This E*Trade commercial has a little bit of everything: a dancing monkey (before that joke was run into the ground), two deranged old men with no rhythm and an overall message that goes directly against everything you purport to stand for as a company. “Well, we just wasted 2 million bucks,” the graphic reads near the end of the ad, making everyone watching the Super Bowl chortle. “What are you doing with your money?” I dunno…but I sure as hell am not going to give it to people who’ll just set it on fire.