‘they’ say that women’s brains are wired differently than men’s, and because of this women often involve themselves in fantasy, and i’m beginning to believe…

I don’t want to hear Elton sing any songs for me…

“Empty Garden” by Elton John himself. The only changes in the lyrics will be to remove references to New York and the name “Johnny”.

I would have him do that version of U2’s “One” that the Bank of America guy did.

I’d like to have SRV play “Little Wing” as I descend to my reign in hell. Perfection…

I’d rather have Jimmy Buffett, the song would be “A Pirate looks at 40″

anarchy in the uk by sex pistols or ……. lithium by nirvana

or shiny happy people by rem or man on the moon by rem

Whoever wants Jimmy Buffet singing should be shot. Do you know what parrotheads really are? They are people who were too pussy to drop acid and go see the dead so they drink wine coolers and drinks with umbrellas in them and follow Buffet. Oh my submission for this would be “gods comic” by Elvis Costello. Everytime in the chorus when he sings “now Im dead” he can sing “now hes dead”.

Baba O’reilly- the Who
Stairway to Heaven- Led Zepplin

Wow. Too heavy. I’m gonna go eat.

Secret of Life (James Taylor)
Up On The Roof (Laura Nyro)
Stay Gold (Stevie Wonder)

we are the cahmpions- queen
the end- the doors

Surrender to a vampire and avoid Elton.

Rock n Roll All Night & Party Everyday….

my dying wish would be for someone to kill elton

i love elton john

stairway to heaven by zeppelin
about a girl by nirvana
or possibly drain you by nirvana
but i wouldnt let elton sing it…i want dave grohl