAD sign out to the protests over my healthcare. (~):o)

All of PT | 2/11/2007, 12:48 pm EST

jess– i’m sorry but you really do sound ridiculously over-dramatic and attention starved most of the time on this board. I propose for valentine’s day that your boyfriend buys you a new boyfriend. One that will give you the attention you need. That way it’ll save us a lot of time and PT lots of bandwidth. It’s a win-win.

All of PT | 2/11/2007, 12:48 pm EST

munchkinjess what’s it like living in such a dramatic little world, where you make everyone love you or hate you, but they simply must pay attention to you? what a weird existence that must be. you must derive something from that, but it seems very strange to observe. it seems like an semi-educated child throwing a fit. like a teenage girl making a scene in the parking lot of a pizza parlor on a Friday night because her boyfriend at college didn’t call her when he said he would.

Caterpillerr | 2/11/2007, 12:22 pm EST

I have horrible taste in music.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 12:10 pm EST

no one in the real world will listen to my BS anymore, so I go to message boards and FORCE my drama and insecurites onto others. i live in NYC.

somophan | 2/11/2007, 11:07 am EST

does anyone need a ride anywhere? i havent left my room in 4 months and could use some company.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 10:58 am EST

y’all suck,what a bunch of butters.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 10:56 am EST

Gotta love those PT losers that have nothing better to do with their life than to sh*t all over one of the people who made it happen in the 1st place.

::rolls eyes and goes back to lurking:

PT Lurker | 2/11/2007, 8:16 am EST

Gotta love those PT losers that have nothing better to do with their life than to sh*t all over one of the people who made it happen in the 1st place.

::rolls eyes and goes back to lurking:

I EABOD | 2/11/2007, 6:20 am EST

I do it daily, ‘cuz thats my style.
IN YO FACE!

and jess.. EABOD

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 6:16 am EST

I getting pissed off over all the attention that little skank with the fluffhead sign is getting on PT. Don’t you trolls know that I live in NYC and hate Santa? Jesus, LETS TALK ABOUT ME!

UNZZ UNZZ I’m 25 UNZZ UNZZ I’m smarter than you UNZZ UNZZ!

pt moderator | 2/11/2007, 5:51 am EST

i ruined the bakes1645 fun on PT. go me.

bakes1645 | 2/11/2007, 5:26 am EST

I’m not a sleazebag in any way, shape, or form. At all. In any way. Haven’t done anything that would warrent someone calling me that.

shawncarter | 2/11/2007, 5:03 am EST

** best of RS Trey thread post poll thread vote poll post **

Fishbutt | 2/11/2007, 5:01 am EST

whats goin down, Lemonparty and Tubgirl? Orgy 2nite?

Pelkey | 2/11/2007, 2:38 am EST

Yo, my sugar mama and I are thinking of living in Mexico for 6 months. Where can I obtain a Visa for that length of time? Also, how can I ride this jobless gravy train for a few more years while traveling the world and posting about it on PT?

Flutegirl | 2/11/2007, 2:13 am EST

Trey smoked rocks from my flute during 2/28/03.

2/28/03 | 2/11/2007, 2:06 am EST

I’m the greatest show ever, and you noobs know it! Check for a 2/28/03 tease during The Police tomorrow night on the Grammy’s.

Faces = melted

2/28/03 | 2/11/2007, 1:43 am EST

im a government conspiracy

this just in from NYC~ | 2/11/2007, 1:42 am EST

A.P. - apparently all the dope Trey was going to shoot is now hidden in james browns unburied corpse surrounded by glitz hounds and estate hags who circle vulturously; latching on like newborn slugs for a hit. Thats how anna nicole bit it.

BigJoeBurell | 2/11/2007, 1:30 am EST

You little crackers is a funny bunch!

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 1:20 am EST

when munchkinjess lived in the city she wasnt nearly such an obsessed burnout.

munchkinjess | 2/11/2007, 1:09 am EST

WHAT ABOUT ME!

lets play a game, its called where do I live?

I’ll give you one hint New York City.

OK, now guess which city I live in.

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/11/2007, 1:03 am EST

dont you just love the burnouts?

Morph430 | 2/11/2007, 12:04 am EST

You people need to lay off munchkinjess, but you can harp on Smeg74 all you want. She needs it.

PT Lurker | 2/10/2007, 11:58 pm EST

You guys are retarded. But it is like a car wreck. It is SO bad, I cannot look away!

sgrmag74 | 2/10/2007, 11:26 pm EST

Troll? You people really think I look like a troll?

WOW, I think I look more like a…….?

Swimmy | 2/10/2007, 11:12 pm EST

You’re going down, Barack! REPUBS4LIFE!!!

Michael_Jackson_Pollock | 2/10/2007, 11:11 pm EST

RC: just got back from amy’s farm

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 10:38 pm EST

Anyone know whats going on in NYC tonight?

oops, thats right, I do!

BECAUSE I LIVE THERE!!!

Santa | 2/10/2007, 9:57 pm EST

I hate munchkinjess

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 9:54 pm EST

my writing style is persuasive; that’s why i’m a writer/editor.

I live in NYC, and hate my parents because of Santa.

shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 9:13 pm EST

i don’t even know like how people think the whole pitchfork thing is even funny anymore

i mean their # 8 album last year didn’t even make my top ten(it was #11)

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 9:06 pm EST

i was definitely one of those kids who was traumatized by finding out there was no santa claus. but it wasn’t the santa thing so much as finding out that my parents really would lie to me about something like that after swearing they never lied to me, so of COURSE they were telling me the truth about santa.

i don’t think that’s cool. i think if you’re going to try to fool your kids, you should own up to the lie the first time they ask.

i mean, i had suspicions for years, but it wasn’t until i was 10 and confronted them with a “there’s no santa” episode of home improvement (haha) that they finally admitted it to me b/c they had no backup. my mom’s idea was that convincing me there was a santa claus until i was as old as possible would “preserve my childhood innocence.”

i have still not gotten over this (although my parents have done plenty more to add to the trauma since then) — and i am 25.

i might do the santa tradition when they’re really little and not really explain it until they ask, but i refuse to flat-out lie the way my parents did to me. it was one of the first major incidents that led me eventually to realize i couldn’t fucking trust my parents about anything…

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 8:45 pm EST

NYC in the house!

guess where I live?

kyndkate | 2/10/2007, 7:44 pm EST

dont you all just love wt ladies with fupas??

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 7:29 pm EST

I know all of you wish you were me, but being this perfect isn’t easy. It takes time and effort to master an air of superiority and a condescending tone. And denying you’re wrong even when you know you are takes patience and years of practice. I wouldn’t wish the hours upon hours of labor I put into my arrogance, and the sheer obliviousness to it I’ve cultivated, on anyone.

bar farts | 2/10/2007, 7:21 pm EST

stink

Daniel | 2/10/2007, 6:48 pm EST

I mean if it wasnt for bands like Umph, moe, sts9, yonder, bisco, and SCI where would kids with horrible taste in music go to take drugs and dance like a retard?

Daniel | 2/10/2007, 5:49 pm EST

Trey and the jamband sence is the best there is. Thank God for people who do music their own way.

Shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 5:11 pm EST

I mean……

I…… I mean

I mean….

Boophish | 2/10/2007, 4:48 pm EST

Trey reminds me of Kermit the frog!!!

AvastYeMatey | 2/10/2007, 4:27 pm EST

was this photo taken during that crunchy gin and juice > marijuana segue at amys farm?

Amanda Wenk | 2/10/2007, 3:16 pm EST

Can you guys on PT find something better to spend your time obsessing over?

Ann Coulter | 2/10/2007, 2:08 pm EST

Swimmy, I have “toys”. Call me.

President Bush | 2/10/2007, 1:55 pm EST

Smilt and munchkinjess, the entire country has been sick of both of you since PT started.

-presidentially pwn3d

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:52 pm EST

I would totally let smilt smilt me.

smilt7 | 2/10/2007, 1:33 pm EST

is anyone sick of me yet?

Vince Welnick | 2/10/2007, 12:49 pm EST

:::offs self:::

ogrmag74 | 2/10/2007, 11:56 am EST

I’m bringin shreksy back

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 11:28 am EST

i was just pretending to be mad so people would talk about me more. theres more to me than my spelling abilities. i also live in NYC btw. anyway, keep giving me something to talk about.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 11:23 am EST

would someone pay attention to me?

Braun9 | 2/10/2007, 9:36 am EST

::malnourishes trey::

J$ | 2/10/2007, 9:23 am EST

happy 10th anniversary of 2/20/93 everyone! rock n’ roll all nite.

miami piper | 2/10/2007, 8:37 am EST

please phish, open with me when you come back

parkinsons disease | 2/10/2007, 8:31 am EST

Page I miss you

EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/10/2007, 5:43 am EST

self’d

EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/10/2007, 5:40 am EST

lol i cant believe these newbs are still posting on that thread

Smokey1 | 2/10/2007, 5:05 am EST

Hey Jess did you make my Thai food?

Karma | 2/10/2007, 5:00 am EST

Looks like the PT troll that goes under the name munchkinjess is getting a little upset over all of this. I have one thing to say, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.
maybe you might pipe down with your incessant trolling of people you dissagree with on PT, but I doubt it. Ever heard of “just let it go”? yes? well to F’in bad, PT is sick of your constant long winded diatribes about how to think like you. You add zero to any discussion, all you do is call people names and act like you know more than the rest. Scew You Bitch.

DeadPickle | 2/10/2007, 4:14 am EST

jess are you by any chance in NYC?
because if you are, you’re better than everyone else except me.

Tela | 2/10/2007, 4:07 am EST

::Looks Down From Multibeast::

PT Rules all things.

HORN | 2/10/2007, 4:01 am EST

Rhine wine, Car horn

Now that you’ve deceived me, and played my name around

And hung those nasty flyers, on all the buildings in town

Dribbled my possessions in a ring around the earth

And bought and sold my self-control for less than it was
worth

Now I know the reason that I’m feeling so forlorn

I’ll pick you up at eight as usual, listen for my horn

Rhine wine, Car Horn

bioueyes | 2/10/2007, 3:51 am EST

SO YOU NO AT

lucabrasi | 2/10/2007, 3:45 am EST

munchkinjess

owned?

Troubled Young Christian Teen | 2/10/2007, 3:45 am EST

Oh crap I messed up again, forgive me please!

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 3:28 am EST

can you see my tears where you are? probably not because you’re not in NYC like me.

::smilts self::

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 2:50 am EST

and it’s hilarious that whoever is impostering as me can’t even get my impeccable grammar and spelling down

theBeerBaron | 2/10/2007, 2:36 am EST

Who is up for some Wii talk?

GO CUBS!

Nerd Patrol= EatDrinkSeeJerry | 2/10/2007, 2:26 am EST

Nerd Patrol | 2/10/2007, 1:57 am EST

Is this STILL seriously amusing you guys? Gettin’ kinda lame…

Page | 2/10/2007, 2:24 am EST

i’m only pissed at trey’s drug habit because he always eats my sammiches

Paul_Glace | 2/10/2007, 2:10 am EST

Well I’m sorry to tell you people that this is now over, the PT moral police have shown up and they say that this is not funny anymore. It was great making fun of eachother when this started, but for some reason I guess its sad now. I really don’t know the difference between the personal attacks last night and the ones from tonight (seeing the ones from last night were really vicious) but, I guess thats not up to me to differentiate between the two. So it was a good run and we must now call it quits before this becomes a characterture of its formal self.

we’re done

all-4-one | 2/10/2007, 1:58 am EST

yeah trey is not the same now,…….. but that whole thing about garbasail / what? I remember that from some other blog or something

Nerd Patrol | 2/10/2007, 1:57 am EST

Is this STILL seriously amusing you guys? Gettin’ kinda lame…

Jon Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6: | 2/10/2007, 1:49 am EST

Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 p | 2/10/2007, 1:44 am EST

dVJon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 p | 2/10/2007, 1:44 am EST

dVJon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!

don clog | 2/10/2007, 1:48 am EST

of course garbasailing is exactly the remedy for what ails Mr. Phishparker.

fishsunderwear | 2/10/2007, 1:47 am EST

::is dead somewhere in a holler in Kentucky::

shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 1:46 am EST

Hey don’t forget about me! I am incredibly smart and my opinions tend to be very well thought out. Plus I know about every album produced between 1997 and 2005. Plus I subscribed to PitchFork Monthly- The Monthly guide for Pitchfork Compilation Enthusiasts!

Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 p | 2/10/2007, 1:44 am EST

dVJon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!
Jon Fishman | 2/8/2007, 6:42 pm EST

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:40 am EST

you kids are sick in the head, get over me, what did I do to you?
Are you just jealous that I live in NYC?

PS: I’ll give you 2 chances to guess where I live.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:36 am EST

oh i forgot. a little more info about me.

my hobbies include crying myself to sleep, pillow fighting myself, and watching my Bum Fight DVDs in a dark room.

my favorite food is Vicoden

my favorite song is Happy Suicide by David Byrne.

my favorite word is FAILURE

munchkin jess | 2/10/2007, 1:32 am EST

i’m really weirded out that someone is obsessed with me enough to imposter me that many times though. one of my trolls is jerking off right now… probably ashevillin/full_suspension or goodbye_career, or maybe ecmartin03?

and i’m actually weirded out by how many times certain names in general were impostered, and how cruelly some people spoke about people who’ve never done anything to deserve to be treated badly. a lot of it was funny, even the mean stuff, but… wow, some of you really need to get lives…

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:29 am EST

Don’t question my spelling abilities, you inferior tools. Lest you forget I am a New Yorker. We do not make mistakes. Living here automatically makes me infallible.

Bill Nershi | 2/10/2007, 1:29 am EST

I know many of you have heard about me leaving String Cheese. While this is very sad I do have some exciting projects like “Honkytonk Homeslice” to look foward to. Below I have made a list of people who actually care about our breakup.

Thanks for your time.

spelling police | 2/10/2007, 1:21 am EST

miss munchkinjess living in NYC and being an editor you should know that its spelled “coming”.

Boston rules your custy trance loving flat face.

Dvdsky2003's Wolf Shirt | 2/10/2007, 1:21 am EST

I am so going to get laid tonight.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:19 am EST

ever google “ugly whore”?

yup that was me. I have a 13 page post comming up, so give me 38 seconds, because I’m a writer and my brain works very fast.

feel the UNZZ!

PS: I don’t know if I had brought this up yet or not, but I’m living in NYC.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 1:15 am EST

i hate myself!

claudemonet | 2/10/2007, 1:04 am EST

oops, I meant to say I’m in love with her, when it comes to slant eyed woman that look like 12yr old korean boys my heart skips a beat.

She can get as butch nasty as she wants with me.

PS: you know where I live? NYC!!!

Peyton Manning | 2/10/2007, 1:04 am EST

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

claudemonet | 2/10/2007, 12:59 am EST

dude get over her

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 12:49 am EST

Did I mention that I live in NYC?

just thought I toss that out there incase anyone had any doubts.

ABowl4Me | 2/10/2007, 12:40 am EST

Come on Trey, let me teach you how to do it jellyfish style.

Jerry Garcia | 2/10/2007, 12:37 am EST

:: rolls in grave ::

shawncarter | 2/10/2007, 12:16 am EST

i bet even trey dreams about being JT while he is performing.

munchkinjess | 2/10/2007, 12:13 am EST

slurms is the man. I’d like to get with you but being an unattractive asian bull-dyke and living in NYC (did you know thats where I live) just is taking up too much of my time.
All hail JT, and if you don’t “get him” its your loss because you’re ingnorant.

Slurms_McKenzy | 2/10/2007, 12:09 am EST

Justin Timberlake is the most talent-fueled, brilliantly produced music in the past 30 years. F off hippies!

::toung bathes shawncarters odd chin line::

GordonGirl | 2/10/2007, 12:08 am EST

Listen tell your peers to settle down or I’m going to have to mod all of this. ser. Please make me a mod of the comment section, ask pglace how good of a handjob i can give.

Dave Schools | 2/10/2007, 12:02 am EST

I’m overweight and my band is pretty terrible.

Michael Kang | 2/9/2007, 11:58 pm EST

Hey Trey baby. Sounds like you are on the road to being happy and healthy. Give me a call sometime soon so I can give you a taste of the “Yellow” fever, if you catch my drift.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 11:54 pm EST

I feel bad for those of you who can’t enjoy a good Gwen Stefani when you hear one. Its your loss.

icculus123 | 2/9/2007, 11:39 pm EST

what do you guys think about simple music for less than intelligent people? Also could one of you meet out side the south side 7-11 and buy me some Zima? I give you $5!

EDSJ | 2/9/2007, 11:37 pm EST

I’m not in milwaukee Coventrey. got a webcam? I really want 2 see!!

Coventrey | 2/9/2007, 11:29 pm EST

any boys in milwaukee want to watch me jerk off with easy cheese? you can watch, but you have to eat it off when i’m done.

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 11:11 pm EST

Do you guys wanna see some pics of me and B-list celebs. They are really cool and you can check out the huge stains on my sweatshirt.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:49 pm EST

wow you people are obsessed with me, its sad really. I’ll never understand why you can’t grasp what real music is (real music being: JT, Jay Z, Fall Out Boy (they write great pop songs), Bell and Sabastion, MMJ, the list could go on and on, and thats only the bands I’ve listened to in the past 3 mins). Enjoy your “jambands” some more while I sit in my frat house Oinking the latest pitchfork. Its your loss.

Y Kelly | 2/9/2007, 10:47 pm EST

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I’m leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:41 pm EST

Look man, I go to a top 20 University! I own a Mac! Sure, I may not have paid for it with my own money. I may download 300 albums per week and claim half of them are the best of the year only to say the opposite two weeks later. I may buy tickets to shows even though I don’t have a job. But that doesn’t mean I’m not better than you.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:28 pm EST

I highly doubt any of you crunchy tools can match my swank southern style. I’m pretty much the best dressed person on PT. We all know my music taste is superior to like 99.9% of the people on that board. And I’m humble as well. Let’s face it, I’m a hipster Jesus Christ in khakis and boat shoes.

Dan Qyale | 2/9/2007, 10:22 pm EST

MMMM Potatoes!

TombKing | 2/9/2007, 10:18 pm EST

Yes, I am more of a lurker than a poster, but the immaturity and rudeness has gotten out of hand. The frequent visitors to this board seem to be more of the mind to show just how cool they are by ripping on everyone in sight or making up stuff to piss people off. I will follow this thread and bid farewell forever. You may begin flaming me now, as that seems to be what most of you are good at. So long.

Qhabat will rise again.

Dakka Dakka

Yossarian | 2/9/2007, 10:18 pm EST

anyone seen the movie “the boy who could fly”? i really wish they would put warnings on these movies telling you that flying is impossible.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 10:04 pm EST

I will not be disrespected for having better taste in music than 90% of the people that post on here. I made up 8 new music polls for next week, but now I’m not going to even bother posting them.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 9:59 pm EST

oh cool, a bunch of people making lame comments about me

cool

yeah, i’m pretty much done with this place

i’m just gonna get myself banned tonight and get it over with

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 9:49 pm EST

i was away from my computer for about 34 seconds. did anyone ask who wrote the thread about tom marshall lurking pt? in case someone did, that was me!!! yes, i wrote that one and several others that left people in stitches. my name is skippy_wondermouse and i have enjoyed making people laugh since i joined pt on oct 11th 2004. would someone talk to me?! i can talk about all kinds of stuff like what it was like to write the “tom marshall lurks on pt” thread. we could also talk about the other threads i created. Coventrey is my secret lover, so I cant talk for too long or he gets mad.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 9:33 pm EST

yes that was me. Skippy why are you giving me a hard time, just post 9 bell and sebastian or MMJ songs.

LONG LIVE JT!

Benjy Eisen | 2/9/2007, 9:29 pm EST

I’m a pretty terrible excuse for a journalist.

Peacegirl | 2/9/2007, 9:22 pm EST

::takes another picture of self, this time .5 inches away from face::

ogrmag74 | 2/9/2007, 9:08 pm EST

thats right. my new name is ogrmag74.

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 9:07 pm EST

did i mention i look like mike D of the beastie boys?

KrewedeKilgore | 2/9/2007, 8:49 pm EST

why does everyone ignore my posts? I have something to say dammit

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 8:49 pm EST

just because I like music that you little kids have never heard of (also because you’re all to ignorant to get JT) you find that you need to come here and bash me?
Very classy PT.

Lou Mangini | 2/9/2007, 8:48 pm EST

Swimmy beats off to Ann Coulter pics

Swimmy | 2/9/2007, 8:44 pm EST

It should not have to be explained to anybody how a mass self flagellating preoccupation with demonizing our leader and our goal while we are at war and locked into a very long ideological struggle, that has been forced upon us, with a mentality that cannot be reasoned with (i.e. jihad) is helping the jihadists.

Furthermore, I’m not looking for the approval, either in full or part, from anybody to whom this information is news.

Now Goodnight!!

::stalks thread for next two hours::

vnectar | 2/9/2007, 8:39 pm EST

I have to be a part of this.

That is all.

Dr_Venkman | 2/9/2007, 8:38 pm EST

rc: jacks off to the Rugrats.

ZZYZX | 2/9/2007, 8:34 pm EST

jewish, math, cape, stopwatch

sgrmag74 | 2/9/2007, 8:33 pm EST

I just might be the ugliest “woman” on PT. I really do look like a troll. Did you know I work in news, and have a computer? I’m 34 but I still wear guatemalan drug rugs. see you on Bisco tour!

ShawnCarter | 2/9/2007, 8:32 pm EST

replace “the” in a lyric with “ShawnCarter has the best taste in music in the history of the PT universe”.

fluff87 | 2/9/2007, 8:25 pm EST

:cues up oswego miami piper:

:lights up the bunkest of grilles:

smilt'd | 2/9/2007, 8:21 pm EST

smilt’d

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 8:21 pm EST

hey guys! just reminding everyone that i wrote a bunch of these funny threads, including the phan favorite “tom marshall waits for his name to be mentioned”. would someone just TALK TO ME?!?!? we could talk about the one time when i wrote a thread about tom marshall and hundreds of people laughed. i’m like a huge deal on this board. did i mention i wrote a bunch of the really funny comments on here? i’m basically a greatest hits package when it comes to this stuff. i am coventrey’s bitch.

anna nicole's drugz | 2/9/2007, 8:17 pm EST

trey, wanna share?

Pageside123 | 2/9/2007, 8:16 pm EST

Forget about Trey, let’s talk about the next 20 vacations I’m going on this year.

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 8:13 pm EST

did you guys like that one time when i posted about tom marshall waiting around for someone to mention him? i wrote that btw. if someone ever asks you to identify the author of the tom marshall thread you can say skippy_wondermouse and blow their minds. email me and i’ll send you an autograph.

skippy_wondermouse | 2/9/2007, 8:11 pm EST

RC: diahreasterbated while reading this article?

CRAZYJIMMY | 2/9/2007, 8:10 pm EST

Allright if anybody uses
my name in vain again……

Ill….Ill ….

:: head explodes ::

Clay Aiken | 2/9/2007, 8:09 pm EST

EDSJ- heeeeeeyyy! saw your post :) . I put on webcam shows quite often. we should hook up cutie!

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 8:09 pm EST

anyone wanna talk about GOOD music?

smilt7 | 2/9/2007, 8:08 pm EST

How can I tell the difference between a ‘rash’ and a simple ‘abrasion’?

THE RICK | 2/9/2007, 8:06 pm EST

YOU ARE ALL TOOLS

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 8:06 pm EST

Here’s a pic of my SWEET home stereo

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 8:05 pm EST

**THE PT POLL VOTING POLL VOTING THREAD**

ShawnCarter | 2/9/2007, 8:05 pm EST

as most of you know i’m a pretty big player in the PT hip hop scene. i’m in the process of putting together my list of the greatest hip hop albums of the last 12 minutes. btw i look exactly like mike D.

motel_symphonies | 2/9/2007, 8:05 pm EST

TREY DINOSAUR!!!!!!

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 8:01 pm EST

have i mentioned i met col. bruce hampton? come see my band and i’ll tell you about it. btw one time i met col bruce hampton. he was chill. anyone wanna see some pics of me jamming with my band?

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 7:59 pm EST

would anyone like to see my list of the top 100 small college emo bands of 2003?

CRAZYJIMMY | 2/9/2007, 7:56 pm EST

how do i post on here? do i need a computer?

Swimmy | 2/9/2007, 7:54 pm EST

I just broke my dildo ramming myself to the Sean Hannity Show

TaperChad | 2/9/2007, 7:52 pm EST

Here’s a pic of me and COl Bruce right after we had lunch

CRAZYJIMMY | 2/9/2007, 7:52 pm EST

This is what your publication gets
for being completely ignorant of
what is going on when it concerns
this band. All those junked
reviews and the upmteen retarded
“patchwork blah, blah……dread
this…..and drugs that” comments
you mental midgets have made.

Welcome to the machine.

Poopsterbater | 2/9/2007, 7:51 pm EST

I’m waiting for shawncarter to tell me if i should like the acoustic tray songs

bennyboy420 | 2/9/2007, 7:45 pm EST

whats everyones favorite brand of tampons? i got my period yesterday and would appreciate some suggestions. i have a VERY sensative vagina.

:::___::: | 2/9/2007, 7:35 pm EST

wanna cyber?

Tabooty | 2/9/2007, 7:27 pm EST

Blah blah blah, oh you mean my boyfriend’s movie…Blah blah blah ::namedrops famous person::…blah blah blah…oh, you mean the film I’m working on, not my boyfriend’s movie…blah blah blah…::namedrop namedrop::…blah blah blah…

phdunk4 | 2/9/2007, 7:14 pm EST

I love to give my room-mates HJs while we listen to JT on my HiFi. If you don’t like JT, then you don’t know anything about music.
Why? Because I like JT.

munchkinjess | 2/9/2007, 6:58 pm EST

any of you ever see how ugly I am? I look like Kang but I have more man features than him.

I live in NYC

Innocentcriminal | 2/9/2007, 6:55 pm EST

i am a tom marshall groupie. he’s my ticket to trey.

screetch | 2/9/2007, 6:41 pm EST

Im here for the dirty sanchez.

Page McConnell | 2/9/2007, 6:39 pm EST

Now Trey we have had this conversation before, but why have you forsaken me?

I showed you the big black bag in the Red Balloon, and it is my fault?

::Contacts Lawyer::

shawncarter | 2/9/2007, 6:34 pm EST

**Offical Best Of February 9th 2007 Album Post**

guy from muytator | 2/9/2007, 6:32 pm EST

wanna cyber?

kyndkate | 2/9/2007, 6:31 pm EST

rc: combing crust off of giant labia.

OldenHoversoul | 2/9/2007, 6:26 pm EST

Jen_x9,

i hate that too.

joey lawrence | 2/9/2007, 6:24 pm EST

whoa!

Mike Gordon | 2/9/2007, 6:22 pm EST

Sorry i missed the interview trey but i was busy fondling a…er taking some artistic photos of a 6 year old girl.

Jen_X9 | 2/9/2007, 6:19 pm EST

RC: hates it when your uncle blows his load in your hair.

rpmoriarty | 2/9/2007, 6:11 pm EST

bigger loser: me or plussizemodel? i kinda have to go with myself.

mandelbrot | 2/9/2007, 6:06 pm EST

::says something negative::

Jennifer Hartswick | 2/9/2007, 6:05 pm EST

GET IN MY BELLY!

ShawnCarter | 2/9/2007, 6:03 pm EST

I finally got over crying when the big man puts his wiener in my butt.

PTer | 2/9/2007, 5:55 pm EST

anyone know where i can get some itunes/drug test advice?

KyndKate's Hymen | 2/9/2007, 5:42 pm EST

Have you missed me KK?

Dick Cheney | 2/9/2007, 5:42 pm EST

DON’T TALK ABOUT MY LESBIAN DAUGHTER.

Manny the Hippie | 2/9/2007, 4:27 pm EST

This article is shwiggity schwag.

patchwork garb/unkempt hair | 2/9/2007, 4:23 pm EST

grilled cheese

1 4 3

2 4 5

Gnewberton | 2/9/2007, 4:20 pm EST

F OFF!!! “Sad Really….” 2/28/03 owns your whole pre 95 collection.

BigHungryJoe | 2/9/2007, 4:18 pm EST

I heard pie, did someone say pie?

Sad really.... | 2/9/2007, 4:16 pm EST

This comment page represents post-hiatus phish. Yesterday was pre-hiatus. I can only imagine what tomorrow will become…

Quit on a high-note, phans…

the cops | 2/9/2007, 4:13 pm EST

your all going down

The 1st Amendment | 2/9/2007, 4:12 pm EST

Free speech, brah.

!!!! | 2/9/2007, 4:12 pm EST

you know you just print phish articles to sell your rag and hope everyone forgets you missed the boat for many years. slf’ed

moderator | 2/9/2007, 4:11 pm EST

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! !!

IP Server Admin | 2/9/2007, 4:10 pm EST

Congratulations comedians, every IP has been traced and defacement charges will be pursued.

J$ | 2/9/2007, 4:08 pm EST

Clay- the comments here, just like phish’s music, is filled with inside jokes from the community, that probably make little sense to you or your read