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Grandma to Come Between Timberlake and His Calvins?

1/22/07, 1:31 pm EST

Justin and mom

Justin Timberlake is the consummate mama’s boy. Nothing happens in this 25-year-old’s life without one of the Mommas Timberlake — his actual mom, the deliciously trashy Lynn Harless, and his watchful-eyed grandmother Sadie Bomar — saying it’s cool. Ever since J.T.’s breakup with Cameron Diaz (of whom neither mom nor grandma reportedly approved) Timberlake has been essentially dating his mother, throwing her a lavish birthday bash in Las Vegas, taking her to premiers and apparently introducing her to potential new girlfriend Scarlett Johansson (who is said to have gotten the thumbs up). And today we learn that the approval of Grandma Timberlake — a woman who, when Britney publicly defamed Justin’s penis, apparently assured the world that her boy is well endowed — is all that’s keeping Justin from accepting a modeling contract with Calvin Klein. That’s power.

Witnessing the full extent of the Timberlake women’s influence, we can’t help but think about all the moments in which we wish they’d intervened. There was the notorious double denim fashion disaster, the dating Fergie thing and we have to wonder if Justin got both mom’s full permission to bring sexy back.

Today’s news that Timberlake is planning to produce a track by former bandmate JC Chazes doesn’t fill us with confidence in the ability of Mothers Timberlake to watch out for JT’s best interests. We know they both want him back with Britney, but what else should Justin Timberlake’s mom’s order him to do?


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Melissa | 1/22/2007, 2:58 pm EST

GAWD, who thinks this stuff up? Who cares about Justin Timberlake?

likroper.com | 1/22/2007, 3:08 pm EST

elvis loved his momma too…

WTF!! | 1/22/2007, 3:42 pm EST

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oy | 1/22/2007, 4:03 pm EST

Yeah, this guy gets way too much press, period

Kendra | 1/22/2007, 4:11 pm EST

Momma’s boy or not, it’s not nice to call someone’s mother trashy.

Sanchez | 1/22/2007, 4:11 pm EST

JT = Knob Goblin

Graham | 1/22/2007, 4:25 pm EST

Good on them for approving the “Dick in a Box” skit on SNL. That was hilarious, yo. I hope for his sake that they like Scarlett Johansson, because she is a beautiful young woman…with some tig ol’ bitties.

Rolling Stone F'ING SUCKS!! | 1/22/2007, 4:34 pm EST

Justin Timberlake. I just threw up all over my computer. Who’s next…..Strawberry Shortcake, Mary Poppins or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? ooohhh, what an artist? He has so much substance , amazing insights and emotion in his music. It’s really inspiring if your are a 5 year old teenie bopper, or brain dead.

Pecker | 1/22/2007, 4:35 pm EST

So thats where he gets his disgusting nose from.

anonymous | 1/22/2007, 4:36 pm EST

If I got between Justin and his Calvins, I’d probably come too.

m@ | 1/22/2007, 6:06 pm EST

i totally agree with WTF.
i was scrolling down to say WTF,
but WTF said WTF way better than i would have.

but still…WTF?!?!?!?!

JT | 1/22/2007, 6:26 pm EST

I am the gayest man alive.

justincase | 1/22/2007, 9:53 pm EST

I do not for a second believe that Justin’s mom and grandmother want him to get back with Britney. Most important, she has two babies from another man and I can’t imagine that they would EVER want him to get involved with a woman who has two babies and also have to deal with the babies’ father. NO WAY ON EARTH!!! Also, getting back together with her would be committing career suicide. He is on a roll and he needs to be there alone and not with Britney Spears or anyone else for that matter. Screw around, yeah sure. Serious relationship, HELL NO!!!!

JT fan | 1/22/2007, 10:38 pm EST

they should make him challenge Usher to a dance off to square away once and for all whos the real new king of pop (that would be JT people)

JD | 1/23/2007, 2:18 am EST

Yeah who cares about T-Lake? I sure hope he doesn’t win best album at the grammies or else we’ll never get rid of him. If you looked up overexposed in the dictionary, you’ll see his picture.

Britney Spears' vagina | 1/23/2007, 12:45 pm EST

(Cough) I miss Justin. We could have made the greatest music snyone has ever heard. Now I’m just worn out and used up. I think I have to throw up.

Lobsters | 1/23/2007, 4:27 pm EST

What happened to all that stuff about how his new album was going to change music? Shouldn’t he be ridiculed for that before you start insulting his Mom?

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