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Simon Cowell Delivers Words To Live By, Thurston Defends Famous Friend, Lily Allen Shoots Her Mouth Off

1/25/07, 9:06 am EST

  • American Idol’s lead brat Simon Cowell gave us all a piece of advice last night. After ogling a pair of Jersey girl best friends, the second of whom tried to defend her partner-in-shopping from Simon’s criticism, Simon made this pronouncement: “Let me give you one lesson in showbiz: When someone is down on the floor, kick them.” So noted.
  • Another year, another 749 albums from Robert Pollard. He’s working on three different projects set for release this year.
  • Thurston Moore apparently felt the need to defend actor Michael Pitt’s music career. Pitt’s band, Pagoda, is on Moore’s Ecstatic Peace label and according to Moore, they totally rock. No seriously, they do. “Pagoda is not a part-time job for Pitt,” Moore said. “He is an artist with living expression as his goal and music is where he thrives.”
  • According to Lily Allen Madonna is an irrelevant pop star who only sells records because she’s famous. “She might have meant something once but I don’t know many people my age who care,” Allen reportedly spat. She’d better watch her back, vicious Madge fans are everywhere.
  • Those British soul singers are so crazy! Trendy chanteuse Amy Winehouse was kicked out of the Savoy Hotel bar in London for making too much noise playing piano and singing. She continued the party upstairs where she defiantly opened one of those absurdly expensive in-room-only bottles of spring water.
  • Snoop is sticking to the story that the truncheon (we love writing that word) found in his luggage at a California airport this past summer was part of his costume. He’s pleading not guilty to weapon’s possession charges stemming from the incident.

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Natalie Z | 1/25/2007, 10:37 am EST

Simon Cowell is such a douche.

Nice roundup.

mlc | 1/25/2007, 10:39 am EST

lilly Allen who?

nuff said.

likroper.com | 1/25/2007, 11:08 am EST

some people are old souls – simon cowbell is a young soul – but luckily the universe gave time to think – cause the sea is where no fishes think…

itsneverthere | 1/25/2007, 11:55 am EST

Simon lends a touch of class to this circus called Americon Idol. Paula “Bozo” Abdul and Randy “Porky” Jackson are as unsophisticated as a leopard print dress.

Lobsters | 1/25/2007, 1:27 pm EST

Are you putting down Robert Pollard? Fuck you! He is an artist with living expression as his goal and music is where he thrives. And that goes for Paula Abdul, too!

jill hives | 1/25/2007, 2:28 pm EST

bob’s yer uncle!

Sunny | 1/25/2007, 4:42 pm EST

I still have no clue….Who the hell is Lilly Allen?

bobby pop | 1/25/2007, 11:22 pm EST

“Another year, another 749 albums from Robert Pollard. He’s working on three different projects set for release this year.”

All three will be better than anything this shitty magazine will give 4 stars, or if Yoko decides to put out some shit and you guys are required to give it 5 stars. “Tell Your Boss Fuck You, from Me. Bob Pollard”

ponytale | 1/25/2007, 11:39 pm EST

Get that dick out of yer ass, Lizzie!

johnny ghost pants | 1/25/2007, 11:42 pm EST

who is robert pollard and why does he insist on releasing 749 albums on an unwitting public? what a turd! thanks for the warning, now i can take the necessary precautions. mr. pollard, 749 = 666 as far as i’m concerned. the nerve!

tom wieler "hip hop head" | 1/26/2007, 2:44 pm EST

when it comes to music, i like to think i’m a well-rounded individual. i’ve spent times immersed in different genres before coming to live to listen to hip hop. but before American Idol, i never heard of this waste of space nameed Simon Cowell. i might be beating a dead horse hear, but what qualifications does this guy have to judge talent? biggie, 2pac, Big L, DJ Run all get murdered, but nobody’s aimed a gun at this guy yet? look what he did to those two guys with Down’s Sydrome in Seattle. i need to start a “Kill Simon” campaign!

Michael H | 1/30/2007, 12:41 am EST

Lily Alen is a mess. Someone please clean that skank up, Lily you are a wank and so is that song of yours. Die Lily Die you stupid british slag.

I think i'm lost | 10/19/2007, 9:51 am EST

ehh…hi everybody, i’m searching for Michael Pitt,but I think i get wrong. does anyone knows where he is,or his band Pagoda… hum hum I think i’m going now,eeehh yeep…please? I can hear him,he is singin,but Where is he? well,i should go and search for Michael now,I don’t want to talk to anybody else.. if they don’t know where he is…

I think i'm lost | 10/19/2007, 10:00 am EST

oh,I found him! wiie.. so I’m going and,Pagoda and Nirvana ROCKS!!!

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