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Rock’s Elder Stateswomen Regulate

1/23/07, 4:44 pm EST

Chrissie Hynde Patti SmithAnyone without a healthy fear of Chrissie Hynde and Patti Smith is an idiot. These women are formidable rock icons who’ve built their lives on hard work, attitude and savvy. And if you’re a whiney would-be rockstar or a cleavage bearing pop tart we’d recommend going into hiding (or at least investing in one of those swank panic rooms) because you’ve pissed these women off and wherever you are you aren’t safe.

In an interview published last week, Patti Smith pondered the plight of today’s struggling bands, declaring that their problem is a lack of work ethic, and suggesting that free time is an artists’ worst enemy. “When people come up to me and say, ‘Patti, nobody wants to hear my CD and I don’t have enough money for equipment,’ I say, ‘Well, get a job,’ ” Smith explains. “You do babysitting jobs, you work in the factory, you work in the bookstore or become a pickpocket. Work is really good for an artist.” (Canadian indie rockers: That means no more year off from art school spent writing shitty poetry, wrangling a triangle-playing role in Arcade Fire and otherwise expanding your mind).

Meanwhile, veteran feminist punk rocker Chrissie Hynde is after today’s female stars, many of whom she sees as nothing but cheap provocateurs. “Remember you’re in a rock and roll band,” she commands. “It’s not fuck me; it’s fuck you!” (Totally).

Should these two teach a class or do you think they are out of line?


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likroper.com | 1/23/2007, 5:12 pm EST

i’m too precious baby, fuck off!…

likroper.com | 1/23/2007, 5:24 pm EST

when i was young i thought playing live was going to get me discovered and perhaps famous etc – but it’s not always about playing live, as bands are temporal; in the end it’s really all about making great recordings that stand the test of time, and this is something both of these women have done…it all comes down to songs – songs – songs…

Skeetch | 1/23/2007, 5:34 pm EST

Both of them are badder than I’ll ever be. Respect must be shown.

jonmarck | 1/23/2007, 5:34 pm EST

live shows are a waste of time. It’s the digital age! Get a video! Get an album!

Toby | 1/23/2007, 5:40 pm EST

these younger school of musicians,.. I wouldn’t call them rockers,… have surcomed to materialism and gimmicks. They should go back to school and learn the foundation of ROCK, these 2 icons would be the perfect instuctors!

chinedu | 1/23/2007, 5:42 pm EST

Those Woman definately need to teach a class!!

Joe | 1/23/2007, 6:11 pm EST

Pretenders=some of the greatest songs ever.

Patti Smith=kooky looking scarecrow. JUST KIDDING!!! Much props to both women

wrecksracer | 1/23/2007, 6:13 pm EST

Both these women kick major ass!

Fergie | 1/23/2007, 6:15 pm EST

I am the greatest female singer of all. Look at my humps and lady lumps. Ignore the pee pants.

phil | 1/23/2007, 6:25 pm EST

who ever wrote goldmoon is a dyke is a real ass hole

young | 1/23/2007, 6:26 pm EST

old cows need to die

Bedtime for Toys | 1/23/2007, 6:49 pm EST

Respect

dyer | 1/23/2007, 6:49 pm EST

Are you fools kidding me???
I’ll take my Rock-n-Roll unsanitized thank you very much. You take your Fergie’s, Brittany’s, and Gwen’s and shove them up your asses!
Chrissy and Patti ROCK!

silverbeatle | 1/23/2007, 6:50 pm EST

i don’t see any new cows perducing any milk worth tasting

silverbeatle | 1/23/2007, 6:51 pm EST

i don’t see any new cows producing any good milk worth tasting!

Akron O-H-I-O | 1/23/2007, 6:56 pm EST

Respect to both Crissie and Patti.

The best thing about this summers WHO show was the opener…The Pretenders! Crissie Hyde is the shizz!

cheesecrop | 1/23/2007, 6:59 pm EST

Never really cared for either one of them. I will say this: maybe the problem is there are too many options out there to be used toward getting famous(internet, MTV, etc.) What’s the quickest way to a sell? SEX.

RedSG | 1/23/2007, 7:00 pm EST

Patti Smith rocks all the way. Listen to the woman!! She’s a rock goddess and she’s been through rock ‘n’ roll hell and back over the past 30 years, so she knows what she’s talking about.

Tattoed Love Boy | 1/23/2007, 7:05 pm EST

Both Hynde and Smith have well earned their Phd’s in Rock and Roll and Doctorate’s in kickass.

jungleland | 1/23/2007, 8:15 pm EST

best place to teach this class in in magazine interviews. That’s how you learn this stuff (thanks Rolling Stone for 1985-1994 when I read every issue cover to cover…and for the one where my CD made the back page…ok I was on a cd that was in the Indie Top 10 for Athens GA…the issue with Hootie on the cover)

baconballs | 1/23/2007, 8:35 pm EST

The writer seems to forget that Patti barely tried to cover her little tits for most of the 70’s.. But then it was, what? A statement? Today its just to sell records, eh? Ok.

young girls rule. | 1/23/2007, 8:39 pm EST

OLD COWS NEED TO RETIRE! I MUCH PREFER MODERN MUSIC BY HOT GIRLS LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN & PARIS HILTON THAN THESE TWO MUMMYS!

TWO UGLY BITCHES! | 1/23/2007, 8:40 pm EST

THE END!

B-Rett | 1/23/2007, 8:56 pm EST

they are right.

sonic nurse | 1/23/2007, 8:59 pm EST

Chrissie and Patti are in a League of their own. I agree with Patti when she says bands are lazy. They all want instant gratification. That’s not real and not everyone can write and sing.

“J’ai les glands with your theatrics
Your acting’s a drag
It’s OK on TV ’cause you can turn it off”

Right on Chrissie Hynde!

penny lane | 1/23/2007, 9:15 pm EST

you young lovers really dont know much. these young people, lindsey lohan and paris hilton. famous from what? being rich. they have no talent. have not worked at all. and they expect to be loved like these rock n roll artists?

chrissie and patti know there shit, after all. they have been around longer. They are deinitly right.

Handyman | 1/23/2007, 10:04 pm EST

Are there any women in this generation that are as kickass as Smith and Hynde? The answer is no. If you have any doubts, spin Horses and The Pretenders debut LP. Easily my two favorite female artists.

Aries73 | 1/23/2007, 11:12 pm EST

An awfully cynical tactic by RS to use artists from the past to fire on the current generation because they know they’ve been exposed for the 2-faced frauds they have become.

I’m for artists of the past leading artists of the present and future by example, but this appeared to be no more than a cheap way for Ms. Goodman–and I assure you I use that title granting the barest minimum of respect–to take unjustified swipes at female artists with whom she has petty vendettas.

jill hives | 1/23/2007, 11:32 pm EST

lita ford forever! lita ford forever!

Donald | 1/23/2007, 11:58 pm EST

People seem to complain when an older artist criticizes a younger generation of artists.

With small exception, though, the younger generation hasn’t stepped up their game. The goal seems to be the #1 song and the cash, not creating quality music.

The older artists are still writing better songs and releasing better albums. It’s as simple as that.

The Socialist | 1/24/2007, 1:17 am EST

Rock on! I just wish more women like these two–veteran rockers and up-and-comers–enjoyed a higher profile in the contemporary pop culture. Real Edgy-ness has integrity.

deucesrwild | 1/24/2007, 3:14 am EST

Right on Sonic nurse. Yea, these ladies put it out there with serious class. I love them and their personna.

CHRISSIE HYNDE ROCKS !!! | 1/24/2007, 8:23 am EST

Chrissie Hynde tells it like it is….it’s not fuck me it’s fuck off !!! That’s what rock n roll is all about !

Too many whores in the “so called” musicians of today, they are not about making music they are all about making money.

Poindexter | 1/24/2007, 8:40 am EST

Let’s not forget Joan Jett who is still kicking rock and roll ass!

Teef | 1/24/2007, 10:04 am EST

There’s are a lot of female artists who could take a lesson from those two but i thinks people like Lily Allen make them proud

marcy | 1/24/2007, 1:06 pm EST

JANUARY 27 2007, YOU IDIOT!

oprah | 1/24/2007, 9:25 pm EST

ya i think this explains everything thats going on with rock and roll

butlerbear | 1/24/2007, 11:39 pm EST

Complete respect for Chrissie and Pattie. So many artists; men and women, boys and girls; could learn so much from these artists.

I will keep supporting your endeavors.

Thank you … so much.

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