charles bukowski

Suge Knight

jandek

Richard Thompson….?

Justin Timberlake ,
so they kick his ass instead . I also get the enjoyment of watching this no talengt waste of time get beat to a bloody pulp.

Bjork … did anyone see the video of her messing up that journalist?

i would say gg allin ‘cos you don’t f with crazy people, but he’d probably start hitting himself instead of the other guys. and since he’s dead anyway, i’ll go with glenn danzig, who is alive and looks pretty intimidating.

it sounds like Rick James could “lay a smack down” , but I think I may go with Zakk Wylde (sp)?

A tie between The Diplomats beacuse they’re lyrically savvy,quick,and downright hardcore,so i’m sure they’ll use the same qualities PHYSICALLY on the court(”We Fly High” might as well be the theme song for the show down,obviously because of the popular “BALLIIIIN!!!!” yelps)Ben Folds because of his hyperactive nature,and the Gallagher brothers,beacuse nothing fuels them up but some good old Jack Daniels(or whatever type of liquor they favor in-probably lager or something)!Melyssa,Vida,Gloria ,and Toccora(sp?)can be my cheerleaders too.

henry rollins seems like one bad ass dude.

Mike Patton, ex Faith No More

Remember at the ‘04 NBA All Star Jam when Beyonce performed during halftime,and the profile of her titty was exposed it seemed like it was gonna pop out(y’all remember!)?That would be delightful if she gave a suprise performance-no doubt.

Keith Richards and that big ol’knife of his…or Chrissie Hynde, just cause she’s so badass…

Oh yeah Dipset,guns are NOT permitted-you too Suge.What?No,not the bodyguards!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

Sike!

Courtney Love

Clay Aiken

The Gallagher Brothers, Bob Dylan (and I guess G.G. Allin- he was a psycho.)

Roberto Trujillo

I would have Kenny G pull out his sax and lull them to sleep w/ his lame music. Since the adrenaline would be pumping because of the tense situation I would then stomp Kenny G and take his sax and sell it on e-bay to some lame Kenny G fan.

Iggy Pop will beat em all

Vanilla Ice!

Talking Head- Tina Weymouth from the day. She’d knock them out with her totally hot rock chick stare. And you if you don’t believe me check out this video- http://www .rocktownhall.com/blogs/index. php?cat=14 Scroll down to All Star Jam. Oooofa.

The lead singer from the Cotton Mouth Kings that knocked out Glen Danzig with one punch. Now that is a badass mofo.

2nd: Lemmy

3rd: GG

peter steele from type o negative

John Bonaham if he was still around. The idea of having him beat someone so badly that the whole inside of a promotioners trailer was covered in blood… Yea thats awesome. And that was only because the Promoter insulted Peter Grants bratty little kid who probably desereved it. Imagine if he really got mad… … …

Patti Smith. She’s got a mustache too.

I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Nuggent…

I have to agree and say, Iggy Pop.

G-Child! Or John Brown if I wanted to see someone get beat.

andrew w.k.

the police are supposed to help out in situations like this, at least i theory anyway…

pee wee herman

it wasn’t the lead singer of cotton mouth kings that ko’d danzig. it was the lead singer of NORTH SIDE KINGS. i’d grab lemmy from the late ’70’s.

Billy Joel (won 22 of 24 boxing matches)

Ronnie Van Zant

Historical/deceased–John Bonham
Current-I cant think of any living rock star I’d rather have for physical backup than Henry Rollins

what we really need is a new non-violent global societal ethic, otherwise humankind will surely face a self-imposed extinction…

did we really name our son Tater Tot?

What about Phil Anselmo? The guy has two tattoos on his head. If he ain’t scary, no one is.

I’d choose Daniel Johnston. He beat his manager almost to death with a fucking PIPE for christsake!!!!!!!

henry rollins GG ALLIN georg fisher(the guy from cannible corpse)

i don’t know if it’s true, but i heard long ago from some chick in hollywood that vince neil has a tattoo on the top of his head…

Henry Rollins would kick ass.
But now Mike Vallely has a band so i’d have to stick with him.

Madonna. Soft and old on the outside, hardcore and badass on the inside. Call me crazy, but I see Bruce Lee-esque martial arts ability in her. She would so kick ass.

courtney love and sid vicious and……… nancy why not

Oh my goodness,Mike Vallely,what a dangerous mutha-he’s like the Rowdy Roddy Piper of extreme sports.I’ve never seen a real life barfight happen(on Viva La Bam when he tore Novak’s behind up)especially on TV.The way he took action though was STRAIGHT hilarious.What was even funnier on Viva La Bam was when he darted after Raab(in that supposed luggage sabatage/getaway he and Bam were involved in)and causing for the wagon of Tim’s Four By Four to get yanked off by a chain.Serious or hilarious,hat was straight out of the Looney Tunes playbook.

Noel and Liam Gallagher.

Deebo from Friday and Next Friday.That would be something serious,especially seeing someone’s punk self leap fifty feet in the air from getting stole in the chin.And probably Smokey just to see him get buckwild.

id get the lead guy from lamb of god he’d start “singing” and scare the shit out of everyone

Joey Castillo from QOTSA – he is a near perfect likeness for the incredible hulk.

kerry king from slayer, all I would need him to do is play one of his disembowling, soul destroying solos of agony, and the whole schoolyard would be wiped off the earth

50 cent would have no problem fuckin killin’ someone

Phil Anselmo formerly of Pantera that is one mean looking bastard.

jandek

All the members of The Bannana Splits.

henry chinasky for sure…or zakk wylde if he`s too drunk to figth