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Look: We Have John Mayer’s Email

1/25/07, 1:30 pm EST

John Mayer

Last week’s I’m From Rolling Stone writing contest award winner, Andrew Miller, submitted as his winning entry a list of ten questions he’d like to ask John Mayer. We thought they were so good (who doesn’t want to know if Mayer has purchased a Jessica Simpson album?) we decided to send them to Mayer, who posted his answers on his blog. The full text appears after the jump (dig the snazy Camaro reference in the first answer). Read them, get jealous, then enter this week’s contest. The deadline for submissions is tomorrow at noon, so don’t dawdle pondering all the invasive tests conducted by doctors on men over thirty.

10 ANSWERS FOR ANDREW MILLER

In tandem with their new MTV series, “I’m From Rolling Stone”, rollingstone.com is holding a weekly contest to find a young, aspiring rock journalist who’s written ten great interview questions for the artist of their choosing. The latest winner is Andrew Miller, 22, who’s posed his questions to me. Below are my responses. In the spirit of Rock N Roll, I gave myself a 20 minute time limit with which to complete the interview. Congratulations, Andrew. You’re well on your way to working for an entertainment magazine. Your next task is to learn how to write an album review that both praises and condemns in frustratingly equal measure.

1. So, now the squeaky clean guy who once penned the lyric bubble-gum tongue is a weed enthusiast?

Not anymore. How can I explain this succinctly? Sometimes you have to experiment with an updated design for yourself before you realize the original design never stopped working for you. Rolling Stone is like your older brother’s cool friend, and you’ll be surprised what you’ll do to get Keith with the Camaro to like you.

2. Which genres artists do you find most intimidating to work with, hip-hop or blues?

Blues, easily. Hip-Hop is still a flexible art form. It’s where blues was fifty years ago. The commandments of the blues are written in stone.

3. Fill in the blank: Over the years, Ive seen my fanbase…

…come and go according to the music I’m making and what moves (or doesn’t move) them. I’m okay with that open-door policy. You can step in or out anytime you like and you won’t get hassled upon re-entry.

4. You’ve [offered] your guitar services on tracks by the Dixie Chicks and Rob Thomas. Any requests you’ve turned down?

Believe it or not, I don’t really judge whether or not I’m going to play on someone’s album based on their credentials… I’m listening for a space in the song that my sensibilities will sit right with. When you get together on another artist’s record, you’re both at each other’s mercy.

5. You’re set to appear on a track off T.I.’s upcoming album, “T.I. vs. T.I.P.” Compare the recording studio experiences with T.I.’s camp compared to your own. What went on, exactly?

I never worked with T.I. Here’s the back story to that Wikipedia nugget: I was a guest on TRL and happened to get my hands on the list of goofy, un Andrew-Miller-like questions I was going to be asked before I walked on set. One of the questions was “Who do you like more, T.I. or [I forgot the other southern rap artist]?” So I snuck to the bathroom and searched “T.I.” on my Blackberry. I memorized as much information as I could and then announced that we were working together. I like that Damien Fahey boy, I just don’t like getting slapped with the sweaty glove of irony on national televison.

6. Ever purchase a Jessica Simpson album?

I lisen to most new music released every week.

7. You’ve been dabbling in stand-up at the Comedy Cellar in NYC. Describe the first set you bombed.

You mean “set” as in just one? I’m not done bombing. I’m still clearing out a life’s worth of “is that funny?” to which the answer is usually “at least not the way you said it, it’s not.”

8. Are there any songs you go back and listen and think, What the hell was that about? That was terrible.?

There’s a song on Heavier Things called “New Deep”. Looking back on it, I think I thought I knew what I meant but the idea is a bit undercooked. And slightly nonsensical. You can’t win em all.

9. Your lyrical matter is usually wide-ranging. On Continuum, you sing about fear of parents dying (Stop This Train), political dissent (Belief) and even our generation’s abundant apathy (Waiting on the World to Change.) But what’s something you refuse to sing about?

I refuse to ever write a song about ANY trappings of fame. That’s like your head crowing inside your ass, only set to music. Lots of people think Vultures is about fame and the entertainment industry, but it’s not. It’s more about where my confidence comes from.

10. You turn 30 in October. What will be the worst part about seeing your 20s go away?

There are lots of very invasive tests that doctors like to administer to men in their thirties. These tests usually result in a ride home with the radio off and very little blinking.

POSTED BY JOHN MAYER AT 07:52 PM FROM JACKSONVILLE, FL


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John | 1/25/2007, 1:59 pm EST

I can’t believe John answered Andrew’s questions! I think he is one of the most talented musicians out there today and think his answers are true and up front (minus the Jessica Simpson question)…I would love to see his standup, especially if it is anywhere near as funny as his answer to question 10!

mrazfan | 1/25/2007, 2:29 pm EST

Mayer’s sweet. And he’s puttin the wood to Simpson. Hey Nick, how do you like them apples??

Michelle | 1/25/2007, 2:42 pm EST

The bar is set pretty high for rest of the writing assignments. Actually, they should just be cancelled, because the grand prize winner is right here, Andrew Miller. True writing talent could only spark such a quick and honest celebrity response to an interview that was once deemed “fake”. Congratulations Andrew!

Dr. Ralph | 1/25/2007, 2:53 pm EST

Yeah,ummmm…. I’m from Rolling Stoned and I was wondering how you got to be known as a guitar god and an intellectual when neither seems to have been confirmed by any actions attributed to yourself. Oh yeah and good luck with the stand up. It’s a sure fit with that exuberant personality you always display. And the Jessica thing? If I was getting Johnny Knoxville’s sloppy seconds I think I’d make that doctor’s appointment right away. Not that I don’t love self-absorbed, pussy-whipped, no-balls music and all….

Charles Hortry & the Def Aids | 1/25/2007, 2:53 pm EST

John Mayer is such an incredible songwriter and his guitar playing is very impressive. This kind of “voluntary” interview he gace with Andrew Miller just shows how in touch he is with music lovers, and how candid he can really be. Congratulations to you, Andrew, for winning the contest. Your interview questions show that you’re well on your way to an exciting journalism career, in any area you may choose.

Graham | 1/25/2007, 2:56 pm EST

First of all, well done Mr. Miller. Rolling Stone could use more people like you. Secondly, I am impressed with John Mayer’s honesty, intelligence and sense of humor. Say what you will regarding his music (I’m luke-warm about it), he certainly has his head screwed on straight, which is rare for any celebrity. He is also a real student of music and a true professional. Good man.

Also, I know that the press has to ask personal questions to celebrities, but let the man motorboat those glorious breasts without getting all up in his biznass.

Cooter | 1/25/2007, 3:02 pm EST

I’ll bet dollars to donuts that Simpson’s got a stanky ass. Perfect rack though.

B-digs | 1/25/2007, 3:26 pm EST

This was awesome. Hire this man to do your interviews, RS — he’s earned it here.

Kate | 1/25/2007, 3:49 pm EST

I must say those were very worthy questions with great answers :) they weren;t just mid-numbing jabber that John Mayer doesn’t even have to think about. He knows what he’s talking about and keeps me interested. I like it.

Hal | 1/25/2007, 4:00 pm EST

The questions were so-so but the answers wound up being really good. Chock it up more to Mayer than to Miller though I guess there’s something to be said for feeding the artists the right material to work with

Jack | 1/25/2007, 4:48 pm EST

John Mayer made up this entire thing.

Dr. Ralph and Jack can fuckoff | 1/25/2007, 5:21 pm EST

Glad you took time out of your day to read all the questions and answers to an artist that you apparently don’t care for, and you put so much effort into bringing him down. You should just get back to beatin’ off to your gay porn, and stop blowin’ your senseless comments over an exceptional musician.

Jack | 1/25/2007, 5:57 pm EST

That was a compliment.

Tunafish | 1/25/2007, 6:08 pm EST

john mayer is lame!

jim | 1/25/2007, 6:25 pm EST

that dude is the most bad ass man in music 2day. tell he’s got his head on straight.

Jack | 1/25/2007, 6:27 pm EST

Never lame, but always gettin’ the blame. Gots the power of a tsunami and loves salami.

likroper.com | 1/25/2007, 6:37 pm EST

yeh, just say that john – that’ll get the DEA off your back…and besides; america is not really a democracy anyway, ’cause we can’t really speak about or indulge in the things we all voted for, now can we? – what a shame that is…

heil george! heil alberto! heil dick!…

chunky | 1/25/2007, 7:38 pm EST

alberto VO5?

jwmathew | 1/26/2007, 3:41 am EST

for years, i’ve thought that mayer would be great on staff for rolling stone. i’d much rather read an album review by john mayer than, well, listen to an album by….you get the point.

Lobsters | 1/26/2007, 9:06 am EST

I’d ask him if Jennifer Love Hewitt takes it up the ass. Otherwise, who cares?

myspace.com/themanstrikesagain | 1/26/2007, 11:41 am EST

I once was closed minded to the music of John, but today I am a full fledged convert. great songwriting is great songwriting.

tom wieler "hip hop head" | 1/26/2007, 2:16 pm EST

look: john mayer is horribly overrated. despite what my name may suggest, i know a lot more about music than the hip-hop gengre.

Slim Harpo | 1/26/2007, 3:56 pm EST

Is he implying that he smoked weed in the RS interview just so he could look cool? What a bad ass! What a spokesman for the counter culture!

Some of you need to get your heads out of your asses. The guy can play guitar, I’ll give you that, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. I can name 15 guitarists in 20 seconds that can play laps around John Mayer, maybe not technically speaking, but the blues is more about FEELING than anything.
And don’t get me started on that voice of his.

Just my .02 cents

snappy | 1/26/2007, 4:00 pm EST

True writing talents require more than snappy interviewing, no? It’s not hard to come up with 10 questions for your favorite artist. But if he had 10 questions for say, Merle Haggard, how would Miller fare?

austinchick | 1/26/2007, 4:40 pm EST

i’d do him

Crown Royal | 1/26/2007, 9:25 pm EST

I was kicin’ back listening to Heavier Things, enjoying a good whisky. I put the darn thing on repeat so that I didn’t have to get up outta my recliner, and damn near woke up with a heart attack. Did that there Mayer boy do that on purpose? He’ll sing ya to sleep like a babe, but wake ya up worse than a fire alarm.

Simple | 1/26/2007, 9:33 pm EST

Cooter are you talking about Homer or Bart?

lik roper | 1/27/2007, 11:18 pm EST

hey y’all crown royal! thank y’all for taking me out of my’s caleeforn-eye-ay element – y’all makin’ me feels like i’m in the south agin er somethin’…

chubbybunny | 1/28/2007, 12:37 pm EST

Is it possible to appreciate artistry and not the individual? That’s how I feel about JM–love the music, not the man. I just can’t get past the fact that he’s dating that bimbo, Jessica Simpson (who wouldn’t know good music if it smacked her in the face). Being with her is an insult to Mayer’s intelligence.

rockchick | 1/30/2007, 7:26 pm EST

Let the man grope whomever he wants. He can play guitar better than any pop musician today and doesn’t get the credit. But he knows music. Did anyone else read his Rolling Stone article on Jimi Hendrix? Let’s give the man some credit

beathegirl | 1/31/2007, 12:36 am EST

I agree with ChubbyBunny, I just can’t understand why someone who appears to be as intelligent, and interesting could be with a dumb-dumb like Jessica Simpson. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Although, the answers to the 10 questions were entertaining, I don’t think I’m a JM fan anymore

beathegirl | 1/31/2007, 12:40 am EST

okay, i take back that last comment about not being a JM fan anymore. i’ve tried to hate him, i really have, but he’s such an amazing artist. and to the person below who wrote about how it’s not hard to write 10 questions for your favorite artist, i agree with you, but still it takes some talent to come up with original questions like that. after all, you can’t get any good answers without good questions…okay, that’s kind of obvious. i’m done, ha.

chubbybunny | 2/2/2007, 12:24 am EST

Thanks for agreeing, BeatheGirl. And I agree, Mayer’s gift is undeniable. I think the most amazing thing about him is the influence he’s had on other musicicans. I’m constantantly seeing these preppy upstarts trying to imitate everything about JM; from the way he taps his foot, to the way he plays. I don’t think a true ARTIST–and I use that word sparingly–could ask for anything more.

brittany a weed enthusiast | 2/6/2007, 10:03 am EST

i can’t believe john mayor is turning 30 and smokes weed. that’s awesome. i also can’t believe he actually wrote back to those questions, that were very good by the way :]

artistik | 2/18/2007, 11:53 pm EST

er… britt, i think he said he was no longer a weed enthusiast. he tried something new and found the old worked for him even better. been there done that.

have to day though, that these are some GREAT questions. original, and kind of personal but not crossing the line. more comfortable than anything. kudos.

jonny19 | 2/19/2007, 11:59 pm EST

jonny6

AreYouKidding | 12/26/2007, 11:02 am EST

He is a pretentious boob. Undeniably talented both musically and intellectually…but, yeesh – what a self-centered, self-involved whiner. (and the fact that he has brains and wit makes it worse – - being a smart douchebag is a far bigger crime than being a dumb a-hole.) Perhaps time and life will improve him. I deduce he and those like him have spent way too much time navel-gazing.

Gee | 1/2/2008, 1:02 am EST

I love how some of you people have the time to whine about something you dont love. Wouldnt you rather not waste the energy? (confusing). For the record Im a huge fan of John’s music – its real, as he is, (which seems as though it may offend some people but so be it). Glad to actually see that people hate him cause it means theres alot more to go around for those that dont.

Gunard | 11/22/2008, 5:50 am EST

hello RollingStones’s fans…i’m gunard, from Indonesia.
I want to tell about band from Indonesia named Javastones was hard-fans of RollingStones.
JavaStones’s story about first born exactly the same with RollingSones. All the personel’s band of JavaStones had been known each other since kindegarden class till all of them becomed band.
In this chance, i just wanna tell if in Indonesia, there were a band that called JavaStones which was it’s history the same with RollingStones.
Rock’n Roll RollingStones 4ever.

Jesus Ugalde | 6/1/2009, 1:38 pm EST

I also think that John Mayer is one of the most talented musicians there is today. His unique stlye and music is awesome.

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