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J.T. Brings Sexy, Dick in a Box to MSG

2/8/07, 12:34 pm EST

There are three types of people at a Justin Timberlake concert. Adult women in fuck-me- boots who Timberlust when they’re in bed with their boyfriends; said boyfriends, who desperately try to pretend that the show is just another Knicks game and spend the whole night chugging beers; and dudes like our friend Jon who gamely sing along to the falsetto parts of “Like I Love You” without worrying that it’s a threat to their masculinity.

But all of the 20,000 people filling New York’s Madison Square Garden last night screamed in prepubescent rapture when, towards the end of his two-and-a-half hour long set, Timberlake pulled out the surprise everyone had been waiting for since the New York Post let the cat outta the bag that morning: The Color Me Badd-esque duo that Timberlake and Andy Samberg immortalized on SNL earlier this year, gracing the stage in all their chiseled-facial-hair glory to reprise the sleeper hit “Dick in a Box.” Granted, Samberg hardly has the pipes to fill an arena, but no one seemed to mind.

Rocking everything from “My Love” to “Cry Me a River” in a sleek white suit, Timberlake worked the stage surrounded by billowy white curtains and a crew of limber dancers. Appearing at MSG for the first time in six years, J.T. invited his entire band onstage three songs in to toast his triumphant return. Downing what appeared to be the quintessential girly shot, a fruity liqueur in a test tube glass, J.T. quipped, “I felt like such a man before that.” Somewhere, Cammy Diaz is crying herself to sleep.

Timberlake resurrected the keytar on “Sexy Ladies,” getting down on his knees in a C.C. Deville moment of emotion. And for “What Goes Around Comes Around” (arguably the best track from his sophomore solo record), the singer showed off his technical chops, twisting and turning the piano melody around his full backing band’s accompaniment like a taller, hotter, younger Billy Joel.

The only lull in the show came when Justin went backstage for a lengthy “costume change,” leaving the crowd with a Timbaland commercial break. No offense to the hitmaking Midas, but a 20-minute tribute to your own Greatest Hits — he teased the crowd with clips of Nelly Furtado’s ‘Promiscuous Girl” and Missy Elliott’s “Work It” — is no way to keep the crowd pumped.

Luckily, Timberlake returned to to rock his body through “Love Stoned,” “Damn Girl,” “Losing My Way” and a raunchy rendition of “SexyBack” (among others). He closed the show on a mellow note, sitting solo at the piano for “(Another Song) All Over Again.” Ever the Southern gentleman, he thanked the crowd for sharing the night with him, acknowledging that only one in a billion gets to do what he does. It was a back-handed sort of humility, but after a show like that, we forgave him.


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jinxmap | 3/8/2007, 5:22 am EST

Sinking to these depths? Some Rolling Stone covers:
The Village People
Jenny McCarthy
American Idol Judges
Ashton Kutcher
Backstreet Boys
Beavis & Butthead with Pamela Anderson
Cast of American Pie 2 (Girls)
Cast of Beverly Hills 90120
Cast of Friends
Cast of Ghostbusters II
Cast of Melrose Place (Women)
Cast of Seinfeld
Cast of Seinfeld
Kid Rock
MC Hammer
N Sync
Pee Wee Herman
Sally Struthers

Justin is a god compared to some of these “cover icons”… sheesh!

Please | 2/9/2007, 4:39 pm EST

“to all the haters, please give credit where credit is due,because when you dont, you just look stupid.”
another desperate attempt to console yourself and desperately assert that timberlake and his music are “legitimate.” if you have a guilty pleasure, just admit it. Timberlake however, is a weak, thin, faceless singer with weak, silly, posturing material with noticeably awkward and occasionally moronic affectations, as well as generally slick execution leaning VERY heavily on Timbaland’s beats. I know there’s a big media blitz to present him as a “real” artist, but he’s simply FAR too weak a singer and songwriter to be of any consequence whatsoever.

evelyn u. | 2/9/2007, 3:20 pm EST

those who hate on justin just because he was in a “boy band” are hating just to hate. anyone with half a brain can see ( even if you dont want to admit it) that he has long since moved passed from all of that. he has really grown, matured and hone his musical craft. he is a wonderful entertainer and no trick pony. he has proved over & over again that he has what it takes to make it in the music business for a very long time. to all the haters, please give credit where credit is due,because when you dont, you just look stupid.

penny u. | 2/9/2007, 3:13 pm EST

those

Stacy Lynn | 2/8/2007, 8:12 pm EST

so yeah i went to the cleveland show on the 3rd…and i thought it was the best concert by far i had attended…it was amazing justin as so good and damn i love him!!!

Graham | 2/8/2007, 7:52 pm EST

I used to think that Timberlake was a Streisand–you know, a pretty boy sissy–but he has shown lately that he can really rock the shit. Add a sense of humor to boot (the “Dick in the Box” skit is the funniest thing to be on SNL since the Ferrell days) and you’ve got a well rounded performer who appeals to everybody. My closet-homosexual roommate and I can both embrace him, even if it is for completely different reasons. Michael Jackson he’s not, but he’s cool in his own right.

Speedy | 2/8/2007, 7:30 pm EST

KC | 2/8/2007, 6:22 pm EST

This is a joke, right? Rolling Stone talking about JT. Whats happening to music!

nathan | 2/8/2007, 6:13 pm EST

I tried the wole dick in a box thing with my lady, didn’t realize it was still supposed to be attached though. That’s how we learn.

sincnarf | 2/8/2007, 5:34 pm EST

Get over it guys, Justin Timberlake is the man of the hour!

bowieno | 2/8/2007, 5:01 pm EST

Any stragight man who went to this has no Balls

My Gay Brothers I hope you enyoyed

Rolling Stone and the media praises him as if he’s the next John Lennon. Your standards are in a toilet

R.i.am | 2/8/2007, 4:38 pm EST

OMG! I cannot believe they (RS) paid for this article.

No sh-it, “A Spoonful of Sugar” is what we were treated to!!!

Yuck!

r.i.p.
r.i. am

Able Dykeman | 2/8/2007, 3:05 pm EST

Uh, I think you’re forgetting that JT has a huge dyke following. Why is it that the MSN just can’t cope with mentioning lesbians, even in an article with the title “Dick in the Box”?

Wayne | 2/8/2007, 2:09 pm EST

I’m normally as disgusted as anyone else when RS stoops to sub-People Magazine stargazing, but I’m gonna defend their coverage of Justin Timberlake. I don’t generally enjoy pop stuff, but this guy’s pretty legit. His albums are really damn good. Plus, once he’s cast in a movie that’s even halfway decent, I’m pretty sure he’ll get a little more cred on the acting thing. He’s a 100% all around entertainer, and who else can you say that about? Does Pete Wentz have sharp comic timing? Does Fergie, um, do anything well? We may all prefer other artists, but lumping JT in with the bubblegum fare we’re usually bitching about is off base.

WHATEVER........... | 2/8/2007, 1:53 pm EST

Nothing to see here folks, getting back to the Mayer, Fruc, Trucks cover…………..

whyyyyy....................... | 2/8/2007, 1:44 pm EST

hopefully the sun will explode soon…

Rolling Stone F'ING SUCKS!! | 2/8/2007, 1:19 pm EST

It’s sad to see a magazine called Rolling Stone sinking to these depths. Justin Timberlake………..Why not Mary Poppins or West Side Story? Rolling Stone, like the Boby Dylan song or the Mick Jagger/Keith Richards band?…..C’mon, I know they want to sell mags, but a little soul guys…..Please, just a little.

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