We have to endorse any competition that realizes heavy metal dreams. First, we loved the World Air Guitar Championships. Now we’re dealing with the World’s Fastest Drummer competition, an event that determines the world’s “Fastest Bare Hands” and that stages the “Battle of the Feet” with a torturous 15-minute kick-drum endurance marathon. Considering gladiators like Tim “Silver Feet” Waterson and Jotan “Shakin’ Vibration” Afanador, shouldn’t we be pumped?
The big story at last month’s WFD was Caitlin “Lead Foot” Kalafus, who at the age of fourteen was named World’s Fastest Female Drummer. But the ultimate WFD record holder remains Mike “Da Man” Mangini, who last year dropped an unprecedented 1,247 single beats in a 60-second span.
Right. But if Mangini’s in a band, we don’t know it. How would famous dudes like Dave Grohl fare in this competition? Lars Ulrich? Which drummer would you like to see slay the amateurs?

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