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Lunchtime Poll: Raid a Rock Star’s Closet

2/1/07, 12:53 pm EST

David Bowie Heather

You just don’t know what to wear anymore. Clothes that used to call out to you, beckoning to be put on in fashionable, creative combinations have ceased to speak. Shoes that once made you feel perfect via their very existence have lost their luster. You need help. David Bowie-style help. You vow to get your hands on the one rock star’s closet that will revitalize your look, get you laid and make you rich all at once. Whose closet do you raid, and what is the first item you wear?


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Jim | 2/1/2007, 1:09 pm EST

The wardrobe would be from one Mr. Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap, with the big cucumber in the front…

Lobsters | 2/1/2007, 1:14 pm EST

I’d wear a pair of Levis just like Iggy. Only with a shirt – I don’t want people to see my racist prison tattoos.

Ouroboros | 2/1/2007, 1:25 pm EST

The most interesting choices would be David Bowie’s and Marilyn Manson’s, but I think I’ll settle for Bryan Ferry’s. I would wear anything off it. You just can’t go wrong with that one.

Melissa | 2/1/2007, 1:27 pm EST

I would like to raid Janis Joplins closet. I need a few boas and some long beads.

max | 2/1/2007, 1:43 pm EST

ben gibbard

PCL | 2/1/2007, 1:47 pm EST

Gene Simmons’ closet and the first thing would be the boots and nothing else;)

Tim | 2/1/2007, 2:02 pm EST

Perry Farrell

Joe | 2/1/2007, 2:06 pm EST

Bono’s MacPhisto costume from ZOO TV

Larry | 2/1/2007, 2:12 pm EST

Lenny Kravitz! How sweet would that be?! Of course, being 5ft 4 in, and a white guy…it may not look to well on me. Hopefully it won’t make me look like ’70s Elton John!

jill hives | 2/1/2007, 2:19 pm EST

i’m sorry – nobody but nobody dresses cooler than me.

lala | 2/1/2007, 2:59 pm EST

courtney love with some of nancy spungen

Anonymous | 2/1/2007, 3:05 pm EST

it has to be K-Fed’s wardrobe!

John | 2/1/2007, 3:18 pm EST

could i be Bowie from Labyrinth? he was all 80s hair and crotch bulges, perfect for pickin up babes.

Simone | 2/1/2007, 3:52 pm EST

PeeWee Herman

teef | 2/1/2007, 4:11 pm EST

No contest, Julian Casablancas

Dr. Ralph | 2/1/2007, 4:25 pm EST

I would like to get hold of Jimi Hendrix’s wardrobe. Shit, the Owsley soaked headbands would send me into the nether worlds! I suggest RS take up a collection and deliver it to my door. The political blogs would be worth the price of admission!

Jason | 2/1/2007, 4:49 pm EST

Right Said Fred. Chicks dig mesh

Nick | 2/1/2007, 4:52 pm EST

John Frusciante. Just look at all the cool stuff he wears on stage and in interviews.

cheesecrop | 2/1/2007, 5:37 pm EST

The problem here is that half these cool clothes are sitting behind glass in the Rock Hall of Fame. Are you providing air-fare to Cleveland?

grievous pimp | 2/1/2007, 5:59 pm EST

eazy e:
locs, chucks and khaki suits

Zach | 2/1/2007, 6:22 pm EST

Janet Jackson, Super Bowl Style. I could show off my sexy bod to the whole WORLD!!!

Phoebe | 2/1/2007, 8:13 pm EST

The Gallagher bros sunglasses

Anything of Marianne Faithfull’s

Ian Brown’s t-shirt with the music notes around the neck

swineherder | 2/1/2007, 8:18 pm EST

it’s weird that Tim, in an earlier comment said, “Perry Farrell.” That’s my name too, and that’s my answer. I saw Perry Farrell on a tiny airplane once going from Honolulu to Maui, and he and his hot date were the only passengers in the four seat first class section of the plane. He was all decked out with a great hat and there was pretty much an aura of coolness around him the whole flight.

cobracommander | 2/1/2007, 8:45 pm EST

Freddy Mercury.

I’d have a different catsuit for every day of the week…..FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Blackwood | 2/2/2007, 5:52 am EST

mmm…

I guess that I’d pick J.Lo’s wardrobe because of the size of my ass.

Other than that, I’d keep my own.

Plus, do you need clothes to get laid?

That’s funny.

I always thought just the opposite.

Karma | 2/2/2007, 8:08 am EST

eddie vedder

Skullfreak | 2/2/2007, 8:33 am EST

kurt cobain

VOZ | 2/2/2007, 10:19 am EST

David Lee Roth
I would wear the ass-less chaps first!!!

Buzzcutt | 2/2/2007, 11:21 am EST

K.D. Lang`s Jockstrap.

sassy2180 | 2/5/2007, 7:35 pm EST

missy elliott and/or pink

jonny14 | 2/15/2007, 3:47 am EST

jonny11

L | 2/16/2007, 8:45 am EST

Iggy Pop and Kurt Cobain. Iknow that would look soo wierd !!

Faye | 3/14/2007, 12:59 pm EST

Steven Tyler, except I think he’s skinnier than I am.

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