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Michael Jackson’s 759th Comeback, The Police Practice, Expect New Beastie Boys To Disappoint

1/26/07, 9:06 am EST

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  • After that disastrous appearance at the World Music Awards in London last November, Michael Jackson has wisely decided to continue his current attempted comeback without performing, for the time being. The gloved one has made a statement announcing that he is back in the United States (after a year-ish-long self-imposed exile that took him to Bahrain, France, and Ireland) and plans to appear at several money-raising “events” in Japan in March. He won’t perform, he will just meet and greet.
  • We are very relieved to hear that The Police have begun rehearsing for their reunion tour. We hope Van Halen, Rage Against the Machine and the Jesus and Mary Chain are also rehearsing for their respective reunions since none of these bands have played together publicly since sometime last century.
  • Why do these lists even get made? From Most Successful Touring Act to Richest Musicians, the Rolling Stones always top them. We don’t need lists to tell us they still do everything better than everybody else.
  • The Beastie Boys are apparently hard at work on a new album that you won’t like. Mike D recently joked that fans can “expect to be disappointed” by the group’s as-of-yet untitled new record.”We still have a little of a way to go,” Diamond said of the recording process. “I don’t want to describe it too much because whatever I say might change.
  • BB King apparently spent the night in a hospital in Galveston, Texas last night. The legendary bluesman is apparently fine and should be discharged today but the reasons behind his hospitalization remain undisclosed.
  • Ever wanted to own a condo in the Capitol Records building in Hollywood? You may soon get your change. Label giant EMI has announced it will merge its Virgin and Capitol record labels to help cut costs. Capitol boss Andy Slater is already out, and many Capitol staffers are concerned the entire operation will soon move east, leaving them jobless, and the landmark Capitol records building to the development vultures. This is a dark time for music.

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Lobsters | 1/26/2007, 9:09 am EST

When is the Beastie Boys’ “Scared Shitless” movie coming out?

TB | 1/26/2007, 10:07 am EST

You suck Goodman

Brian | 1/26/2007, 10:15 am EST

I think someone needs to add The Verve to the list of bands that need to reform.

I agree TB, where’s the Fall Out Boy news Goodman?

boo boo | 1/26/2007, 10:20 am EST

Michael Jackson’s back in town?

Better keep an eye on your zipper boys!!

And don’t forget to lock you kids bedroom window’s!!!

ken vail jr. | 1/26/2007, 10:21 am EST

it is gonna be an exciting time for music this summer…heavy on nostalgia but exciting nonetheless. my fave show of 2006 was THE WHO/THE PRETENDERS and that was awesome.

Sunny | 1/26/2007, 10:39 am EST

Hears a tip for EMI on saving money:
QUIT PRODUCING SHITTY MUSIC!!!!

If your product is good, people will buy it, thus making you money and allowing everyone to keep their jobs….If the Capitol records building is sold to developers, there will be no condos….The developers will knock it down for a Starbucks parking lot…..

Nmar | 1/26/2007, 10:40 am EST

Wow!!! Some pretty classic bands are coming back. Genesis is coming back, The Police are coming back. Now all we need is for Page and Plant to kiss and make up and reunite Led Zeppelin.

Velhinho | 1/26/2007, 11:25 am EST

Ok, I have to admit, but I would love to see Jimmy Page, Robert Plant AND John Paul Jones playing togheter but….will never happen…Plant has a big ego, Page a big belly and Jones a small label….so won´t work…by the way, I hope B.B. King gets better…

jim | 1/26/2007, 12:07 pm EST

I wonder if anyone at RS takes into account the numerous “Goodman Sucks” posts a day? but anyways, Jesus and mary chain R gunna b fuckin awsome 2 see in april.

charliemapleton | 1/26/2007, 12:16 pm EST

Get well B.B.Keep in mind,the thrill will NEVER be gone!

HannaH | 1/26/2007, 12:17 pm EST

mmm….some pretty interesting things are goin down. Some pretty kick ass classic rock bands are coming back….yay for that!….most of the music these days pretty much bite the big one.

oh….BTW—-i think its great that micheal jackson is making a comeback. you must admit….he does have some pretty good songs. i wish people would stop with those stupid ‘little boy’ jokes…they’re pointless and not funny in the least!

sean martinez | 1/26/2007, 1:31 pm EST

it is really great to see the police coming back for a reunion tour. they were bad ass when i was in high school. hope they come to texas.

tom wieler "hip hop head" | 1/26/2007, 1:51 pm EST

the beasties sounded too slow, and thus old on “To the 5 Boroughs.” i love Check Your Head and Ill Communication, but that was their peak. and what a peak. i think MCA is without a doubt, the most underrated MC ever. if you disagree, listen to these two albums i listed.

baconballs | 1/26/2007, 2:30 pm EST

You’re nuts… To the 5 was intense shit. It was their best record since Paul’s…most you fuckers weren’t even born when PB dropped..sigh.

POLL: since they don’t allow posting on the Algore article, I am curious if anyone wants to opine:
Would you really vote for Al Gore?
Would you vote for a Republican if he promised to legalize weed?

Thanks readers of Tiger Beat! for answering.

JTAV | 1/26/2007, 4:26 pm EST

…Police’s Come Back: The other two guys must be without money

tom wieler | 1/26/2007, 4:35 pm EST

bacon balls, i’m 29, been a beastie’s fan since ‘92. oh, silly ignorant people *sigh*. you’re the first person i’ve come across that likes that album. *sigh*

baconballs | 1/26/2007, 6:06 pm EST

Get out more, Tom.

juevos rancheros | 1/27/2007, 1:47 am EST

scrambled eggs w/salsa rules!

Michael Jackson | 1/27/2007, 7:51 pm EST

I am the great and powerful Michael Jackson. Behold me in all of my strangeness. I do not like little boys, but I do have a fondness for Elizabeth Goodman.

cheesecrop | 1/27/2007, 8:57 pm EST

Normally I don’t take shots at anyone, but this time I don’t get it. Why automatically assume were not going to like the Beasties new set w/out us hearing it? The worst thing you could do is try to make up our minds ahead of time. It’s a great way to lose both readers and credibility.

Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump | 1/28/2007, 7:10 pm EST

lets have a threesome

Dr.Paul E. Harrison | 1/29/2007, 10:44 am EST

Who and the fuck cares? Michael Jackson is the true American!I what other country in the world can a poor back child grow up to be a rich white woman?

lola | 2/6/2007, 4:35 pm EST

his appearance in london was not desastrous at all…how can u say that u were there????is a general standing auvation a desastre for u or are u talking about the “report” of the tabloids???Jackson became this 5 last years the scape-goat of the medias he can do what he wants (and even don’t do anything)he ll stay “jacko wacko” for the medias…i m not a fan but i m tired of all this hate against the same guy…concerning his new album wait and see…

Iqqwjjpn | 7/14/2009, 1:21 am EST

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