i wanna be any famous rockstar who has a gift for being fellated with regularity by fine looking bitches…

I want to be able to do an impression of Popeye The Sailor as good as Ace Frehley’s.

John Lennon, of course.

David Bowie – his voice and stage presence.

No doubt id want to be Elvis Costello. Yea he may not be the greatest rock star but knowning i could write songs as well as he does would make up for any nerdy characteristics he has.

Yep, John Lennon.

Play guitar like the Edge

Neil Peart, of course.

Joe,
You can play guitar like The Edge. Just buy one and practice for a month.
Your Pal, Lobsters

Sting.

musicianship + composition = complete package

We just need to convince him to use his powers for good, not the cheese he’s been cranking out recently.

Bob Dylan best songwriter great guitar player

Gimme Edward Van Halen’s guitar abilities. I don’t need his mind, it’s fucked now anyways.

Keith Richards — His Liver.

To smoke and play guitar like Slash.

I’d want Bob Marley’s skill for being both revolutionary and good-hearted all at once. As for what my gift would be, well it’s Bob, so isn’t that obvious?

Jack White, perfect combination of rock and blues.

john bonham

Joan Baez

JOHN “BONZO” BONHAM…no contest being a drummer and all.

song write – vocals – guitar like kurt cobain

Bob Marley when he originally had a ‘fro(as well as ditching the weed because I dont smoke-i’d rather have a chew stick)along with his everlastingly free spirit,Lenny Kravitz’s guitar licks,Bootsy Collins’ charisma(even though i’m already required with it),and his trippy ad libs-with a little bit of my flavor in them.Hey,maybe I can be the next member in Parliament/Funkadelic!

I gain the power of The original rock group, THE THREE STOOGES! I have Larry’s freaked out hair, Moe’s Beatle-do, and Curly’s Henry Rollins insiped mug, as well as Shemp’s stringy pre hippie long hair. I am capable of playing several instruments and due to the awesome amount of punishment I can take, I can survive any mosh pit. I can also act as my own security team. Woo,Wooo,Woooo!N’yuk,N’yuk,N’y uk!

I would like to wail like Jimi Hendrix

Good one cheese crop

LOBSTERS?

You are not funny.

Just kidding, that was mildly amusing.

Are you kidding me? Who would not want to be Chuck Norris? All you would have to do was stand there, and somenone will write, sing, play and produce the greatest songs ever out of sheer terror of one of your deadly and vicious roundhouse kicks to the face! Who would not want that?

haha zach’s right: chuck norris IS AWESOME! he is SO AWESOME, he CAN believe it’s not butter! and he CAN touch MC Hammer!

sid vicious’ sneer.

Joan Jett, she’s the woman to be.

ed ved all day

Linda Lovelace.

Jimmy Page… Before the drugs took over. I can leave that part out of it. Than all I would have to do is somehow find Sophie and recreate Led Zeppelin. Then we could live like kings.

i love how these polls are always related to dead or long-past-their-prime rock stars. no, rock is not dead! ha ha. but, i DO like classic rock…i’d wanna have the skills of John Bonham. have you ever seen his mini solo at the end of Dazed and Confused in the Song Remains the Same movie? goodness gracious.

Keef of course w/ Iggy a close second

Why Jimi Hendryx..no one can play guitar LIKE HIM..mayb Jimmy Page, thy are both awesome!

Tom Verlain circa Marquee Moon. To play guitar like that and write amazingly cool songs.

dave grohl, because he is great

John Henry Bonham. I will possess the skills equal to the greatest rock drummer that ever lived? Yeah, I’ll take one of those.

Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, or John Bonham all three would be sweet!!

the songwriting skills of bob dylan and the guitar skills of hendrix